Sorry, ladies. George Zimmerman just got kicked off dating app



Valentine’s Day is closing in and George Zimmerman apparently needs a date. He’s not going to find one on Bumble.

The popular dating app removed Zimmerman’s account Monday, primarily for the crime of being George Zimmerman. It’s the second time in a month Bumble has bounced Zimmerman.
"George Zimmerman was blocked and banned in December 2018 when we first discovered his profile and we have blocked and banned him again after we were informed by our users that he had created a new unverified profile,” reads a statement from a Bumble spokesperson. “We have thousands of moderators working tirelessly with our users to make Bumble the safest and most empowering social networking platform and this is another example of those efforts."
George Zimmerman is on the dating app Bumble, and he wants to grab coffee and cake pops

And they editorialize him by calling him a "child killer."

George Zimmerman, a local child killer who was acquitted for the murder of Trayvon Martin back in 2012 and most recently was fined for stalking a man in Seminole County, now has a profile on the dating app Bumble, and he's looking to meet up for "coffee and cake pops."
George Zimmerman is cooler than I thought.

Rather than mentioning the time he threatened to fight Jay-Z and feed him to alligators, Zimmerman's profile instead says he can be found "at the dog park with my Rottie, or playing basketball."
And, he's also guilty of being a Christian!

Besides Bumble, Zimmerman has also been known to linger on OKCupid. An Orlando Weekly reader sent us a series of screenshots from last April showing that Zimmerman says he lives in Longwood and goes by "Jorge." He also says he's been given the gift of intuition, and he's very serious about being Christian. bumble
So, it looks like he's also being stalked by creepy, obsessive pseudo-journalists who watch his every online move.