"ahh wuz pregnint!"- she boon on business trip shits out niglet into a toilet

[Whitey Ford]

Single mom on business trip gives surprise birth sitting on hotel toilet: ‘I grabbed him out’

A woman who was on a business trip gave birth to a son in her hotel bathroom, not knowing she was pregnant until she saw him in the toilet bowl.

Victoya Venise, of Louisiana, was experiencing stomach pains during her work trip in the Atlanta, Georgia area. She thought it was the same stomach bug that her four-year-old daughter was sick with, police said.

Venise went to the restroom and soon realized she did not have a stomach problem, but rather was in labor.

‘I turned around, and it was the baby, and I was like “gasp”‘, she told WXIA.

‘I hurried up, and I grabbed him out of the toilet.’

https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/08/singl...ilet-16434388/

[Moe_Gibbs]

"Just like us"

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

Should’ve left it in there where it felt at home. Awww sheeit, i dun shat out a butt nugget chile dis time! Ah needsta cawl da 50 meyen I dun fugged in da last 10 momfs.

[IseDaDiva]

Single mom on business trip gives surprise birth sitting on hotel toilet: ‘I grabbed him out’




https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/08/singl...ilet-16434388/

OMG! How is this possible? Even animals KNOW when they are giving birth. But maybe this hoe's niglet launcher is so stretched out the little turdler didn't even touch the sides as it plopped into the toilet.

Someone on this forum said something some time ago that made me laugh so hard I never forgot it. (paraphrasing)

"Sows just feel pressure. They squat and grunt and either urine, feces, or a niglet comes out. They never know what it will be."

Hard to deny that. Sows are the filthiest creatures on the planet.

[Anastasia]

Typical from the fake news media - attempting to glorify their holiest (and the primate fambly's lowest) creature: The niggersow single mom. It has no idea who the baby daddies of any of its niglets are, but we're supposed to accept it as a "role model" an sheeit because it beez a magic nigger on a bidness trip. (I didn't know crack dealers or back-alley prostitutes had conventions). Shitting an infant into the toilet? This is item #476,893 on the list of Things That Would Never Happen to a Human.

The least the sow could have done was flush the turd like it was supposed to.

[tweakstick]

While I was in my primary school days our neighborhood was all white as was the most of the town. It was still not exactly the Hamptons but more of a middle class starter home type of place before subdivisions became such a huge thing. This being the case there was a certain divorced single mom a few doors down who shoved food down her daughter's (fellow classmate) throat to shut her up. Some of the other neighbors were less than the most desirable folks to be around and the houses were too close for our comfort. The old adage good fences make good neighbors only works to a point, so even though my dad built that home with his own hands, we moved out to the country soon afterwards just to get away from shit like that.

Years later, I ended up back in high school with her. She had predictably turned to burning since no one wanted to be around her fat nasty unkempt ass. One day during lunch, she ran from the cafeteria to the restroom, disappearing altogether shortly thereafter. We learned later that her muddied water broke right there on the toilet and she ran out of the school. She made it back home to my old street one block away just in time to shit the little black bastard out on the toilet. We never heard from or saw her in school again but found out that she never knew she was with snigglet throughout her entire pregnancy.

Would you believe that no one heralded her as a hero for her bravery? She was not given a story in the paper. She was hardly discussed by anyone - it was simply taboo back then. Of course, there were the low whispers in the teacher's lounge and the snickers in the restrooms by guys ribbing the few niggers we had, asking which one knocked up the school pig. There were also the squealing, grossed out girls who never wanted to use that restroom again.

[IseDaDiva]

Typical from the fake news media - attempting to glorify their holiest (and the primate fambly's lowest) creature: The niggersow single mom. It has no idea who the baby daddies of any of its niglets are, but we're supposed to accept it as a "role model" an sheeit because it beez a magic nigger on a bidness trip. (I didn't know crack dealers or back-alley prostitutes had conventions). Shitting an infant into the toilet? This is item #476,893 on the list of Things That Would Never Happen to a Human.

