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Whitey Ford
03-06-2025, 05:09 PM
Man posing as NBA player representative allegedly swallowed Tiffany jewelry: police (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/03/05/florida-man-swallowing-700k-stolen-tiffany-jewelry-police/81640400007/)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfinrZcKNUE
He was posing as a wealthy bakkabaw nigger. ha ha ha ha LOL



Jaythan Gilder, 32, of Houston, Texas is accused of robbing a Tiffany & Co. store in Orlando, Florida on Feb. 26. According to court documents reviewed by USA TODAY, Gilder allegedly entered the store and told staff that his name was Shawn.

He is then alleged to have told employees that he was negotiating a sale on behalf of a player on the Orlando Magic, though court records did not specify which player Gilder was talking about. Court documents said Gilder was “inquiring about some diamond earrings and a diamond ring.”

Due to the potential size of the purchase, Gilder was taken to a VIP room in the store, staff told police. Gilder was then shown two pairs of diamond earrings as well as a diamond ring with a combined value of more than $1 million.

Breakfast at Tiffany's- nigger style. :lol


Police said the earrings Gilder allegedly swallowed are valued at more than $760,000. A live scan at the Washington County Jail showed “several foreign objects” in Gilder’s stomach.


Police also said Gilder has had a history of committing similar robberies, as his records show an arrest for theft at another Tiffany store in Texas in 2022. Gilder also had 48 “failure to appear" warrants in Colorado.

Niggers are Useless
03-06-2025, 05:26 PM
This nigger takes dine and dash to a new level, and based on its resume and prior work history, it knuckles all over to eat like this. If Orlando still has a nigger DA this beast will be allowed to shit out its dinner and then it will be released from its cage again. The media will say he's a good boy, choir member with mental health issues that was just hungry.
What should be done is a red hot poker used to cauterize a hole into this animals intestinal tract and the merchandise forcibly removed thru said hole. Hang a poo bag off it and send it back into the wild with no antibiotics.
Oh well we can still dream.

Jim Crow
03-07-2025, 07:54 AM
Too bad the popo didn’t force-feed the nigger some softer metal when it was arrested!

Groid_Rage
03-11-2025, 03:17 PM
Jaythan is almost a SNNOTD

IseDaDiva
03-11-2025, 05:09 PM
Were the jurry store employees niggers too? What human would take that dull-eyed pavement ape to anything VIP?

Why are the words "A Florida Man" always followed by a tale of some goofy niggershines?