Rockland County, NY...


Nigger Rakim Tillery, 35, shot another nigger in Albany and was on the run when NY Troopers saw his black ass and pulled him over. Nigger Rakim immediately fired on the Troopers. The Troopers, a human and a nigger, started returning fire.


I Back the Blue, but this turned into an absolute shit-show almost immediately. The white Trooper's gun jams, and instead of trying to clear, he charges Nigger Rakim, who had dropped his paw-gun, but was going for it. The Trooper maintained his gun. Meanwhile the nigger Trooper ran in the opposite direction, yipping and yapping, before auditioning to be Madonna's next backup dancer! Meanwhile the White Trooper is in a wrestling match with Nigger Rakim.


Oh, and all of this is happening in the middle of a busy highway, with the White Trooper and Nigger Rakim initially dodging traffic.



There is good news though. The nigger Trooper eventually batwinged Nigger Rakim, who expired with his pants down and dirty underwear flapping in the breeze!


Holy hell!


The Troopers were treated and released from a local hospital for minor injuries. The Bat Fairy was turned away in Albany. Went home empty-handed.