Unregistered
10-28-2017, 01:20 PM
Everyone has one. I have one too. You know, that basket full of worthless crap that accumulates junk over the year? It’s full of dead batteries, broken crayons, dead pens that don’t write anymore, Jesus pamphlets, 1000 pennies and expired pizza coupons.
Well, what you do is this...you have a candy bowl for human trick or treaters with candy in it, then grab the nastiest pot in the bottom kitchen drawer and dump all the bullshit from the basket into it for the niggers. As they come by on Halloween night, ensure your ‘this house is protected by Smith and Wesson!’ sign is up and in clear view on the front door (anti nigger trick diffuser) and hand out candy to humans and bullshit to niglets that come banging on your door. It’s a 2 in 1 deal...it gets rid of your bullshit that accumulated and stops niggers from coming back next year. It’s worked well for me three years running now. Just an idea to drastically reduce the amount of niggers on your property. Last thing...around midnight...use Clorox wipes on the door handle, door bell, door knocker and Hell...the entire outer side of your front door...
Well, what you do is this...you have a candy bowl for human trick or treaters with candy in it, then grab the nastiest pot in the bottom kitchen drawer and dump all the bullshit from the basket into it for the niggers. As they come by on Halloween night, ensure your ‘this house is protected by Smith and Wesson!’ sign is up and in clear view on the front door (anti nigger trick diffuser) and hand out candy to humans and bullshit to niglets that come banging on your door. It’s a 2 in 1 deal...it gets rid of your bullshit that accumulated and stops niggers from coming back next year. It’s worked well for me three years running now. Just an idea to drastically reduce the amount of niggers on your property. Last thing...around midnight...use Clorox wipes on the door handle, door bell, door knocker and Hell...the entire outer side of your front door...