Nigger retires from NFL to do Math at MIT.

[Cat fur allergic]

https://sports.yahoo.com/ravens-lineman-john-urschel-math-genius-retiring-football-142045948.html

This is biggest dik sucking piece I have ever read about a nigger. This is a double magic nigger. He is a football player and a Mathematician/straight A student.

[Cracka Jack]

Et tu MIT?

:facepalm

[Buck Simian]

Yeah-and somehow I grew magical fairy wings and a unicorn horn on my head while asleep last night.