Boeing: When reality surpasses satire

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

Satire site BabylonBee recently posted a nice Boeing joke. But they didn't realize they were a year late.
Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards (https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-ceo-assures-nervous-flyers-that-all-737-aircraft-are-built-to-the-highest-diversity-standards)

Reality:
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Source: https://twitter.com/conceptualjames/status/1745110176372339167

Very interesting video of a former Boeing manager, who refuses to fly with on a 737Max:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGdH23_jQrw
He also has a site with a timeline of failures (scroll down, it's a FAA excel sheet).

[Anastasia]

After the Summer of Love (the 2020 nigger George Floyd fiasco), Boeing boasted that they fired 65 employees for having conservative political views. Boeing crashed and burned figuratively and now they're doing it literally.

[Ray Cizzums]

After the Summer of Love (the 2020 nigger George Floyd fiasco), Boeing boasted that they fired 65 employees for having conservative political views. Boeing crashed and burned figuratively and now they're doing it literally.
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:bugeye
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[Niggers are Useless]

Die Versity . The outcome is spelled out in the abbreviation D I E the communists just moved the letters around to confuse their communist street scum who are too dumb to understand what they are doing to themselves. Clown world.

[ShitSkinScientist]

This die veristy plague is also spreading in Europe being brought by global corporations.

Luckily, here in Eastern Europe, niggers are rare, so there in no point trying to hire niggers. We have Gypsies that behave pretty much the same, but global corporate HQs have no clue about Gypsies. Since local managers know pretty well that Gypsies are not much usable, all these die versity initiatives typically end up either on paper only or try to prefer hiring more women into professions, where they are less likely to work - e.g. IT, Engineering, etc.

[Ray Cizzums]

We knew a Swiss couple, who lived in NY on overseas assignment. We hosted a group of their friends from Europe a couple of times, all very
nice people, but somewhat liberal politically. That was until the gypsies were mentioned - all agreed they were sub-human trash, that there was no
reason to feed, or attempt to educate them. We got a kick out of it, for sure, but didn't bother applying the same logic to our problem race. They
were highly impressed by the awesome cuisine prepared by the missus. The husband said that it would have cost over $700 to do in Switzerland.
These folks were definitely not vegans....
:bugeye
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[Whitey Ford]

https://i.ibb.co/zVVfpqV/planesandshit.jpg

I personally know people who left Boeing. Sad state of affairs when private equity asshole moneygrubbers suck the lifeblood out of a company. There's a good piece on substack worth reading. It's short and to the point.

Why is Boeing such a shitty corporation? (https://robertreich.substack.com/p/why-is-boeing-such-a-shitty-corporation)

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

https://i.ibb.co/zVVfpqV/planesandshit.jpg

I personally know people who left Boeing. Sad state of affairs when private equity asshole moneygrubbers suck the lifeblood out of a company. There's a good piece on substack worth reading. It's short and to the point.

Why is Boeing such a shitty corporation? (https://robertreich.substack.com/p/why-is-boeing-such-a-shitty-corporation)

Thanks for the article, very interesting read! One addition though (because the guy doesn't meniton it). He says that the biggest shareholders of Boeing are "The Vanguard Group, Vanguard Group subfiler, Newport Trust Company, and State Street Corporation", but he fails to mention that Vanguard and State Street are forcing DIE on the companies they own.
By the way: What plane is this in the picture? The engine looks like a Rotax, but which twin-piston aircraft uses Rotax engines?

[Whitey Ford]

Thanks for the article, very interesting read! One addition though (because the guy doesn't meniton it). He says that the biggest shareholders of Boeing are "The Vanguard Group, Vanguard Group subfiler, Newport Trust Company, and State Street Corporation", but he fails to mention that Vanguard and State Street are forcing DIE on the companies they own.
By the way: What plane is this in the picture? The engine looks like a Rotax, but which twin-piston aircraft uses Rotax engines?

IDK, it's just a rando pic I dredged up off of the web. ;)

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

We knew a Swiss couple, who lived in NY on overseas assignment. We hosted a group of their friends from Europe a couple of times, all very nice people, but somewhat liberal politically. That was until the gypsies were mentioned - all agreed they were sub-human trash, that there was no reason to feed, or attempt to educate them. We got a kick out of it, for sure, but didn't bother applying the same logic to our problem race.
But that has been a while ago, hasn't it? Because gypsies have become a protected species as well (no liberal person would dare to say anything anymore). They even renamed various dishes because of "racism": Zigeunersoße, Zigeunerschnitzel (Zigeuner=gypsie)



They were highly impressed by the awesome cuisine prepared by the missus. The husband said that it would have cost over $700 to do in Switzerland. These folks were definitely not vegans....

