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Ray Cizzums
10-06-2023, 09:48 AM
Silly negro - water sports are for white people. That nigger looked like a seal, tasted like sewage...
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https://nypost.com/2023/10/06/calif-shark-victim-named-as-tech-ceo-avid-kite-surfer-with-olympic-aspirations/
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CoonsЯus
10-06-2023, 11:47 AM
The NY Post labeled the dumb spook an ' aspiring ' surfer. These hopeless beasts are always championed even when they've been gooded.

https://nypost.com/2023/10/06/calif-shark-victim-named-as-tech-ceo-avid-kite-surfer-with-olympic-aspirations/

A nigger that optionally got its ' hay-ah ' wet was the surprise element for me. I just pray that the poor shark doesn't get washed up with AIDS after chewing on that useless jigaboo.

Anastasia
10-06-2023, 02:50 PM
Aspiring surfer, aspiring rapper, aspiring rockfish. All the same. Niggers can never accomplish, they can only whine, demand, and pretend.

CoonsЯus
10-06-2023, 03:41 PM
Aspiring surfer, aspiring rapper, aspiring rockfish. All the same. Niggers can never accomplish, they can only whine, demand, and pretend.

Amen.

Whitey Ford
10-06-2023, 05:40 PM
“A shark came up, grabbed Felix by the neck supposedly, brought them down and that was the last they saw. Two other guys rushed out of the water, turned around and they saw blood and some commotion in the water. But no Felix and that was it,” he said.

Longtime pal David Thawley said N’Jai was a well-known kite surfer who had been preparing to compete in the Olympics for his native Gambia, KTVU reported.

It prolly thought that the nigger was a seal. I'm sure it regretted it's mistake almost immediately. :lol


Officials have not identified him, but friends and the sailing magazine Latitude 38 have named him as N’Jai, a businessman whose LinkedIn page lists him as CEO of tech startup Eniac Labs.

Eniac Labs!?
According to downforeveryoneorjustme.com , their website is down. www.eniaclabs.com

Essentially, what this magic negro's "company" did was "fundraise" for startups and whatnot. A fundraising "lab?" Just another grifting spook with a fake company.

https://i.ibb.co/ZzGqkT7/fakecompany.jpg

Looks like a grift to me. The whole concept of a 'Business Incubator' (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_incubator) has been around for a long time and there are a whole bunch of them already out there.


A business incubator is an organization that helps startup companies and individual entrepreneurs to develop their businesses by providing a fullscale range of services starting with management training and office space and ending with venture capital financing.[1] The National Business Incubation Association (NBIA) defines business incubators as a catalyst tool for either regional or national economic development. NBIA categorizes its members' incubators by the following five incubator types: academic institutions; non-profit development corporations; for-profit property development ventures; venture capital firms, and a combination of the above.[2]

Business incubators differ from research and technology parks in their dedication to startup and early-stage companies. Research and technology parks, on the other hand, tend to be large-scale projects that house everything from corporate, government, or university labs to very small companies. Most research and technology parks do not offer business assistance services, which are the hallmark of a business incubation program. However, many research and technology parks house incubation programs.[3]

We wuzzz bizness incubators!

IseDaDiva
10-06-2023, 06:10 PM
Silly negro - water sports are for white people. That nigger looked like a seal, tasted like sewage...
:bugeye
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https://nypost.com/2023/10/06/calif-shark-victim-named-as-tech-ceo-avid-kite-surfer-with-olympic-aspirations/
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Yes! That jet-black nigga looked like a tasty seal. I feel sorry for the poor shark when he realized he got a mouthful of greasy, stringy nigger meat.

I aint bin dun did dat!
10-06-2023, 09:55 PM
I would watch this shark attack on pay per view, Hell make a whole show with nigger prisoners in shark infested waters and tell them if they can swim outta there with a bloody meat suit attached to em, they can go free. I guess that may be considered animal abuse… for the shark of course.

IseDaDiva
10-07-2023, 11:37 AM
I would watch this shark attack on pay per view, Hell make a whole show with nigger prisoners in shark infested waters and tell them if they can swim outta there with a bloody meat suit attached to em, they can go free. I guess that may be considered animal abuse… for the shark of course.

I would too! And if I could watch the boatloads of niggers capsizing - a frequent event - in the Niger river and being grabbed by crocodiles, I might even pay more for that. Imagine the thrashing, screeching, and the ooking. To quote a line from the book "Mandingo", "It would be right comical."

I aint bin dun did dat!
10-07-2023, 12:21 PM
I would too! And if I could watch the boatloads of niggers capsizing - a frequent event - in the Niger river and being grabbed by crocodiles, I might even pay more for that. Imagine the thrashing, screeching, and the ooking. To quote a line from the book "Mandingo", "It would be right comical."
This ppv event could be like a superbowl party. Lots of appetizers, some beers and cheering. Oh, it would be glorious.

