Black Dash Nigger Food Delivery

[Coon Club Road]

This is posted in the nigger fails department... because it will!

Now in Cleveland... niggers dashing food to your door!

How tasty does that sound?


#atyofrontdoor


If you live in Cleveland, you can now summon a nigger to pick up yo KFC!


Spookdash even has a sail foam app to get yo chiggun to you faster.


https://www.cleveland19.com/2020/10/...es-mobile-app/

[Rastus Nigger]

I won't eat food in a restaurant with nigger employees or customers much less let a nigger know where I live and touch my food.

[haywood]

I won't eat food in a restaurant with nigger employees or customers much less let a nigger know where I live and touch my food.

Neither will I!!

[TheOrganGrinder]

"I beez waitin over a hour nigga an' half da food missin!"
"I know mufugga, I got hungry waitin to jack da car!"

I can't wait to see them live off of nigger tips!!!

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

"I beez waitin over a hour nigga an' half da food missin!"
"I know mufugga, I got hungry waitin to jack da car!"

I can't wait to see them live off of nigger tips!!!

I delivered pizza in the ghetto when I was 18. I would be lucky to make 15 bucks in tips on 15 deliveries. One nigger I used to deliver to would pay in all nickels and pennies every fucking time I brought the shit to it. Every fucking time, the bag of shit would be 30 cents short or 10 cents short. Well, i wasnt going to stand there and count out 25 bucks worth of nickels and pennies so I would just eat the cost and that nigger got extra topings if ya know what I mean every time I saw his name and address.

[Coon Club Road]

... that nigger got extra topings if ya know what I mean every time I saw his name and address.

A buddy of mine would add "special sauce" to deliveries that fucked him out of a tip or gave him shit on past deliveries.

[Whitey Ford]

The reason they probably have a nigger delivery service is because only niggers would want to go into violent and dangerous nigger neighborhoods. Whiteys are always getting shot or mugged or both when delivering food to "that side of town."

[Jim Crow]

I stopped getting food delivered to my house a long time ago. Everything is within 2 miles of my house or less. I am not lazy. I go pick it up. And I save five dollars delivery fee plus tip.But mostly,no niggers handling my food or knowing where I live.If you get there early, you can see who is preparing your food. If you don’t like the person preparing your food you can leave without paying.

[Goodman Grey]

I occasionally deliver for Postmates.

I have yet to deliver anything to a nigger, as far as I'm aware. They probably either can't afford the service or they don't live in the nice parts of town where I choose to work.

And no, I never do anything bad to the food or other goods, even if there's a risk of not getting a tip. I would never do such a thing to human customers; I have too much respect for my species.

edit: I can totally understand wanting food from a place that is 15+ miles away during rush hour. I cheat by using a GPS that routes me around traffic problems; it also gets me from Point A to Point B and to Point C a lot faster. "Work smarter, not harder."

[CoonsЯus]

when I drove a taxi, many years ago, the doorman at a top hotel waved me down and gave me a bunch of cash to go pick up a take out order from a 5 star Chinese restaurant. Knowing the hotel was full of rich sand wogs, I picked up the food and pulled over on the way back. I started picking through the giant bag of food and stuck my fingers in many of the dishes. Have to say, there was some pretty good shit in there. Now, I'm a human so imagine what a nigger would do to your chow ??