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    Sowzilla Too Fat For Lyft

    Big ol' Cheeto-eating sow too damn fat to use a Lyft ride. Unbelievable but I bet it goes for the lotto. No way this pig cashes in.

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    Dajua Blanding, known on stage as Dank Demoss, requested a ride to a Detroit Lions watch party earlier this month. However, when the driver arrived, he saw Blanding and told her he couldn't give her a ride because of her weight. Blanding was recording the encounter.

    The backstory:
    At first, the driver told Blanding she wouldn't fit in his sedan.

    "I can fit in this car," she can be heard saying, to which he responded, "Believe me, you can't."

    The driver then told Blanding his tires couldn't handle the weight, apologized, and mentioned ordering an Uber XL - a larger vehicle.
    https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/det...nt-fit-his-car

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    That black hippo really would break both axles. That's another disgusting thing about black females. They are as fat as animals, with a face to boot. An animal species, apart from us. God they must smell putrid all the time. Fucking gluttons eating free food all the time.
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    Dump trucks for blivits...a vehicle that you could use a pressure washer to clean with no ill effects to the vehicle.

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    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    Hasn't this tub of greedy shit got the message yet from Lardzo? Being super-morbidly obese is no longer desirable.

    One good thing: Its next cRap could be its last. The sow weighs 500 lbs! Passenger cars aren't made for quarter-ton gluttonous sows.

    Naturally, this story is big news. OH, the poor nigger! Fatphobia! Discriminashuns!

    Who is going to let this into a car?

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    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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