How much booze did Sekonie Jones steal?

[Mushmouth]

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https://youtu.be/2WF9ZniA1Vc


"I Hustle That's What I Do."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/louisiana/brazen-booze-theft-busted-648932

[MineEvolved]

WTF was it using, Harry Potter's magical bag of holding?

[Thin White Duke]

Good lord, even using its elastic pants and skin flaps to hold more booze! Not exactly the crime of the century though, watching this sow waddle around with the wheels slowly grinding in her head. I was hoping she would biff it on the wet floor spot.

[soundwave]

I counted 11 bottles of booze stolen by a ugly sheeboon.
:hurl

[Boy]

I see the bottle it shoved up it muh-poosey slid right up there with ease, most likely from crapping out 20 niglets or more.

[Mushmouth]

Update: Dindu felony..


it’s going to be tough to fight the video evidence – so her lawyers are disputing whether it’s a felony.

https://wtkr.com/2018/07/05/louisiana-woman-charged-with-shoplifting-11-bottles-of-booze-in-bra-pants/

[Cracka Jack]

I saw a sow that looked EXACTLY like that one this afternoon. Couple blocks from home, 4 lane boulevard, no shoulders. Sidewalk is right along the road. Sow decides it would rather walk in the road than on the sidewalk.

Sadly I was in my car, not my truck......

[CoonTownYT]

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[SC Anemia]

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I once watched a stripper at a bachelor party pick up a stack of quarters from the top of an opened bottle of Jack. I believe it was my brother that said he wanted the next swig from that bottle. Just got me to thinking...

:hurl

[Cracka Jack]

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You saw it too!!!