Yes, Swizerland is prohibitively expensive when it comes to food or dining out. Roughly 3x (groceries, especially meat) to 5x (dinging out) the prices in the US, I'd guess. Whenever I do have the opportunity, I drive to Germany or France for groceries. Even though Germany has caught up a lot in terms of prices in the last few months.

[ShitSkinScientist]

But that has been a while ago, hasn't it? Because gypsies have become a protected species as well (no liberal person would dare to say anything anymore). They even renamed various dishes because of "racism": Zigeunersoße, Zigeunerschnitzel (Zigeuner=gypsie)

It still depends where. In most countries media will not identify a perpetrator as a gypsy, but people know. Politicians will not say anything against gypsies, but people still know. And luckily, nobody was so stupid so far, to apply aperfimative quotas to gypsies. I have seen only dedicated stipends for gypsies.
In Slovakia, few years back, in gypsy-infested areas, one could still find racially segregated village pubs - one room for gypsies and one (better equipped) room for everybody else. It was not legal, but it still worked that way.
There were some motions to rename gypsy-named dishes in eastern Europe as well, but people were mostly laughing at it.

[haywood]

Die Versity . The outcome is spelled out in the abbreviation D I E the communists just moved the letters around to confuse their communist street scum who are too dumb to understand what they are doing to themselves. Clown world.

Tru Dat!!

[Kagman]

After the Summer of Love (the 2020 nigger George Floyd fiasco), Boeing boasted that they fired 65 employees for having conservative political views. Boeing crashed and burned figuratively and now they're doing it literally.


Never read that but just researched it... Wow... How very true now they are crashing, literally. This is what you get when you coddle the nigger... Not only have people died but they've lost BILLIONS as a result of niggered airplanes. Stock price prior to doors blowing off and grounding of the Max: 426 3 weeks later after admissions: 120. A 70+ percent loss.

Their flagship plane still remains grounded costing airlines additional BILLIONS.....

These coon bastards are a CURSE...

Head of Boeing quality control:

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[Socialism_is_terrorism]

It still depends where. In most countries media will not identify a perpetrator as a gypsy, but people know. Politicians will not say anything against gypsies, but people still know. And luckily, nobody was so stupid so far, to apply aperfimative quotas to gypsies. I have seen only dedicated stipends for gypsies.
In Slovakia, few years back, in gypsy-infested areas, one could still find racially segregated village pubs - one room for gypsies and one (better equipped) room for everybody else. It was not legal, but it still worked that way.
There were some motions to rename gypsy-named dishes in eastern Europe as well, but people were mostly laughing at it.
Sorry, I should have made that more clear: I was just referring to Switzerland, as an answer to Ray. You are right, of course, concerning Eastern Europe! Luckily, people there aren't as mind washed and indoctrinated. Lucky you!

[Kagman]

It still depends where. In most countries media will not identify a perpetrator as a gypsy, but people know. Politicians will not say anything against gypsies, but people still know. And luckily, nobody was so stupid so far, to apply aperfimative quotas to gypsies. I have seen only dedicated stipends for gypsies.
In Slovakia, few years back, in gypsy-infested areas, one could still find racially segregated village pubs - one room for gypsies and one (better equipped) room for everybody else. It was not legal, but it still worked that way.
There were some motions to rename gypsy-named dishes in eastern Europe as well, but people were mostly laughing at it.


You get a thumbs up just for your screen name!

I've read the Gypsies have historically been a curse to whatever community they move into... You guys have whole new frontier to explore when the niggers move in.... They are hyper-violent and absolutely without ethical moores or empathy... They laugh as others suffer and die. Luckily, they spend most of their time killing and maiming themselves but given the opportunity, they'll attack humans with gusto. They are truly shitbeasts

Hang tough... If your country has not been invaded yet, let your leaders know the truth and spread the word far and wide...

[ShitSkinScientist]

Yes, niggers are rare here, but there were already cases of conflicts between Gypsies and niggers or Gypsies and camel jockeys.

So, perhaps we could just put those sorts of shitskins together, have a coffee and watch. :lol

P.S.: I lived 6 years (legally) in upstate NY, I know niggers.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

Yes, niggers are rare here, but there were already cases of conflicts between Gypsies and niggers or Gypsies and camel jockeys.

So, perhaps we could just put those sorts of shitskins together, have a coffee and watch. :lol

P.S.: I lived 6 years (legally) in upstate NY, I know niggers.

That's my preferred scenario as well: Put niggers, ass-lifters etc. in a large arena, give them a lot of ammunition and watch from the outside. You could even sell that as a show on tv - one of the few TV shows I'd pay for instantly.

