10 more mins for a sheboon mailman to figure it out.

[Cat fur allergic]

She was making a delivery to my house. She didn't know how to work the scanner. She bashed it against my steps like a ape. She went postal on the machine. At the end she gave up and type in the numbers on the package. While she was also blocking the street. She didn't even bother to pull over to block a drive way. Instead middle of the street. People were honking. She didn't care!

[Buck Simian]

That's Affirmative Action for you. My Mailnigger is a trip too. He parks all sideways with the tail end of his vehicle out in traffic. I can't wait for the day it gets hit. He drops off mail at my house as he is making his way up the street, gets to the end of the block and then comes back and sits in his van for a while then gets back out and delivers more mail to the same houses.
He looks like this:
:bugeye