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    Oil Driller Perforated by Army Sergeant

    An Army Sergeant, trying to make ends meet by driving for a ride share company unknowingly turned down a street occupied by protesters.

    A SJW, married to a sheboon made the mistake of raising an assault rifle to the sergeant's car. In fear for his life, the sergeant opened fire eliminating the threat, permanently ridding the streets of Austin of this oil drilling asshole.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/aus...ays-he-did-it/


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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    An Army Sergeant, trying to make ends meet by driving for a ride share company unknowingly turned down a street occupied by protesters.

    A SJW, married to a sheboon made the mistake of raising an assault rifle to the sergeant's car. In fear for his life, the sergeant opened fire eliminating the threat, permanently ridding the streets of Austin of this oil drilling asshole.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/aus...ays-he-did-it/
    Not just any sheboon, but a stumpy sheboon. But maybe that was smart. At least his sow can't throw hot grease on him.



    What a fool.
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    Buy this Sergeant a beer, give him a couple of medals, a promotion and a cushy transfer with his family until this shit blows over. Maybe somewhere overseas that is nice and quiet with lots of beaches but no niggers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Buy this Sergeant a beer, give him a couple of medals, a promotion and a cushy transfer with his family until this shit blows over. Maybe somewhere overseas that is nice and quiet with lots of beaches but no niggers.
    Sounds good, but the Army is full of niggers.

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    For a moment, I got a knot in my stomach when I saw the picture of quad amputee Whitney Mitchell, thinking possibly she may have lost her limbs to an IED defending our country in Iraq or some other shithole sandbox region.

    Upon research, thankfully... the only thing she was defending was a bucket of chicken and had her limbs shrivel up and fall off due to the black plague or some dirty dick or something like that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    For a moment, I got a knot in my stomach when I saw the picture of quad amputee Whitney Mitchell, thinking possibly she may have lost her limbs to an IED defending our country in Iraq or some other shithole sandbox region.

    Upon research, thankfully... the only thing she was defending was a bucket of chicken and had her limbs shrivel up and fall off due to the black plague or some dirty dick or something like that.
    Maybe it be from “da sugar”?

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    Grape drank... extra sweet!


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    REQUIRED READING FOR ALL CHIMPERS!!!


    The stumpy sow in question first made the news roughly 10 years ago after getting partially decriminalized (AKA quadruple amputation) due to a urinary tract infection. Of course, UTI is a generic term for any bacterial infection of the urinary tract which could come from any form of known nigger diseases such as herpeghonersyphillaids.

    Even a viral STD breakout can cause a bacterial secondary infection in the sow nether-regions.

    Once the sow (or occasionally buck) goes septic, it can very easily be misdiagnosed as sugar-foot at first. Either way, once the racist germicidal warfare starts and that sludge moves into the extremities, them front and hind paws are coming off!

    A little lagniappe about this story,
    AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS PART!:

    Below is clipped from an article in the Dallas paper:
    https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/...ughter-7141825


    "Every now and then she'll Google her name," Mitchell's mother, Patricia Kirven, explains. Not out of vanity but because paraphiliacs, aka "devotees," will "steal her pictures, and they'll put them on these kind of amputee-porn sites."


    Finding those was disturbing, but more upsetting to Mitchell and her mother was a post she found on **********.


    If you're not familiar with **********, or if the name isn't sufficiently self-explanatory, its a web forum devoted to mocking African Americans in the most vile way imaginable. It's described here as a "hate site consisting of
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    permabanned rejects from *********** and Chimpout."


    The post that Mitchell stumbled upon, title "amputee wants legs to dance wiff," featured various screenshots from the CBS 11 story, crudely doctored to add watermelon, fried chicken, malt liquor and commentary that's mostly too vile to repeat.
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    The derelict oil driller that met his demise by participating in the BLM nonsense probably met her on one of those pay pornsites, ultimately striking a deal to wipe her ass in exchange for free muh poosie.


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