Fire dept wrestles screeching half-ton sheboon out of a cab

[IseDaDiva]

The giant poop emoji must have been patterned on this gargantuan tub of sheeeeit.

[jenkemfactory]

bbarfff

[Weewuzzkangs]

If they don't torch the cab, so that it could get motivated to crawl, the next time transport for a beast like that is needed, there are plenty of proper vehicles designed for getting these sort of jobs done

[Jim Crow]

Take the cab with the beast in it to the salvage yard and have them crush it to the size of a fucking cigar box!

[IseDaDiva]

Take the cab with the beast in it to the salvage yard and have them crush it to the size of a fucking cigar box!

But then you'd have 700 lbs of rancid, KFC blubber exploding out over a 2-mile radius, just like when that dead whale got blown up in New England. Who wants nigger fat raining down on them?

[Jim Crow]

But then you'd have 700 lbs of rancid, KFC blubber exploding out over a 2-mile radius, just like when that dead whale got blown up in New England. Who wants nigger fat raining down on them?

Take it to a nigger junkyard, like Stanford and son! Lol!

[IseDaDiva]

Take it to a nigger junkyard, like Stanford and son! Lol!

They could probably render the Blubber Beast for down for industrial lube after they got done muh dikkin' it.

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

I wonder how long it would take this beast to starve to death. Why are there people that try to help shit like this?

[Nigroids]

Holy shit, did I laugh! What a sad inhuman pathetic sack of lard. Just tow the cab away to some abandoned piece of waste ground and let it be. The really weird thing is that when the scavengers and time had finished their work, you'd find a normal sized skeleton. Somehow it's hard to get my head around that.

[IseDaDiva]

Holy shit, did I laugh! What a sad inhuman pathetic sack of lard. Just tow the cab away to some abandoned piece of waste ground and let it be. The really weird thing is that when the scavengers and time had finished their work, you'd find a normal sized skeleton. Somehow it's hard to get my head around that.

Seven HUNDRED pounds. It weighs 100 lbs more than four average-sized adults! How this thing is alive, I just don't know. How much junk food would you have to jam down your gullet daily to put on that much fat? Worthless, massive drain on society, it - and all the gluttonous niggroes - should be hoisted onto a cargo ship and sent to Africa. They'll lose weight.

Yeah, about the skeleton. Here's what it looks like. Mind-boggling.

[Nigroids]

Would ya look at those tibias and fibulas - bowed out from the pressure of all that blubber! They say a picture is worth 1000 words, thanks Diva!

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

Seven HUNDRED pounds. It weighs 100 lbs more than four average-sized adults! How this thing is alive, I just don't know. How much junk food would you have to jam down your gullet daily to put on that much fat? Worthless, massive drain on society, it - and all the gluttonous niggroes - should be hoisted onto a cargo ship and sent to Africa. They'll lose weight.

Yeah, about the skeleton. Here's what it looks like. Mind-boggling.

The diet would have to be something insane like 2 large pizzas, a gallon of milk, a box of sugary cereal, a bucket of chicken, a dozen eggs, 3 bags of chips, whole sausages and a loaf of bread, 12 packs of soda and that’s every day. The amount of shit this beast would expel would be insane. Someone would either have to clean it up or this thing just lays in its own excrement all day. It can’t clean itself.

[IseDaDiva]

The diet would have to be something insane like 2 large pizzas, a gallon of milk, a box of sugary cereal, a bucket of chicken, a dozen eggs, 3 bags of chips, whole sausages and a loaf of bread, 12 packs of soda and that’s every day. The amount of shit this beast would expel would be insane. Someone would either have to clean it up or this thing just lays in its own excrement all day. It can’t clean itself.

Change it to four large pizzas, and that's one meal. They have enablers, sometimes their own sprogs and sometimes perverted little nigger bucks who feed them, scrub and powder their folds, and clean up the rhino dumps every day.

Breakfast - the most important meal of the day!

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

Change it to four large pizzas, and that's one meal. They have enablers, sometimes their own sprogs and sometimes perverted little nigger bucks who feed them, scrub and powder their folds, and clean up the rhino dumps every day.

Breakfast - the most important meal of the day!

Oh yea! A whole can of biscuits! Missed that in my list.

[NigOUT]

Would ya look at those tibias and fibulas - bowed out from the pressure of all that blubber! They say a picture is worth 1000 words, thanks Diva!

Yeah, thanks....I just puked up mah lunchz~~~~!!!!!!

[haywood]

The giant poop emoji must have been patterned on this gargantuan tub of sheeeeit.

Is that lizzo?

[IseDaDiva]

Is that lizzo?

No. It seems that Lardzo is strangely no longer advocating morbid obesity and "Healthy at any weight" and has hit the Ozempic trail, like all those other phonies.

She's probably down to a slim 'n trim 350 from 400 lbs.

[IseDaDiva]

Yeah, thanks....I just puked up mah lunchz~~~~!!!!!!

Thank goodness we can't smell anything through our screens.

[haywood]

No. It seems that Lardzo is strangely no longer advocating morbid obesity and "Healthy at any weight" and has hit the Ozempic trail, like all those other phonies.

She's probably down to a slim 'n trim 350 from 400 lbs.

A MAJOR weight loss for that HIPPOPOTAMUS sow!!