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    God told Taylon to randomly shoot people on Interstate 10 because eclipse

    Suspect in Florida highway shooting says God sent her because of eclipse



    A woman checked out of a Florida hotel on Monday, told staff that she was going on a God-directed shooting spree because of the North American solar eclipse that day, and allegedly shot two drivers on Interstate 10 before being arrested, according to the state’s highway patrol.

    Taylon Nichelle Celestine, 22, of Georgia, entered the highway in Bonifay – 115 miles (180km) from the Alabama border in the Florida panhandle region – and headed west. Within five miles (8km), she fired into a passing car several times, shattering windows and grazing the driver in the arm, the department said in a statement.

    She then fired at a second vehicle, hitting the driver in the neck. The driver was treated at a hospital.

    Troopers stopped the woman after she drove for about 16 miles (26km) and found her with an AR-15 rifle and 9mm handgun. She was arrested and booked into the Holmes county jail.

    She was charged with attempted murder, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and improper discharge of a firearm.
    Before the shooting began, the highway patrol said, Celestine “had recently checked out of a local hotel and told the staff she was going on a shooting spree, directed by ‘God’ in relation to the solar eclipse.”

    She was arrested and booked into the Holmes County Jail on charges of attempted murder, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and improper discharge of a firearm, according to the highway patrol.

    An AR-15 rifle and a 9 mm handgun were recovered in the Dodge Challenger with Georgia plates that Celestine was driving, the highway patrol said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
    Suspect in Florida highway shooting says God sent her because of eclipse







    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ng-eclipse-god
    Cry nigger.

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    Dem niggeroes sure have a good connection to gahd.

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    I'm surprised the other drivers didn't return more accurate fire and allow the batfairy to enjoy an eclipse nigger. They must have been tourists and not natives, Floridians get issued a gun with their birth certificate. As it should be.

    Wasted opportunity in my opinion. It should be fun to see if the libtard nigger loving lawyers will use the insanity plea and blame whitey and global warming for this chimpout.


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    She was charged with attempted murder, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and improper discharge of a firearm.
    In the "Laws for Protected Species," this will only amount to a misdemeanor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
    Suspect in Florida highway shooting says God sent her because of eclipse







    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ng-eclipse-god
    Sheboons beez bat $hi+ CRAZY n' SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!

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    Yuze rayciss crackas don't ape-preciate true beauty!! Just drool over this dime!!

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