The least the sow could have done was flush the turd like it was supposed to.

Oh, I know! Yeah, the sow was on a "business trip"? What businss would that be, besides monkey business? She's a single mom, but so stupid she keeps spreading for wandering bucks and never thinks of using birf control so shits out niglets with no baby daddies in sight.

She squats and squirts out a sprog in a frickin' toilet, then calls her mammy - "Hep me mammy! I done shit out a niglet!" Even her stupid sow mammy - no doubt another of the single variety - manages to have just enough brains to tell the idiotic sow to call 9-1-1.

Yessir, this shit-for-brains, hideous sheboon is just a paragon. Aww. Such a sweet story.

Reminds me of the time here I read in my local paper that a fugly Somalian nigress shat out her EIGhTH stringy sprog while standing in line for a GibsMuhDat free Xmas basket. Donations were wanted. That was the day I decided never again to give to any of these charities. Here I was, a young woman living alone, paying bills and working every day and I should give some of MY money to a hypersexual, parasitic "refugee" sow who couldn't stop screwing even if it was starving? Starving or not, they always have the engery to rut, these niggers.

God, I hate them so much!

[Groid_Rage]

You should see the Boob Tube comments mostly from other she-apes:

[Kagman]

Typical from the fake news media - attempting to glorify their holiest (and the primate fambly's lowest) creature: The niggersow single mom. It has no idea who the baby daddies of any of its niglets are, but we're supposed to accept it as a "role model" an sheeit because it beez a magic nigger on a bidness trip. (I didn't know crack dealers or back-alley prostitutes had conventions). Shitting an infant into the toilet? This is item #476,893 on the list of Things That Would Never Happen to a Human.

The least the sow could have done was flush the turd like it was supposed to.

Every sentence here had me laughing harder than the last... Thank you for one great laugh!

[Kagman]

You should see the Boob Tube comments mostly from other she-apes:

Gotta love the 'What if it was an automatic flushing toilet' line... Sadly, we were not that lucky

[tweakstick]

Gotta love the 'What if it was an automatic flushing toilet' line... Sadly, we were not that lucky

It wouldn't have mattered. Turds that big need a plunger or a poop knife:
https://www.originalpoopknife.com/pa...the-poop-knife

No, we don't use one here.

[Kagman]

It wouldn't have mattered. Turds that big need a plunger or a poop knife:
https://www.originalpoopknife.com/pa...the-poop-knife

No, we don't use one here.

You think you've seen every ridiculous, fucked up thing out there, and then a site like 'the original poop knife' shows up. And I thought I was fucked up for being partial to a sugar bowl my family used through the 1960's and beyond. Too bad Mammy Sow did not have said knife handy.. Just think of the food stamps and transfer payments we'd save - not to mention robberies/violence and other criminality. I'm sure the court and incarceration costs for this jig will be in the hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[tweakstick]

You think you've seen every ridiculous, fucked up thing out there, and then a site like 'the original poop knife' shows up. And I thought I was fucked up for being partial to a sugar bowl my family used through the 1960's and beyond.

Well, I have to give credit to Mrs. Tweak for that one. Her side of the fambly brings a certain impiety to many of the higher social norms. Of course I have no room to judge and anyone who knows me or reads my post has probably noticed that I relish in offending others if I believe they need offending. Were it not for 30 plus years of her influence, though, I would probably leave the potty humor alone.

What's wrong with a sugar bowl? My family has used the same sugar bowl since the 60's as well. We also kept the same spoon in it as long as it was only used to pour and not stir. Hey, it wasn't like it was the poop spoon...

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

You should see the Boob Tube comments mostly from other she-apes:

Oh boy:

Oh what a good surprise.

Apart from that, the lame stream media gave its best with that story: "surprise birth" "business trip" ... wow, just wow!