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Buck Nick Cannon insures his niglet-makers
He's insuring his nasty ol' danglies because he accomplished the incredible feat of producing 12 crotch droppings (13, if you count the defective one that croaked) with his stable of dirty hoes. Hey, nigger? Rats can easily outdo you. If only spaying and neutering niggers was legal.
Nick Cannon, television host and polarizing procreator, has secured a $10-million insurance policy for his testicles.
The father of 12 — who notably welcomed five children with five different women in 2022 — said the valuation means he can self-proclaim the title of “
Most Valuable Balls.” The designation even comes with its own trophy.
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” Cannon said in a statement.
Muh dik muh dik muh balls.
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"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Only a nigger would actually get an insurance company to issue a policy for its balls. I bet if a human were to try that the companies would laugh. Clown world mandates they bow to the nigger now, so here you go.
Does this mean this nigger would be happy to have its nuts blown off during a robbery to claim the insurance? HMM wait for it.
Anyway. this fits
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It’s not a talent to jizz inside sheboons nigger. This is one annoying nigger too. It’s niglets will never amount to anything. I hope this insurance policy has a very high premium so that between this and the sniglet chile supote, it bankrupts his ass. This would inevitably end with the nigger castarting itself somehow in rder to fraudulently collect insurance money and I am ok with that.
We wuz Vikangz, Native Amuricahns, Buhgypshuns, Eskimos, Mermaids, Australians, Beethoven, Shakespeare and Flyin Purramiyid Pilots.
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How about the stupid outlandish names he and the whores gave the sprogs? Niggers will do anything for attention.
Moroccan and Monroe
Golden Sagon
Powerful Queen
Rise Messiahl
Zion Mixolydian
Zillion Heir
Beautiful Zeppelin
Legendary Love
Onyx Ice Cole
Halo Marie
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
How about the stupid outlandish names he and the whores gave the sprogs? Niggers will do anything for attention.
Moroccan and Monroe
Golden Sagon
Powerful Queen
Rise Messiahl
Zion Mixolydian
Zillion Heir
Beautiful Zeppelin
Legendary Love
Onyx Ice Cole
Halo Marie
Hopefully they will all become aspiring c-rappers and go the way of the dodo before continuing the legacy of stupidity and entitlement.
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
How about the stupid outlandish names he and the whores gave the sprogs? Niggers will do anything for attention.
Moroccan and Monroe
Golden Sagon
Powerful Queen
Rise Messiahl
Zion Mixolydian
Zillion Heir
Beautiful Zeppelin
Legendary Love
Onyx Ice Cole
Halo Marie
I saw this recently. It is some niggerly shit to the extreme. Powerful queen is my favorite. Oh yes nigger! We know you are shooting royal niglets out those expensive nigger balls alright. This idiot would be eaten by a jackal in the bush without whitey’s intervention that mistakenly brought its ass overseas.
We wuz Vikangz, Native Amuricahns, Buhgypshuns, Eskimos, Mermaids, Australians, Beethoven, Shakespeare and Flyin Purramiyid Pilots.
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
He's insuring his nasty ol' danglies because he accomplished the incredible feat of producing 12 crotch droppings (13, if you count the defective one that croaked) with his stable of dirty hoes. Hey, nigger? Rats can easily outdo you. If only spaying and neutering niggers was legal.
Muh dik muh dik muh balls.
https://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...ures-testicles
And nigger thinks it's funny!! Boy, I HATE niggers!!
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Nigger + money = gigantic towering heap of foul, stupid, egotistical (egotesticle?) shit.
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Originally Posted by
I aint bin dun did dat!
I saw this recently. It is some niggerly shit to the extreme. Powerful queen is my favorite. Oh yes nigger! We know you are shooting royal niglets out those expensive nigger balls alright. This idiot would be eaten by a jackal in the bush without whitey’s intervention that mistakenly brought its ass overseas.
The buck brags about how many niglets and mutants he's whipped up with all those depraved sluts - one of them being Mariah Carey - as though breeding is a big accomplishment. Well, what else can a nigger brag about? I wonder if he at least wipes off the venom injector after he rolls out of one bed and into another. Ugh.
I think I like "Golden Sagon" and "Zillion Aire" the most. If I ever get any more goldfish I've found the perfect names!
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Niggers should all have their genitals cut off! that would make life better for future human generations!
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
How about the stupid outlandish names he and the whores gave the sprogs? Niggers will do anything for attention.
Moroccan and Monroe
Golden Sagon
Powerful Queen
Rise Messiahl
Zion Mixolydian
Zillion Heir
Beautiful Zeppelin
Legendary Love
Onyx Ice Cole
Halo Marie
Holy shit! That is breathtaking!
Is "Moroccan and Monroe" one nigger or two?
Getting his nasty balls insured was something, but those nigger names... Wow, just wow.
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Originally Posted by
NiggerWrangler
Holy shit! That is breathtaking!
Is "Moroccan and Monroe" one nigger or two?
Getting his nasty balls insured was something, but those nigger names... Wow, just wow.
Twin larvae, squeezed out by Mariah Carey:
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