And the Darwin award for nigger stupidity goes to......

[animal mother]

Arntanaro Nelson

https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-struck-roller-coaster-trying-retrieve-keys-restricted-area-dies-police


An amusement park guest who was hit by a high-speed roller coaster last week has died of his injuries, authorities say.

Wilmington, Ohio, resident Arntanaro Nelson, 38, was struck by the Banshee roller coaster at the Kings Island amusement park in Mason on Wednesday. The park is located around 25 miles northeast of Cincinnati.

Nelson was found with a "critical injury" and was rushed to a hospital for treatment. Ohio officials announced on Monday that Nelson passed away on Friday.




At the time of the incident, the Mason Police Department reported that the victim was in a restricted area of the park at the time of the accident. He was reportedly looking for his keys under the ride.

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[Niggers are Useless]

We should see if the Key search can be a new featured ride for the nigger visitors to all theme parks. Set up one of those high-speed cameras to watch the thrill they get when the coaster approaches at full speed. It could be epic.
Incentives can be offered such as leaving a few of the latest I-phones laying among the keys. Wow fun stuff.

[IseDaDiva]

Arntanaro Nelson

https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-struck-roller-coaster-trying-retrieve-keys-restricted-area-dies-police





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I see "Arntanaro"(WTF?) has his paws behind his back in that pic. A natural position for niggers.

And here I thought people were utter morons for getting hit by trains. I guess he thought his niggerness got him special dispensation and the coaster wouldn't hit him. This deserves a special new category of stupidity.

[Niggers are Useless]

Here is another Nigger Darwin candidate. This nigger thought he could walk on water with all his nigger magic. More likely it was several 40's and a few blunts, but a Darwin winner this nigger became.

Hopefully I have the credits listed properly.

After rescue, St. Petersburg pastor returns to lake and drowns (tampabay.com) (https://www.tampabay.com/news/breaking-news/2022/03/19/after-rescue-man-returns-to-lake-seminole-and-drowns/)


2022 Darwin Award: Pastor Shawn Meets His Maker (darwinawards.com) (https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2022-02.html)

:rfish

[Ignatow]

I see "Arntanaro"(WTF?) has his paws behind his back in that pic. A natural position for niggers.

And here I thought people were utter morons for getting hit by trains. I guess he thought his niggerness got him special dispensation and the coaster wouldn't hit him. This deserves a special new category of stupidity.

I was really laughing at "Arntanaro (WTF?)" because really, what in holy hell is that name? I gotta hand it to it, though, it's such a different, although comical, nigger name.

Look nigger, no entrance means that. I have no compassion for any fool who voluntarily goes into dangerous zones, doubly so, because I don't care for niggers.

Walnut brained nigger fool.

[DaveInTexas]

One welfare recipient dealt with, only 10 million more to go

[IseDaDiva]

I was really laughing at "Arntanaro (WTF?)" because really, what in holy hell is that name? I gotta hand it to it, though, it's such a different, although comical, nigger name.

Look nigger, no entrance means that. I have no compassion for any fool who voluntarily goes into dangerous zones, doubly so, because I don't care for niggers.

Walnut brained nigger fool.

Ditto - human or nigger. "I just stuck my arm in the polar bear's enclosure so I could get lots of Likes on Twitter and nearly got it ripped off. It's not my fault. The barriers should be higher and the "DO NOT ENTER" sign isn't big enough!"

I just hope no humans got greasy black and red bits of Arntanaro's foul carcass splashed over them. That would really ruin one's day.

As for the goofy nigger name, I just read a story about a buck named "Reod'ajanero." (a nigger's messed-up version of Rio de Janeiro) I probably spelled it wrong but I'm trying to find the story.

[Jim Crow]

We should see if the Key search can be a new featured ride for the nigger visitors to all theme parks. Set up one of those high-speed cameras to watch the thrill they get when the coaster approaches at full speed. It could be epic.
Incentives can be offered such as leaving a few of the latest I-phones laying among the keys. Wow fun stuff.

It would give me an incentive to ride roller coasters more often if they were nigger(s) on the track!

[haywood]

Arntanaro Nelson

https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-struck-roller-coaster-trying-retrieve-keys-restricted-area-dies-police





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Wheh ben crump beez at?!

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

It would give me an incentive to ride roller coasters more often if they were nigger(s) on the track!
Definitely would make it more fun. Gotta suit up though for when they splash on ya. Ugh, gross.