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Major Johnson Found!
Today I was dicking off in the garage when my phone went bat shit crazy because of an Amber alert.
I glanced at the phone and the alert was out of East Cleveland... the info given was a tag number and vehicle description. I automatically assumed niggers did it.
Later in the evening, I was watching the news and the missing monkey was reported to have been found.
Then they gave its name... MAJOR JOHNSON
OMG! We all know nigger names are outrageous, but MAJOR JOHNSON ?
Fucking smokes name their turd after the muh-dik!!!
"Days callz me Major Johnson" 
Wkyc.com/mobile/article/news/local/cleveland/east-cleveland-police-searching-for-2-year-old-taken-inside-of-a-stolen-car-major-johnson-gerald-toney/95-e63061d0-3035-4441-80c9-3ff818f480bb
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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I have my phone turned off for Amber alerts, because there are too many missing niglets ("Lawdy muh boo took muh baby!"), and even the missing human children I can't do anything about.
We know the world is messed up when Trump is convicted, Democrats steal the election so a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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During the '90s, cops in Freeport, NY arrested a couple of twin brothers, for dealing crack. There they were,
flashing toofy smiles, with gold muh grilles in their "moufs". Their names ? "TiQuan & TiJuan General".
Two dumber looking specimens you could not find.
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