Four "Teens" Including "Beloved Football Star" Steal SUV , Die in High Speed Crash While Running from the Po-Po

[NiggerWrangler]

Florida...

What a horrible tragedy. A Honda CRV has been damaged beyond repair by a bunch of useless niggers.



Four niggers, between the ages of 14 and 16, stole a Honda CRV SUV. When spotted by Bradford County Sheriff’s Deputies, the niggers initially pulled over, but then quickly sped away. Driving at speeds of over 100 mph, the Deputies were unable to keep up, and as they were reaching the county line, stopped the pursuit. The Florida Highway Patrol took over and quickly noticed the niggers were wearing ski masks.


Eventually the Troopers performed a PIT maneuver, at a reported 111 MPH. The Honda spun out of the control, and it, and the niggers inside, slammed into a concrete utility pole.


It took 90 minutes to extract the niggers from the wreckage. Two were killed outright and two were pronounced good at the hospital.



Two of the niggers have been identified to the public: Nigger Jabril Cheeves and Nigger Lawrence McClendon Jr, the beloved feetsball star who was known for his spectacular plays. Well now Nigger Lawrence can be known for his spectacular death!

Nigger Lawrence's 18 year old brother: Jermaine Godbolt (WTF) was shot and goodified last month.


Clearly the Bat Fairy has been kept busy with these Central Florida niggers!


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Nigger Lawrence, football star, violent savage:



The real victim, an innocent Honda:

[Whitey Ford]

Eventually the Troopers performed a PIT maneuver, at a reported 111 MPH. The Honda spun out of the control, and it, and the niggers inside, slammed into a concrete utility pole.


It took 90 minutes to extract the niggers from the wreckage. Two were killed outright and two were pronounced good at the hospital.

That wasn't a PIT maneuver, that was a NIG maneuver (Nigger Immobilizing Gambit.)

[DavidAllenNiggertoe]

Good god, with all the idiotic batwangs going down, you'd think the 13% would be trending down and making American great again...

alas the welfare sows just keep cranking out the pointless sproglets

[NiggerWrangler]

That wasn't a PIT maneuver, that was a NIG maneuver (Nigger Immobilizing Gambit.)

[Niggers are Useless]

I hope the pole makes a full recovery and will be able to participate in future NIG maneuvers. That pole should also be made an honorary state trooper for its contributions to helping society.
I am surprised there wasn't a shit missile launch from this excellent conclusion to TNB. There may have been distance records set due to launch speed.

[NiggerWrangler]

Good god, with all the idiotic batwangs going down, you'd think the 13% would be trending down and making American great again...

alas the welfare sows just keep cranking out the pointless sproglets

I read a University of North Carolina study a while back. Considering all of the inventive and unusual ways niggers meet the Bat Fairy, SIXTY-ONE PERCENT of all nigger deaths are from abortion. Think about that. Despite all of that, niggers are everywhere! Worldwide abortion absolutely dwarfs all other forms of death. Almost 50 million a year (#2 cause is 7 million) and most are black and brown. Still niggers everywhere on every continent. Does ANYTHING breed as fast and often as niggers?

What can we do? Wouldn't it be cheaper to send them all back, and send weekly shipments of KFC and grape drank, so they won't try to come back?

[Zambo]

... SIXTY-ONE PERCENT of all nigger deaths are from abortion.

Wow! Maybe I'll have to rethink my anti-abortion stand...

[Moe_Gibbs]

Too bad about the SUV.