Massive Stankfest Ahead! Lizzo vows to stop wearing deodorant

[Whitey Ford]

Lizzo joins Matthew McConaughey by making decision to stop wearing deodorant


https://i.imgur.com/nT0FHlH.jpg

Lizzo has joined the ranks of celebrities who don't follow basic hygiene rules.

The 33-year-old musician revealed she agrees with Matthew McConaughey when it comes to not wearing deodorant.

Lizzo shared an article about the actor's decision to stop wearing deodorant and admitted she'd actually made the same decision.


"Ok… I'm w him on this one.. I stopped using deodorant and I smell BETTER," Lizzo wrote on her Instagram story Thursday.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/lizzo-matthew-mcconaughey-dont-wear-deodorant-celebrity-hygiene

[IseDaDiva]

Lizzo joins Matthew McConaughey by making decision to stop wearing deodorant


https://i.imgur.com/nT0FHlH.jpg




https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/lizzo-matthew-mcconaughey-dont-wear-deodorant-celebrity-hygiene


Aww, I'm glad Lardzo is feeling better! She's recently been weeping buttery tears because she became self-aware:



The three-time Grammy Award winner, 33, got candid about her feelings (https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzo/video/6959960853550550278?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6947324227310618117&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0) Saturday in a tearful TikTok video. "You know that part of sadness where you feel like a burden on everyone and annoying and nobody cares about you?" she says in the clip.

She'll win the stank contest just by releasing the putrid funk that will knock everyone over when she lifts any of her yeasty rolls and FUPA. Well, it will knock over humans. To nigger bucks it's like pheromones.

[Sandy]

:vomit

There is no deodorant strong enough to combat niggerstank, anyway. It's like spraying a can of Lysol on the old Fresh Kills landfill. Besides, niggers stopping using deodorant means they'll stop shoplifting them, or worse, using something and putting it back.

Mrs. S thinks I'm overcautious this way, but I double-check more than jars with pop-up safety buttons. In the store I always take the cap off deodorant, hydrogen peroxide, antibiotic cream, etc., to make sure the product hasn't been used already. I'll closely inspect a bottle of lotion or Barbasol in case a worker thought he'd just wipe it off and put it back. It all started when I opened a bottle of rubbing alcohol, during the pandemic when it was hard to find, and the seal was open. Our usual grocery store and Walmart have never given us a problem in returns, but it saves a trip. And you might need something one morning when you don't have any else and no time to get a new one.

[Ray Cizzums]

Lizzo needs a 9hp pressure washer to wipe her fat, nasty ass. I've been on rail cars with buffarillas,
and the stink reminded me of the menagerie at the Barnum and Bailey circus, only these animals
weren't in cages. The buffys made a hell of a lot more noise too.
:bugeye

[Chimp Detester]

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Lizzo, you hideous sowrilla crap beast: The EPA should take advantage of your putrid stench and helicopter you into the Florida Everglades. (Not INSIDE the helicopter, mind you, but UNDER the chopper, like Dumbo.) Your stench could quickly eradicate all mosquitoes from the glades. gnomesayin? For once your useless existence would have a slight value.

[Odin's balls]

I'll wager it smells like London zoo on a hot summer day.

With an aftershock of Billingsgate fish market.

[LeQuint Dickey Mining Co.]

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Lizzo, you hideous sowrilla crap beast: The EPA should take advantage of your putrid stench and helicopter you into the Florida Everglades. (Not INSIDE the helicopter, mind you, but UNDER the chopper, like Dumbo.) Your stench could quickly eradicate all mosquitoes from the glades. gnomesayin? For once your useless existence would have a slight value.

They'd have to use a Chinook helicopter to lift that gargantuan nigger pig. Drop it from 1000 feet and the Gators will have nigger chow for the next 50 years.