IseDaDiva
10-07-2023, 05:18 PM
This ppv event could be like a superbowl party. Lots of appetizers, some beers and cheering. Oh, it would be glorious.

I'm there! We could all watch it remotely, giving MSTK3000 commentary. Every time a nigger got grabbed by a croc, or flung 10 feet by a hippo - drink!

I never dreamed I'd be the kind of person who would rejoice in such a thing, but well - I am now.

I aint bin dun did dat!
10-08-2023, 11:21 AM
I'm there! We could all watch it remotely, giving MSTK3000 commentary. Every time a nigger got grabbed by a croc, or flung 10 feet by a hippo - drink!

I never dreamed I'd be the kind of person who would rejoice in such a thing, but well - I am now.
Niggers bring out the worst in all of us. They are good for nothing.

IseDaDiva
10-08-2023, 05:13 PM
Niggers bring out the worst in all of us. They are good for nothing.

It's true. Where once a story about a coalburner being dismembered by her nigger would have horrified me, it now makes me laugh.

haywood
10-08-2023, 06:53 PM
The NY Post labeled the dumb spook an ' aspiring ' surfer. These hopeless beasts are always championed even when they've been gooded.

https://nypost.com/2023/10/06/calif-shark-victim-named-as-tech-ceo-avid-kite-surfer-with-olympic-aspirations/

A nigger that optionally got its ' hay-ah ' wet was the surprise element for me. I just pray that the poor shark doesn't get washed up with AIDS after chewing on that useless jigaboo.

Did the shark lick it's @$$ afterwards to get the taste of nigger out of it's MOUF?!

I aint bin dun did dat!
10-08-2023, 08:50 PM
It's true. Where once a story about a coalburner being dismembered by her nigger would have horrified me, it now makes me laugh.
Exactly. What’s that? A nigger kid shot itself with mammy’s gun? :lol

zagnut
10-08-2023, 10:30 PM
One of the things I really like is to go fishing. Freshwater or Salt I find it relaxing. I'm reading this thread and then I think of using niggers for bait on a lure. I posed this to my neighbor, one with like views but unwilling to join chimpout, and he immediatesly says what fish is going to eat a nigger? Who cares, I replied; the fun part is jamming the leader shaft up its ass and out its mouth!

NiggerWrangler
10-10-2023, 04:15 AM
Did the shark lick it's @$$ afterwards to get the taste of nigger out of it's MOUF?!

I was just wondering about that. Tigers lick their asses after eating a nigger. How DO sharks get the taste of nigger out of their mouth?

Jim Crow
10-10-2023, 06:54 AM
I knew niggers were good on water skiis for gater hunting, I guess they be useful trolling for sharks too!

Ray Cizzums
10-10-2023, 08:47 AM
I knew niggers were good on water skiis for gater hunting, I guess they be useful trolling for sharks too!

I prefer to shark fish using bait, drifted through a chum slick. I doubt sharks like the taste of negro, but if that's all that was available,
here's how I'd do it. Grind up one large buck, or sow - then freeze in rectangular 4 gallon bakery buckets. Add one frozen block per chum
bag, throw it over the side, tied to a cleat. Cut one medium negro into fist-sized chunks, dropped into the slick at intervals. Drift hooked
chunks out, using balloons to suspend them at various depths. Leave reels unlocked, clickers on. Attach a 12/0 J-hook to a medium turdler,
placed on a piece of plywood, with a rope attached. Drift the hooked turdler out, and tie off. When sharks appear in the slick, yank the plywood
out of the water, and free spool the live turdler, until it's picked up. Let the fish run for 30-60 seconds, then lock the reel and set the hook....
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Jim Crow
10-11-2023, 03:41 PM
Grinding up a nigger is too much work. besides, the action of live bait attracts fish better! A little blood in the water would also help!

Socialism_is_terrorism
10-12-2023, 02:59 PM
It prolly thought that the nigger was a seal. I'm sure it regretted it's mistake almost immediately. :lol



Eniac Labs!?
According to downforeveryoneorjustme.com , their website is down. www.eniaclabs.com (http://www.eniaclabs.com)

Essentially, what this magic negro's "company" did was "fundraise" for startups and whatnot. A fundraising "lab?" Just another grifting spook with a fake company.

https://i.ibb.co/ZzGqkT7/fakecompany.jpg

Looks like a grift to me. The whole concept of a 'Business Incubator' (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_incubator) has been around for a long time and there are a whole bunch of them already out there.



We wuzzz bizness incubators!

Oh wow! This sounds like a scam 'company' to steal money from YT. Since when are fund-raising companies tech companies? I only hope the shark did survive!