Rockfish season begins with Cat 3 chimpout

[Odin's balls]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10526159/Video-shows-moments-woman-went-cruise-ship-Gulf-Mexico.html

Somewhere in this sow's tiny drug addled mind, jumping off a cruise liner seemed like a good idea.

It is now shark shit at the bottom of the ocean.

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

That’s a shame.

[haywood]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10526159/Video-shows-moments-woman-went-cruise-ship-Gulf-Mexico.html

Somewhere in this sow's tiny drug addled mind, jumping off a cruise liner seemed like a good idea.

It is now shark shit at the bottom of the ocean.

BEST news I've heard all day!!

[IseDaDiva]

Gotta love the Mail.UK, turning this crazy sow story into a full-page, big, major thing, as though one less nigger stinking up the world is a tragedy.


Her leap was not shown in the video, but passengers told Fox 8 that she hit the side of the boat before hitting the water face first.

Well, damn. THAT is the most disappointing thing in this story. We want to see it! Sounds epic.

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

Gotta love the Mail.UK, turning this crazy sow story into a full-page, big, major thing, as though one less nigger stinking up the world is a tragedy.



Well, damn. THAT is the most disappointing thing in this story. We want to see it! Sounds epic.
Trying to win an olympic medal with the triple lux on the way down?

[Ignatow]

This is why I'm turned off with cruises. I have to share space with niggers. Oooking, bitching, never ends. I wish there was a cruise line that excludes niggers and nigger lovers.

[tweakstick]

This inconsiderate, selfish, drunk nigger just ruined a lot of people's plans. She caused people's flights to be missed, extra time stuck in a hotel (if they could find one within 50 miles), extra meals, time missed from work and so many other problems. She chose to show her ass during Mardi Gras season of all times FFS! Prices are at least doubled for everything, rooms are impossible to get, flights are booked, rental cars, Ubers - you name it, you can forget it.

I can see the Carnival boats from here every time they head into or back from the GOM. I have had chances to take one in the past but I have ZERO interest in being stuck on a floating petri dish for a week with niggers. Knowing how they behave on land is enough reason to not want to be around them. It's bad enough to have to take a flight with one that only last for a couple of hours. On a ship? For a week? All you can drink Hennessy? Forget it.

[Kagman]

My thoughts exactly. About half the faces on that ship were simian. I'd jump off the boat, too. Are we sure that was a nigger sow who took the leap? I found it hard to tell from that distance

[IseDaDiva]

My thoughts exactly. About half the faces on that ship were simian. I'd jump off the boat, too. Are we sure that was a nigger sow who took the leap? I found it hard to tell from that distance


The 32-year-old African-American (https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/african-american) woman, who remains unidentified, fell from the Carnival Valor ship into the Gulf of Mexico (https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/gulf-mexico)on Wednesday

The out-of-control, feral behavior, the screeching, the "incident" in the hot tub when she had to be dragged out - all very TNB.

I see some reports are saying she was handcuffed. What a lie.

Never have I had an interest in taking a cruise, especially now when they seem to be akin to a floating ghetto.

[Odin's balls]

This is why I'm turned off with cruises. I have to share space with niggers. Oooking, bitching, never ends. I wish there was a cruise line that excludes niggers and nigger lovers.

But there are. The only problem is they are prohibitively expensive.

Not one single nigger will you find on these ships.

https://seadream.com/

[IseDaDiva]

But there are. The only problem is they are prohibitively expensive.

Not one single nigger will you find on these ships.

https://seadream.com/


Wow. Not even one picture of upscale, champagne-sipping, designer clothes-wearing niggers enoying a happy romantic dinner.

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[LeQuint Dickey Mining Co.]

This is why I'm turned off with cruises. I have to share space with niggers. Oooking, bitching, never ends. I wish there was a cruise line that excludes niggers and nigger lovers.

I think Carnival Cruise Line is sort of like the Jet Blue of Cruise Lines. I might be mistaken, but I think two of their ships were confiscated in the Bahamas for unpaid fuel bills. Might of been a different Cruise Line.

[Ignatow]

But there are. The only problem is they are prohibitively expensive.

Not one single nigger will you find on these ships.

https://seadream.com/

I've always been on Holland America. My sister says Seabourn or something like that is one of the best (and therefore expensive and maybe no niggers). Thanks for the tip. It may be a long time before I ever do a cruise again.

