Major Johnson Found!

[Coon Club Road]

Today I was dicking off in the garage when my phone went bat shit crazy because of an Amber alert.

I glanced at the phone and the alert was out of East Cleveland... the info given was a tag number and vehicle description. I automatically assumed niggers did it.

Later in the evening, I was watching the news and the missing monkey was reported to have been found.

Then they gave its name... MAJOR JOHNSON

OMG! We all know nigger names are outrageous, but MAJOR JOHNSON ?

Fucking smokes name their turd after the muh-dik!!!

"Days callz me Major Johnson" :lol :lol :lol

Wkyc.com/mobile/article/news/local/cleveland/east-cleveland-police-searching-for-2-year-old-taken-inside-of-a-stolen-car-major-johnson-gerald-toney/95-e63061d0-3035-4441-80c9-3ff818f480bb

[Coon Club Road]

Better link to the MAJOR Johnson story ---> https://www.wkyc.com/mobile/article/news/local/cleveland/east-cleveland-police-searching-for-2-year-old-taken-inside-of-a-stolen-car-major-johnson-gerald-toney/95-e63061d0-3035-4441-80c9-3ff818f480bb

[Sandy]

I have my phone turned off for Amber alerts, because there are too many missing niglets ("Lawdy muh boo took muh baby!"), and even the missing human children I can't do anything about.

[Ray Cizzums]

During the '90s, cops in Freeport, NY arrested a couple of twin brothers, for dealing crack. There they were,
flashing toofy smiles, with gold muh grilles in their "moufs". Their names ? "TiQuan & TiJuan General".
Two dumber looking specimens you could not find.
:bugeye