Buffalo-Butted Baboon "Weighed Like Baggage" By Airline

[Ray Cizzums]

This buffarilla claimed she weighed 130 at the gate, weighed 240 on-the-hoof.
The article commenters are having a field day. Enjoy....
:bugeye
https://nypost.com/2023/05/19/woman-weighed-like-baggage-before-flight-so-embarrassed/

[haywood]

This buffarilla claimed she weighed 130 at the gate, weighed 240 on-the-hoof.
The article commenters are having a field day. Enjoy....
:bugeye
https://nypost.com/2023/05/19/woman-weighed-like-baggage-before-flight-so-embarrassed/

Maff beez RACISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IseDaDiva]

This buffarilla claimed she weighed 130 at the gate, weighed 240 on-the-hoof.
The article commenters are having a field day. Enjoy....
:bugeye
https://nypost.com/2023/05/19/woman-weighed-like-baggage-before-flight-so-embarrassed/

130lbs.:lol Just those two mighty ass cheeks weigh that much.

Maybe they need to install livestock scales in airports frequented by massive buffarillas.

[Jim Crow]

Niggers love to lie about eberything! If it told the troof in the first place,it wouldn’t have gotten embarrassed. But of course it’s going to do nigger, and place the blame on everyone but itself.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

130lbs.:lol Just those two mighty ass cheeks weigh that much.

Maybe they need to install livestock scales in airports frequented by massive buffarillas.

True! Strange enough that oversized buffarillas are still allowed to fly, I mean, double the size, double the CO2, isn't it :D?

Edit: I did a little bit of research, and look what I came up with. It's gorgeous, according to The Environmental Foodprint of Obesity (https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/oby.22657):

We used data on GHG emissions from various sources and estimated that obesity is associated with ~20% greater GHG emissions compared with the normal-weight state. On a global scale, obesity contributes to an extra GHG emissions of ~49 megatons per year of CO2 equivalent (CO2eq) from oxidative metabolism due to greater metabolic demands, ~361 megatons per year of CO2eq from food production processes due to increased food intake, and ~290 megatons per year of CO2eq from automobile and air transportation due to greater body weight. Therefore, the total impact of obesity may be extra emissions of ~700 megatons per year of CO2eq, which is about 1.6% of worldwide GHG emissions.
Solution: We need more batwings!

[IseDaDiva]

True! Strange enough that oversized buffarillas are still allowed to fly, I mean, double the size, double the CO2, isn't it :D?

Edit: I did a little bit of research, and look what I came up with. It's gorgeous, according to The Environmental Foodprint of Obesity (https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/oby.22657):


We used data on GHG emissions from various sources and estimated that obesity is associated with ~20% greater GHG emissions compared with the normal-weight state.

Solution: We need more batwings!

:rofl

Of course! Look at a sheboon like Lardzo and the million other grossly obese sows. The gas from the explosive junkfood-and-grape-drank-fueled farts alone could power up the Hindenburg.

There's nothing more distasteful than an obese nigger sow. They shouldn't be allowed on planes. They should travel by cargo ship.

[Ray Cizzums]

:rofl
Of course! Look at a sheboon like Lardzo and the million other grossly obese sows. The gas from the explosive junkfood-and-grape-drank-fueled farts alone could power up the Hindenburg.
There's nothing more distasteful than an obese nigger sow. They shouldn't be allowed on planes. They should travel by cargo ship.
Livestock usually gets transported by rail, to the stockyards, before slaughter. There's nothing that will eat niggers,
except African predators, like lions and hyenas. Vultures and worms will partake, if there's nothing else available.
I was in an airport years ago, reading a magazine article about how the average weight of US females went from
125 pounds back in the '60s, to 168 pounds. I mentioned what a huge statistical difference that was, to my petite
princess, and she was surprised as well. Apparently, I was overheard by two hefty sheboons, who then were duck-lipping,
and giving us the stink-eye, until we deplaned at our destination. I threw gasoline on the fire, by blowing my cheeks up,
the last time they shot us a look, at the baggage carousel. They were muttering some niggerbabble, as I laughed, grabbed
our bags, and headed out. Stank ratchets today are averaging 220 pounds, at least....
:bugeye

[IseDaDiva]

Livestock usually gets transported by rail, to the stockyards, before slaughter. There's nothing that will eat niggers,
except African predators, like lions and hyenas. Vultures and worms will partake, if there's nothing else available.
I was in an airport years ago, reading a magazine article about how the average weight of US females went from
125 pounds back in the '60s, to 168 pounds. I mentioned what a huge statistical difference that was, to my petite
princess, and she was surprised as well. Apparently, I was overheard by two hefty sheboons, who then were duck-lipping,
and giving us the stink-eye, until we deplaned at our destination. I threw gasoline on the fire, by blowing my cheeks up,
the last time they shot us a look, at the baggage carousel. They were muttering some niggerbabble, as I laughed, grabbed
our bags, and headed out. Stank ratchets today are averaging 220 pounds, at least....
:bugeye

Maybe that's average over a wide range, but there are literally tons of rachets tipping the (livestock) scales at 400+.

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Fortunately their lifespans aren't much longer than those of cRappers.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

:rofl

Of course! Look at a sheboon like Lardzo and the million other grossly obese sows. The gas from the explosive junkfood-and-grape-drank-fueled farts alone could power up the Hindenburg.
:D


There's nothing more distasteful than an obese nigger sow. They shouldn't be allowed on planes. They should travel by cargo ship.
That's a great idea, use their gas to power the cargo ships bringing them back to da muddaland.

[IseDaDiva]

:D

That's a great idea, use their gas to power the cargo ships bringing them back to da muddaland.

Of course, considering how obese most deprived North American Pavement Apes are these days, the ships could only carry half the numbers now. Even the Titanic might founder.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

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