Fire dept wrestles screeching half-ton sheboon out of a cab

[IseDaDiva]

The giant poop emoji must have been patterned on this gargantuan tub of sheeeeit.

[jenkemfactory]

bbarfff

[Weewuzzkangs]

If they don't torch the cab, so that it could get motivated to crawl, the next time transport for a beast like that is needed, there are plenty of proper vehicles designed for getting these sort of jobs done

[Jim Crow]

Take the cab with the beast in it to the salvage yard and have them crush it to the size of a fucking cigar box!

[IseDaDiva]

Take the cab with the beast in it to the salvage yard and have them crush it to the size of a fucking cigar box!

But then you'd have 700 lbs of rancid, KFC blubber exploding out over a 2-mile radius, just like when that dead whale got blown up in New England. Who wants nigger fat raining down on them?

[Jim Crow]

But then you'd have 700 lbs of rancid, KFC blubber exploding out over a 2-mile radius, just like when that dead whale got blown up in New England. Who wants nigger fat raining down on them?

Take it to a nigger junkyard, like Stanford and son! Lol!

[IseDaDiva]

Take it to a nigger junkyard, like Stanford and son! Lol!

They could probably render the Blubber Beast for down for industrial lube after they got done muh dikkin' it.

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

I wonder how long it would take this beast to starve to death. Why are there people that try to help shit like this?

[Nigroids]

Holy shit, did I laugh! What a sad inhuman pathetic sack of lard. Just tow the cab away to some abandoned piece of waste ground and let it be. The really weird thing is that when the scavengers and time had finished their work, you'd find a normal sized skeleton. Somehow it's hard to get my head around that.