Morbidly obese landwhale mudsharks valiantly defend their snakehead from the po-po outside a fried chiggun restaurant

[Whitey Ford]

We are fast approaching peak ludicrousness.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RP-1iryOPuU

[Jim Crow]

That was one hell of an awesome side takedown of the nigger by that cop! and a couple of justified shots in the nigger’s mug.Cop wasn’t even distracted by that beachball shaped mudshark bouncing around.I saw how the other nigger is recording on it’s sailfone. I don’t see how the cops did anything wrong here. Everything is justified.

[IseDaDiva]

Landwhale down! Her Sir Lancelot Snakehead rushes to the defense of his fair damsel. Got himself several shots to the coconut for that one.

That's one fine-looking trio. That butter huffer sure got triggered.

[animal mother]

Landwhale down! Her Sir Lancelot Snakehead rushes to the defense of his fair damsel. Got himself several shots to the coconut for that one.

That's one fine-looking trio. That butter huffer sure got triggered.

Dem niggas sure do get some fine wimmins.

[SC Anemia]

I've done gone and lost my appetite till further notice. JFC!

[Coon Town]

I've decided: I hate mudsharks and oildrillers more than I hate niggers.

[Whitey Ford]

Finally, a backstory. There's a nigger fried chiggun restaurant called Big Chicken in Michigan and bakkabaw nigger 'shaq' showed up to promote it. And niggershines commenced.

The Livingston County Sheriff’s Office has released a new video showing the altercation outside of an event featuring basketball legend and actor Shaquille O’Neal last week.

In the video, the sheriff’s office says you can see three suspects fighting with deputies during the event.

Holly Renee Strong (center image), was charged with an Attempt to disarm a police officer and three counts of Resisting and Obstructing an officer. Abigail Selah Hope Strong (pictured left), was charged with three counts of Resisting and Obstructing an officer. William Jaymani Dmichael Prieto (pictured right), was charged with three counts of Resisting and Obstucting an officer, one count of carrying a concealed weapon, and one count of Attempt strangulation.

https://www.aol.com/video-shows-inci...165331543.html

[Ignatow]

That fucking big nigger Shaq owns Big Chicken. One of his side gigs. I'm so tired of it still being in the spotlight after it retired. Can't stand that nigger, but I still wish Dr. Dre or Snoop Dog go first.

[LeQuint Dickey Mining Co.]

Dem niggas sure do get some fine wimmins.

Got a quite a few smacks with the electric bullwhip too. Hell, those kevlar noggins are impervious to even the hardest of blows. That one mud shark looked like a beach ball when she was taken to the ground.

[IseDaDiva]

Got a quite a few smacks with the electric bullwhip too. Hell, those kevlar noggins are impervious to even the hardest of blows. That one mud shark looked like a beach ball when she was taken to the ground.

Okay, so maybe she doesn't move like a gazelle, but she managed to struggle to her feet. So many other landwhales need a team of firefighters to pick them up after they fall.

So, was the snakehead (great avatar, btw)wallowing with both of these blimps? He must go through a lot of broomsticks to lift those FUPAs. EWWWW. I just grossed myself out.

[LeQuint Dickey Mining Co.]

Okay, so maybe she doesn't move like a gazelle, but she managed to struggle to her feet. So many other landwhales need a team of firefighters to pick them up after they fall.

So, was the snakehead (great avatar, btw)wallowing with both of these blimps? He must go through a lot of broomsticks to lift those FUPAs. EWWWW. I just grossed myself out.

Thank you about the avatar. Yeah that boi is really protective of his fat white wimmenz. What an image that conjours up of that trio "slappin skinz". Yikes, I just grossed myself out too. He can have that wretched duo of non-stop blubber. The hero of the jail no doubt. "Uh gots me two white bitches homie".