[haywood]

Satire site BabylonBee recently posted a nice Boeing joke. But they didn't realize they were a year late.
Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards (https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-ceo-assures-nervous-flyers-that-all-737-aircraft-are-built-to-the-highest-diversity-standards)

Reality:
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Source: https://twitter.com/conceptualjames/status/1745110176372339167

Very interesting video of a former Boeing manager, who refuses to fly with on a 737Max:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGdH23_jQrw
He also has a site with a timeline of failures (scroll down, it's a FAA excel sheet).

Don't fly United, they have a tranny for CEO who is a strong advocate of dei. Watch the company DIE!!

[Zambo]

Wow! And I didn't even know Lori "Sid" Lightfoot had a son!

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

Don't fly United, they have a tranny for CEO who is a strong advocate of dei. Watch the company DIE!!
Didn't two United planes loose wheels in the last three weeks? I'd be very interested to know which Airlines the tranny CEO flies with. Given the typical liberal hypocrisy, I'd be surprised if it flew with his own company.

[ShitSkinScientist]

Didn't two United planes loose wheels in the last three weeks? I'd be very interested to know which Airlines the tranny CEO flies with. Given the typical liberal hypocrisy, I'd be surprised if it flew with his own company.

CEO of a company like United Airlines has its own business jet, and most likely also generous allowance to use it even for private purposes.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

CEO of a company like United Airlines has its own business jet, and most likely also generous allowance to use it even for private purposes.
Usually I'd say you are correct, but (in a sane world) airlines should be the exception. I mean, it's their only product. On the other hand, even a tranny probably won't enter a plane with an apefirmative action pilot.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

Until yesterday, I had never heard of John Oliver before, but I laughed my ass off at his Boeing video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oCilY4szc

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

This time, a Southwest 373-Max lost its engine cover mid-flight:
Video:
https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1777043171807011107

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2024/04/07/engine-cowling-detaches-during-takeoff-on-southwest-airlines-flight-to-houston/

[Ray Cizzums]

But that has been a while ago, hasn't it? Because gypsies have become a protected species as well (no liberal person would dare to say anything anymore). They even renamed various dishes because of "racism": Zigeunersoße, Zigeunerschnitzel (Zigeuner=gypsie)


Yes, Swizerland is prohibitively expensive when it comes to food or dining out. Roughly 3x (groceries, especially meat) to 5x (dinging out) the prices in the US, I'd guess. Whenever I do have the opportunity, I drive to Germany or France for groceries. Even though Germany has caught up a lot in terms of prices in the last few months.
True, this was over 10 years ago. The husband was a chief mechanic for Lufthansa, working at Kennedy Airport. They had two Rhodesian Ridgebacks
about the same age as ours, and we always hosted play dates for them, in our very large yard. Two of their friends were Swiss policeman, one who
sometimes worked as an air marshal. They were pretty impressed with my gun collection.
My wife works for Trader Joe's, and is an excellent cook. If there's one thing we have going for us here in NY, it's great food.
Our friend's got transferred back to Switzerland, and then their marriage fell apart. The wife started getting crazy, accusing him
of all kinds of nonsense, when all the guy did was go to work, eat and sleep. She had this Borderline Personality Disorder thing,
same as my brother's ex-girlfriend. There is nothing borderline about being this paranoid and insane. They turn on everyone in their
lives, especially their loved ones.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

True, this was over 10 years ago. The husband was a chief mechanic for Lufthansa, working at Kennedy Airport. They had two Rhodesian Ridgebacks
about the same age as ours, and we always hosted play dates for them, in our very large yard. Two of their friends were Swiss policeman, one who
sometimes worked as an air marshal. They were pretty impressed with my gun collection. My wife works for Trader Joe's, and is an excellent cook. If there's one thing we have going for us here in NY, it's great food.
I like Rhodesian Ridgebacks, fine dogs! What's able to hunt lions, surely will be able to deal with nigger beasts as well. Even though I don't know your gun collection, I absolutely believe that! Everyone who is even a little into guns will be impressed (and jealous) of the nice things Americans are allowed to own. Excellent cook, works at Trader Joe's -> Damn, I would gain weight lightening fast :D.



Our friend's got transferred back to Switzerland, and then their marriage fell apart. The wife started getting crazy, accusing him
of all kinds of nonsense, when all the guy did was go to work, eat and sleep. She had this Borderline Personality Disorder thing,
same as my brother's ex-girlfriend. There is nothing borderline about being this paranoid and insane. They turn on everyone in their
lives, especially their loved ones.
Oh man, that's bad!