Nigger and pal convenience store clerks stage fake robbery

[Whitey Ford]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7XJttoRZa8

[Sandy]

Every time it looks like a nigger gets an honest job, it isn't to do an honest job. Every time. I have to admit this is more clever than the usual niggershines, though, because usually it's so the nigger can case a business, or two-paw-discount the merchandise on its way out.