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Fire dept wrestles screeching half-ton sheboon out of a cab
The giant poop emoji must have been patterned on this gargantuan tub of sheeeeit.
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If they don't torch the cab, so that it could get motivated to crawl, the next time transport for a beast like that is needed, there are plenty of proper vehicles designed for getting these sort of jobs done
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Take the cab with the beast in it to the salvage yard and have them crush it to the size of a fucking cigar box!
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Originally Posted by
Jim Crow
Take the cab with the beast in it to the salvage yard and have them crush it to the size of a fucking cigar box!
But then you'd have 700 lbs of rancid, KFC blubber exploding out over a 2-mile radius, just like when that dead whale got blown up in New England. Who wants nigger fat raining down on them?
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
But then you'd have 700 lbs of rancid, KFC blubber exploding out over a 2-mile radius, just like when that dead whale got blown up in New England. Who wants nigger fat raining down on them?
Take it to a nigger junkyard, like Stanford and son! Lol!
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Originally Posted by
Jim Crow
Take it to a nigger junkyard, like Stanford and son! Lol!
They could probably render the Blubber Beast for down for industrial lube after they got done muh dikkin' it.
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I wonder how long it would take this beast to starve to death. Why are there people that try to help shit like this?
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Holy shit, did I laugh! What a sad inhuman pathetic sack of lard. Just tow the cab away to some abandoned piece of waste ground and let it be. The really weird thing is that when the scavengers and time had finished their work, you'd find a normal sized skeleton. Somehow it's hard to get my head around that.
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Originally Posted by
Nigroids
Holy shit, did I laugh! What a sad inhuman pathetic sack of lard. Just tow the cab away to some abandoned piece of waste ground and let it be. The really weird thing is that when the scavengers and time had finished their work, you'd find a normal sized skeleton. Somehow it's hard to get my head around that.
Seven HUNDRED pounds. It weighs 100 lbs more than four average-sized adults! How this thing is alive, I just don't know. How much junk food would you have to jam down your gullet daily to put on that much fat? Worthless, massive drain on society, it - and all the gluttonous niggroes - should be hoisted onto a cargo ship and sent to Africa. They'll lose weight.
Yeah, about the skeleton. Here's what it looks like. Mind-boggling.
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