Every day I see more chimpanzees here. All the disgusting animals want to do is date women of every other color except black. Bad enough that you have to see their simian asses out and about, let alone smell their body odor. My neighborhood used to be mostly white, now it is infested with chimps galore. I can no longer go to any part of the city where there are none of them around. I am tired of seeing monkey visages everywhere I go. I can’t wait to move out of Phoenix. It is the new Africa, and Tarzan can’t come fast enough to reclaim all of these baboons back to Africa where they belong.