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Chimpout Guest
Why do niggers kill?
Since we all know that niggers are incapable of reason, and act on impulse, it would be absurd to ask; "What would be the top ten reasons that niggers kill?". As erudite niggerologists, however, we can properly frame the question as; "What stimulus is likely to trigger the sub-human shitape's mass of cranial excrement so as elicit a poo-flinging primate response escalated to the level of a category five Chimpout?"
Food
Muh dik
Disrepecked
Skreet cred
Nigglet/Ho won't shut up
Rayciss YT
It beez Friday n sheeeiiit
Misses prison homies
nigga stole my shoes
EBT card empty
Smart nigger syndrome*
Gibsmuhdat failed
Asked for I.D.
Others?
*through some miracle, it realizes that niggers are worthless and has a much compunction about killing niggers as stepping on a turd fly
What other categories would you suggest, and in what order would you rank them, my esteemed fellow niggerologists?
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I'd say, in my humble opinion, that you pretty much got it right and in order though muh-dik and food are likely neck-and-neck contenders for #1.
Of course why did you climb Everest would be a comparable question.
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Chimpout Guest
Sadism. Niggers enjoy the suffering of others to balance their over-inflated egos with the reality of being
closer to pond scum than human.
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Corrections Officer
Bestial bloodlust instinct
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Captain
taking the last chicken wing is nigger heresy !
Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !
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Major
Niggers are savage jungle beasts with no morals and a low IQ.They act on savage instinct,not brain power!
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LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
CoonsЯus
taking the last chicken wing is nigger heresy !
Or chiggun McNugget!!
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I agree with Jim Crow - it is only a partial list
Originally Posted by
Jim Crow
Niggers are savage jungle beasts with no morals and a low IQ.They act on savage instinct,not brain power!
The reasons are endless. Anything can set these shit beasts off...for example, one might be, why does whitey have so much stuff? It is too f'in hot out here, or, why did that guy look at me?
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