My "Black" Friday

[Unregistered]

I was at a mall in NC. I'm waiting on a line that's moving fairly quickly. My gf says she's found one that's shorter. I go with her and join the other queue. After a fucking hour we finally get to the front of the line and figure out why we've been waiting so long. This dumbass she-boon is running the show and has to consult her human colleague about EVERY buy.

So THEN, we're in another store and we hear this loud sound like hail. It's gunshots. We join the stampede and have to wait for two hours in the parking lot while the cops wrangle. Three people shot including a ten year old girl. I fucking hate niggers!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/shooting-mall-durham-north-carolina-injures-least-one-rcna6817

[jenkemfactory]

I was at a mall in NC. I'm waiting on a line that's s moving fairly quickly. My gf says she's found one that's shorter. I go with her and join the other que. After a fucking hour we finally get yi the front of the line and figure out why we've been waiting so long. This dumbass she-boon is running 5he show and has to consult her human colleague about EVERY buy.

So THEN, we're in another store and we hear this loud sound like hail. It's gunshots. We join the stampede and have to wait for two hours in the parking lot while the cops while the cops wrangle. Three people shot including a ten year old girl. I fucking hate niggers!

Thank your girlfriend.

[Unregistered]

Do you have a link to this or did you just make this story up ?

[Unregistered]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/shooting-mall-durham-north-carolina-injures-least-one-rcna6817

[Coon Club Road]

I will go out of my way to inspect the cashier before stepping in line.

Around here, even if they don't have to "axe" about every move they are slow as fuck.

Not long ago we were in line at a department store and the entertainment factor was high as I observed the boon cashier in the next line.

A woman had a shit ton of clothing purchases, kids sizes, all on hangers.

The fat shine at the checkout took 30 seconds... I timed it :lol per item.

She would remove the item from the hanger, set it down then shuffling 10 feet or so to a wheeled clothes rack shared by multiple checkouts to stow the empty hanger. Then shuffle back to the register and S L O W L Y fold and bag the item, repeat.

Each time this cycle commenced, everyone's eyes would roll who were waiting in line. We rung out, paid and left while aunt Jemima was still folding clothes.

This has backfired on me when suddenly I spot a spook with a cash drawer headed for the line I'm in. That calls for an automatic line switch.

Fucking niggers have been ruining department stores since they first opened!
:fume

[Sandy]

Do you have a link to this or did you just make this story up ?

When it comes to niggers, they're worse than anything we could make up.

[Sandy]

This has backfired on me when suddenly I spot a spook with a cash drawer headed for the line I'm in. That calls for an automatic line switch.

There's a nigger cashier at a grocery store we go to, and Mrs. S knows I will not get in that line. I don't want the nigger pawing all our things, for one, and it's just so sloooooooooow. Dear lord, you should see it waddle around. It moves its arms just as unfast. And I don't need it ooking "Dat a good deal!" or "Whachoo gone do wid dis meat?" as it's practically salivating over our purchases. Well I don't know, I guess we're going to cook the raw meat we buy, or should I just put it on display in the house?

I don't avoid niggers just because of principle. It's practical as well. I know if a nigger cashier has no one waiting, and the next line with a human has 3 others waiting, I'll go to the human cashier and be opening my car's trunk before the nigger would finish ringing me up.

[Coon Club Road]

"... I'll go to the human cashier and be opening my car's trunk before the nigger would finish ringing me up."



EXACTLY! Life is too short to wait for a nigger to ring up your purchase.

[haywood]

EXACTLY! Life is too short to wait for a nigger to ring up your purchase.

Tru Dat!!

[Coon Club Road]

When it comes to niggers, they're worse than anything we could make up.


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[IseDaDiva]

"The shootings have to stop," (Patrice)Andrews, sheboon Durham Police Chief

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Hmm. How does she propose that be accomplished without getting rid of all the niggers? Answer me that, Patrice.

[AFN_Weasel]

A few years ago I was in a Walmart waiting to check out. There were only two people ahead of me, but they both had a lot of stuff in their carts. At the next register was a sheboon cashier with no customers. It started beckoning to me and indicated that it could "helps me ovah heyah." I ignored it but it persisted, so finally I said "I'm fine right here, thank you." I thought the sheboon was going to chimp out, but it just resorted to some mumbling. I have no doubt I made the correct choice.

[haywood]

A few years ago I was in a Walmart waiting to check out. There were only two people ahead of me, but they both had a lot of stuff in their carts. At the next register was a sheboon cashier with no customers. It started beckoning to me and indicated that it could "helps me ovah heyah." I ignored it but it persisted, so finally I said "I'm fine right here, thank you." I thought the sheboon was going to chimp out, but it just resorted to some mumbling. I have no doubt I made the correct choice.

Yes you DID!!

[IseDaDiva]

A few years ago I was in a Walmart waiting to check out. There were only two people ahead of me, but they both had a lot of stuff in their carts. At the next register was a sheboon cashier with no customers. It started beckoning to me and indicated that it could "helps me ovah heyah." I ignored it but it persisted, so finally I said "I'm fine right here, thank you." I thought the sheboon was going to chimp out, but it just resorted to some mumbling. I have no doubt I made the correct choice.

Certainly. Who wants sheboons pawing your stuff? We know how hypersexual they are and who knows where those black paws were or what they doing before coming back to the cash. Ugh.

[MegaBeef]

I don't think I could live in NC. Too many niggers from what I hear.

[Unregistered]

They caught the groid..20 years probably for a sneaker scuff. If the other beast dies, we will be supporting the animal for its entire existence. That will be close to a Black Friday total for half the country..on one worthless nigger.