Groid's self-made paper license plate scrawled in crayon leads to car theft arrest

[Allah the Pig-Fucker]

A homemade paper license plate scrawled in crayon on a grocery bag led to the arrest in Indiana of a pavement ape in a stolen car.

Initially, Indiana troopers thought groid Joshua Lewis-Brown was a stranded motorist from New York in need of a tow after blowing a tire Friday afternoon on I-80 near Angola.

“Trooper (Craig) Woodcox was preparing to oblige the ape in its request, however the fictitious homemade paper license plate ‘DJ39RK’ handwritten in crayon on a grocery bag raised obvious suspicion and led to further investigation,” said Sgt. Brian Walker, an Indiana State Police spokesman.

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