So this nigger mammy is in the welfare office with her 9 niglets, which are running amok.
The welfare lady calls the mammy to the window and asks her to get her kids to settle down as they are quite annoying.
The mammy screams "DARNELL!!! SIT DOWN!!!"
All 9 niglets immediately sat down.
The next week, mammy was back to pick up her check.
The welfare lady called mammy to the window and asks her how by yelling "Darnell" she got all her kids to sit down.
She replied "That be EZ... they all be named the same, both boys and girls."
She continued to tell the welfare lady "if one of thems runs out in the street in fronts of a bus, I aint gots time to figure out which kid it be, so I just yells stop Darnell".
The welfare lady tells her that's a pretty good idea, but asks mammy "what if you just want one specific child?"
Mammy replies, "Well thens Ize calls zem by their LAST NAME!