[Ignatow]

I think Carnival Cruise Line is sort of like the Jet Blue of Cruise Lines. I might be mistaken, but I think two of their ships were confiscated in the Bahamas for unpaid fuel bills. Might of been a different Cruise Line.

You bet Carnival, and Princess, try to pack their ships, so as long as a nigger can pay, why not? Them apes will be at the lowest decks, but dinner time and most of the time, they'll hobnob with everyone else.

I think Shaq the big monkey, who I'm so tired of seeing on commercials, is pitching for Carnival.

[Jim Crow]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10526159/Video-shows-moments-woman-went-cruise-ship-Gulf-Mexico.html

Somewhere in this sow's tiny drug addled mind, jumping off a cruise liner seemed like a good idea.

It is now shark shit at the bottom of the ocean.
Not a good idea, a great idea! Too bad it didn’t take all the other shiners on the ship with it!

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

This inconsiderate, selfish, drunk nigger just ruined a lot of people's plans. She caused people's flights to be missed, extra time stuck in a hotel (if they could find one within 50 miles), extra meals, time missed from work and so many other problems. She chose to show her ass during Mardi Gras season of all times FFS! Prices are at least doubled for everything, rooms are impossible to get, flights are booked, rental cars, Ubers - you name it, you can forget it.

That's exactly what I thought as well! In addition to that, I'd guess that the search did cost the taxpayer at least a million bucks or two, niggers ruin everything! At least this time we got rid of one.

The Coast Guard searched about 2,514 square miles for 14 hours before suspending their search for the woman at 5:37pm on Thursday

[tweakstick]

That's exactly what I thought as well! In addition to that, I'd guess that the search did cost the taxpayer at least a million bucks or two, niggers ruin everything! At least this time we got rid of one.


You're probably not too far off with that $ figure.

2500 square miles. Our NAS has one CG squadron flying H65 Dolphins. I think they have a dozen birds and a C130 last time I drove past the hangar. They've only got about a 400 mile range. Most people can't imagine what it's like to do an air search for that amount of water. You are staring into glare from either blue of brown water with white caps constantly splashing even in calm seas. Your chances of being found even if you can float for days are still next to nothing if the helo is flying anything higher than 1/4 of a mile over the surface. Think about being a mile away from someone walking on a sidewalk. Could you pick them out? Now try doing it at helo cruising speed from a couple of miles up with the sun hitting you in the face. You think you could find that nigger's head bobbing in the water?

This dumb bitch was dead the moment she broke free from the security guards that were only there to save her from herself and was shit out of a sharks ass before the pilots got back home that night.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

You're probably not too far off with that $ figure.

2500 square miles. Our NAS has one CG squadron flying H65 Dolphins. I think they have a dozen birds and a C130 last time I drove past the hangar. They've only got about a 400 mile range. Most people can't imagine what it's like to do an air search for that amount of water. You are staring into glare from either blue of brown water with white caps constantly splashing even in calm seas. Your chances of being found even if you can float for days are still next to nothing if the helo is flying anything higher than 1/4 of a mile over the surface. Think about being a mile away from someone walking on a sidewalk. Could you pick them out? Now try doing it at helo cruising speed from a couple of miles up with the sun hitting you in the face. You think you could find that nigger's head bobbing in the water?
Thanks for the insight! My number was just a wild guess based on the figures (time and area) given in the article, I did not dig any deeper. Reconsidering what you said, my guess was probably too low - at least if they seriously tried to find the beast. Makes things even worse!


This dumb bitch was dead the moment she broke free from the security guards that were only there to save her from herself and was shit out of a sharks ass before the pilots got back home that night.
Completely useless waste of time and money to search for that dumb sheboon. Do you happen to know the chances to survive the jump into the water itself? Looking at the pictures, i'd guess she fell something between 20 - 30 meters (65 - 100 ft?), that alone should be pretty dangerous.

[IseDaDiva]

Thanks for the insight! My number was just a wild guess based on the figures (time and area) given in the article, I did not dig any deeper. Reconsidering what you said, my guess was probably too low - at least if they seriously tried to find the beast. Makes things even worse!

Completely useless waste of time and money to search for that dumb sheboon. Do you happen to know the chances to survive the jump into the water itself? Looking at the pictures, i'd guess she fell something between 20 - 30 meters (65 - 100 ft?), that alone should be pretty dangerous.

