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Corrections Officer
Sunday Funnies: Ratchet Sow Rides the Lightnin' TWICE
Ft Myers, Florida...
This starts out as a simple traffic stop. Of course no traffic stop involving niggers is ever simple now, is it!
The buck driving mammy's car can't find the proper paperwork, and wants to call mammy. He be a "veteran."
It's not long before the buck finds himself being detained. To be fair, the nigger is docile and cooperative. The sow will make up for that, in spades! (Pun intended)
When the officer tells the sherilla to get put of the car, she immediately goes into a standard round of TNB. First not wanting to get out of the hoopty, then resisting. The sheboon ends up on the ground, fighting. Three officers have the nigger down. One of them has enough and fires up old sparky. Tases her black ass!
Immediately the nigger starts crying about her watch. Her watch-uh! The annoying sow manages to add "uh" to every word. Anyhow the nigger wants her watch taken off. She claims it hurts-uh, but we'll soon see the real reason.
Meanwhile the officer asks the nigger what it's name is. He also warns it multiple times if she's lying that will be another charge. Not the first time the officer has dealt with niggers!
Anyway, thanks to the in-car camera, we get to watch the shifty nigger pretending to be in distress, then slip the cuffs off.
The officer hadn't shut the door well, so the nigger looks around, then makes a run for it.
That didn't last long as police chased her on foot. Not wanting to chase the nigger all the way back to the jungle, the officer pulls out his taser and has the sow ride the lightning a second time!! The nigger face-plants in the dirt. Ends up with dirt up those oversized nostrils!
Of course now the nigger is "injured" and has a "bad knee." Obviously EMS is called, so the nigger can waste more tax dollars.
At the end if the day, the two niggers were charged with the following monkeyshines:
The buck:
Driving on a suspended license.
Possession of cocaine.
The sow:
Escape from custody.
Giving false name.
Resisting officer without violence.
Fraudulent use of credit cards
Drug equipment possession.
Should be additional charges for that ridiculous wig the monkey is wearing as well as the annoying use of "bro" nonstop.
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