So, What Really Happened?

[14WordsofTruth]

Been a lurker for a while now, and thought y'all might enjoy this.

Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they’re said to be.
Said one to the others: “Now listen you two,
There’s a certain rumour that can’t be true
That niggers descended from our noble race –
Why, the very idea is a disgrace!

“No monkey ever deserted his wife,
Starved her babies and ruined her life;
And you’ve never known a mother monk
Leave her babies with others to bunk,
Or pass them on from one to another
‘Til they scarcely know who is their mother.

“And another thing you’ll never see –
A monk build a fence round a coconut tree,
Forbidding all other monks to taste
And letting the coconuts go to waste.
Why! if I built a fence round a coconut tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me.

“Here’s another thing a monk won’t do:
Go out at night and get in a stew,
Or use a gun or club or knife
To take some other monkey’s life.
Yes, the nigger descended, the ornery cuss,
But brother he didn’t descend from us!”

Author unknown

[haywood]

been a lurker for a while now, and thought y'all might enjoy this.

Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
discussing things as they’re said to be.
Said one to the others: “now listen you two,
there’s a certain rumour that can’t be true
that niggers descended from our noble race –
why, the very idea is a disgrace!

“no monkey ever deserted his wife,
starved her babies and ruined her life;
and you’ve never known a mother monk
leave her babies with others to bunk,
or pass them on from one to another
‘til they scarcely know who is their mother.

“and another thing you’ll never see –
a monk build a fence round a coconut tree,
forbidding all other monks to taste
and letting the coconuts go to waste.
Why! If i built a fence round a coconut tree
starvation would force you to steal from me.

“here’s another thing a monk won’t do:
Go out at night and get in a stew,
or use a gun or club or knife
to take some other monkey’s life.
Yes, the nigger descended, the ornery cuss,
but brother he didn’t descend from us!”

author unknown

outstanding!!

[IseDaDiva]

No matter what apes do, they are still vastly superior in every way (especially intellectually) to the common nigger species and they don't live on handouts and forced charity and expect someone else to "take care a mah keeds". To me, niggers resemble apes only superficially in that they look like them.

[CoonsЯus]

where niggers came from, it's hard to tell,
my guess is from a fiery hell !!
CRU

[CoonsЯus]

No matter what apes do, they are still vastly superior in every way (especially intellectually) to the common nigger species and they don't live on handouts and forced charity and expect someone else to "take care a mah keeds". To me, niggers resemble apes only superficially in that they look like them.

and you find a nigger and a chimp dying by the road side. Which call you going to make...PETA or an ambulance?

[Coondoggle]

and you find a nigger and a chimp dying by the road side. Which call you going to make...PETA or an ambulance?

I’ll call the vet. Niggers ARE the missing link.

[Unregistered]

and you find a nigger and a chimp dying by the road side. Which call you going to make...PETA or an ambulance?

Hard Mode: you see a half-nigger, half-chimpanzee.

[IseDaDiva]

and you find a nigger and a chimp dying by the road side. Which call you going to make...PETA or an ambulance?

I'd call an ambalamps for a chimp over a nigger!

[Bottle_of_Hate]

and you find a nigger and a chimp dying by the road side. Which call you going to make...PETA or an ambulance?

Is recording while chanting "wirl stah" an option? If I found that I would assume the nigger tried to rape it and call PETA.

[CoonsЯus]

I'd call an ambalamps for a chimp over a nigger!

[Unregistered]

I'd call an ambalamps for a chimp over a nigger!

[Unregistered]

and you find a nigger and a chimp dying by the road side. Which call you going to make...PETA or an ambulance?

In reality I think most of us would call an ambulance ..and that is what separates YT from the bulk of these baboons..

[haywood]

I'd call an ambalamps for a chimp over a nigger!

As WOULD I!!