Buck Simian
08-11-2017, 12:17 PM
And then almost got splattered by a car.
At my local Kroger this morning. I step inside, the lobby area where they keep the shopping carts, I stand there for a moment and look down at my phone. All of a sudden this little niglet around 3 comes running up to me and holds this sucker up at me, as if he is offering it to me. Of course I didn't take it. I just glance back down at my phone but kind of keep a eye on this thing to make certain it doesn't try to pickpocket or muhdikk me. Next thing I know this hellspawn goes charging out the door and into the parking lot right in front of traffic, a car almost splattered it. Damn anti-lock brakes. Who invented those things? Some white do gooder busy body no doubt.
I kind of lingered around up front watching the action as the niglet was with no adult. It took a good ten minutes to locate its mammy, she probably was in the booze section or using him as a decoy while her other niglets shoplifted.
At my local Kroger this morning. I step inside, the lobby area where they keep the shopping carts, I stand there for a moment and look down at my phone. All of a sudden this little niglet around 3 comes running up to me and holds this sucker up at me, as if he is offering it to me. Of course I didn't take it. I just glance back down at my phone but kind of keep a eye on this thing to make certain it doesn't try to pickpocket or muhdikk me. Next thing I know this hellspawn goes charging out the door and into the parking lot right in front of traffic, a car almost splattered it. Damn anti-lock brakes. Who invented those things? Some white do gooder busy body no doubt.
I kind of lingered around up front watching the action as the niglet was with no adult. It took a good ten minutes to locate its mammy, she probably was in the booze section or using him as a decoy while her other niglets shoplifted.