If they insisted on searching for the sow, why did the ship have to stay there? Did they think they'd find the niggress alive and well and she'd just hop back on board? I was reading about this and it seems no way can anyone even survive the fall. At that height, hitting the water is like hitting concrete and the sherilla no doubt was batwinged before hitting the water, thick skull or no.

[tweakstick]

If they insisted on searching for the sow, why did the ship have to stay there? Did they think they'd find the niggress alive and well and she'd just hop back on board? I was reading about this and it seems no way can anyone even survive the fall. At that height, hitting the water is like hitting concrete and the sherilla no doubt was batwinged before hitting the water, thick skull or no.

The last two survivors to abandon the Deepwater Horizon jumped from around that height. They were on the helo deck. The fact that they survived was a miracle. Without serious injuries? It's nearly impossible. The top deck of some of these cruise ships is probably around ten+ stories from the ones I see parked under the Mississippi River bridge.

In case you ever have to do it, try to remember to go in feet first. If you are a strong swimmer and trained diver then you know what to do. If not, try to go in feet first, toes pointed down, legs completely rigid and go in perfectly perpendicular to the water. Try to put your hands in your front pants pockets or at least by your sides on the way down with your arms rigid. Failure to do so can result in you punching yourself out cold with your own fist. Clench your ass cheeks as hard as you can. Failure to do so can result in air being forced up your ass and can blow out your intestines. You won't die instantly. It will be painful. If you are lucky, you will drown quickly first because there's not much chance in saving you once that happens. If possible, wrap your ass tight in duct tape or towels, front to back. Water will be forced up your nose and can cause severe explosive sinus damage from the pressure so if you have any of that duct tape left over, now would be a good time to use it. Tape your nostrils together but leave it loose at the top to pull off once you're in the water. Imagine it like being hit in the face by nigger Tyson.

Source: Offshore water survival and helicopter crash survival training.

Most of all, don't be drunk, acting like a stupid nigger ass and jump off a perfectly seaworthy ship.

[Anastasia]

I've always been on Holland America. My sister says Seabourn or something like that is one of the best (and therefore expensive and maybe no niggers). Thanks for the tip. It may be a long time before I ever do a cruise again.

The old (heh) joke about Holland America is that if you're in your 60s, you'll be one of the youngest people on the ship. On our Holland America cruise the stereotype was (sort of) true, though exaggerated. Mostly nigger-free, though. It was an Alaska cruise, and something about cold and snow seems to scare the jiggaboos off.

I did a Windstar (small ship) cruise once. Expensive but I don't think there was a single nigger among the 150 passengers.

Carnival is the Fambly Dollah, Wal-Mart, and Spirit Airlines of cruises. Always infested with niggers. My first with them was also my last.

[Tar Remover]

They WANTED that screeching ape to jump so they didn't maintain control of it. But it was worth every dollar spent for a set of batwings. And the sharks are happy!

[Tar Remover]

The last two survivors to abandon the Deepwater Horizon jumped from around that height. They were on the helo deck. The fact that they survived was a miracle. Without serious injuries? It's nearly impossible. The top deck of some of these cruise ships is probably around ten+ stories from the ones I see parked under the Mississippi River bridge.

In case you ever have to do it, try to remember to go in feet first. If you are a strong swimmer and trained diver then you know what to do. If not, try to go in feet first, toes pointed down, legs completely rigid and go in perfectly perpendicular to the water. Try to put your hands in your front pants pockets or at least by your sides on the way down with your arms rigid. Failure to do so can result in you punching yourself out cold with your own fist. Clench your ass cheeks as hard as you can. Failure to do so can result in air being forced up your ass and can blow out your intestines. You won't die instantly. It will be painful. If you are lucky, you will drown quickly first because there's not much chance in saving you once that happens. If possible, wrap your ass tight in duct tape or towels, front to back. Water will be forced up your nose and can cause severe explosive sinus damage from the pressure so if you have any of that duct tape left over, now would be a good time to use it. Tape your nostrils together but leave it loose at the top to pull off once you're in the water. Imagine it like being hit in the face by nigger Tyson.

Source: Offshore water survival and helicopter crash survival training.

Most of all, don't be drunk, acting like a stupid nigger ass and jump off a perfectly seaworthy ship.

Spot on!

"Most of all, don't be drunk, acting like a stupid nigger ass and jump off a perfectly seaworthy ship." - Unless you are a nigger. Then by all means, carry on......:lol:lol