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Morgue niggers try to embalm living nigger who then wakes up
Man 'comes back to life' wailing in pain when morgue worker slices open his leg while preparing to embalm him - hours after he was declared dead in Kenya
A man in Kenya who was previously declared dead by doctors has regained consciousness three hours later while workers prepared to embalm him in a morgue.
Peter Kigen, 32, was presumed dead on Tuesday after he collapsed at home and was rushed to Kapkatet hospital in Kericho county, reported local media.
After being transferred to the morgue, Mr Kigen shocked the staff as he suddenly woke up and wailed in pain as they made an incision on his right leg.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ead-Kenya.html
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I wonder who be de doctuh?
Must be a voodoo witch doctor.
Wait, is this New York City? Oh, Kenya! Same shit.
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Any ridiculous dumb shit is possible when low IQ niggers are in charge!
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Just goes to show how lazy niggers are. So damn lazy you can't tell if they are dead or alive.
I hate niglets because they always grow up to be full grown niggers.
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Originally Posted by
Whitey Ford
Zombie nigger!!
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OMG!
It's a zombie! Kill it with fire!
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Rookie mistake. The witch doctors use an electroencephalogram (EEG) instead of an An electrocardiogram (ECG or EKG) to declare the nigger dayed. EEG's measure brain activity. EKG's measure heart and lung function. Flat lines on an EEG mean nothing with niggers.
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But Mr Kigen suddenly regained consciousness and began to wail in pain, sending the staff scamper(sic) for their safety as
they thought the dead man had ‘resurrected’.
This, in 2020. Niggers! They'll never get past the Stone Age.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Originally Posted by
Buck Simian
Just goes to show how lazy niggers are. So damn lazy you can't tell if they are dead or alive.
Same stench too.
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Originally Posted by
Buck Simian
Just goes to show how lazy niggers are. So damn lazy you can't tell if they are dead or alive.
We had a coon at work that moved so slow management would joke about drawing a circle around him on the floor with chalk to see if he was still moving!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Since the niggs thought it was dead, I’d be surprised if they didn’t try to muh dick it too!Muh dicking a corpse is something niggers would do.
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Originally Posted by
Buck Simian
Just goes to show how lazy niggers are. So damn lazy you can't tell if they are dead or alive.
There's the old joke of an airplane with [your most hated nigger politician] on board, which crashed in a farmer's big field. The feds arrived to find some survivors, some corpses, and one fresh grave.
"Who's in that grave?"
The farmer said, "[your most hated nigger politician]."
"You buried him already? So he was dead?"
"Yeah, the stink was too much for me. The nigger kept insisting it was alive, but you know how they lie about everything."
We know the world is messed up when Trump is convicted, Democrats steal the election so a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Sandman
There's the old joke of an airplane with [your most hated nigger politician] on board, which crashed in a farmer's big field. The feds arrived to find some survivors, some corpses, and one fresh grave.
"Who's in that grave?"
The farmer said, "[your most hated nigger politician]."
"You buried him already? So he was dead?"
"Yeah, the stink was too much for me. The nigger kept insisting it was alive, but you know how they lie about everything."
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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