What to do when a big nigger won't fit in a coffin?

[Buck Simian]

Cut its legs off. Problem solved.

This is a old one but I still get a "kick" out of it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1166680/Funeral-home-closed-worker-chopped-legs-6ft7in-man-fit-coffin.html


Police exhumed his body and discovered Mr Hine's legs had been removed between the ankle and calf with an electric saw and placed alongside him in the coffin.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zdpSACUvHA

[Cracka Jack]

Under South Carolina law, destroying or desecrating human remains is punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

If the funeral home chooses to fight this in court, I'm sure many of us Planters could provide overwhelming expert witness testimony that niggers are in fact NOT human.

[Cracka Jack]

They could have lopped it's nog off instead, placed it under it's arm and put a sign in the foyer directing mourners to the funeral of Ichabod Coon. :lmao

[Buck Simian]

I was thinking just cut two holes out of the end of the casket and leave his legs dangling out.

[zagnut]

It would take some serious effort but they could dislocate the legs and have his ankles by his ears and put him in a really small coffin. When they go to bitch they could tell them its a half price sale...

[J.W. Booth]

Large albino negroe died from skin cancer and the burial plot where he was exhumed appears to be a vacant lot by a chain link fence? :lmao

[J.W. Booth]

They could have lopped it's nog off instead, placed it under it's arm and put a sign in the foyer directing mourners to the funeral of Ichabod Coon. :lmao

:lol:lol

[IseDaDiva]

They could have lopped it's nog off instead, placed it under it's arm and put a sign in the foyer directing mourners to the funeral of Ichabod Coon.

I actually burst out laughing. :rofl

[Weewuzzkangs]

So did I. The following video explains the reason as to why there's such a thing as Albino Ennwerds


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MpV5YrBilY

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

If the funeral home chooses to fight this in court, I'm sure many of us Planters could provide overwhelming expert witness testimony that niggers are in fact NOT human.
That was my first thought as well: Where's the problem, no human involved. Therefore the law is not applicable.

[Jim Crow]

If ya put dead niggers in a landfill or septic tank where they belong,ya won’t have that problem! A coffin for a nigger is a waste of wood, effort, and money if you ask me!