Coon Club Road
06-25-2021, 01:49 PM
I hope UAL management feasted their eyes on this video... or maybe they didn't... leading to the Coonteenth Mega Moolie Marathon in which they staffed a trip from IAH to ORD with nothing but chimps both in the air and on the ground.
The narrative of the video is the ramp is wet and the tug can't get traction to push back a UAL 777. (Gray underbody, gold pinstripe... definitely a UAL jet.)
Tugs have rear tow bar hooks so if the tug cannot push the load or get traction, a second tug can be safely connected to double up and get the job done.
In the video after a short period of time, smoke can be seen rolling out from under the tug as the driver keeps the pedal on the mat instead of calling for assistance.
A jabobba can be seen knuckling up and instead of getting another tug and towbar, it jumps on a baggage cart tractor and bumper rams the tug thinking with its peanut brain that it's powerful compact car size engine will push the T7 and the tug! Silly nigger!
And of course as you may have expected, at the tail end of the video, out knuckles a spook from the cab of the tug.
So much could have gone wrong here. United niggers could have easily caught a multi-million dollar air liner on fire after the overheated tug tires ignited hydraulic fluid or anything like that.
Go ahead and hire some more niggers United. By the way United, do you also hire niggers in the hangar to perform maintenance too?
https://youtu.be/UzC9K1x9z1U
The narrative of the video is the ramp is wet and the tug can't get traction to push back a UAL 777. (Gray underbody, gold pinstripe... definitely a UAL jet.)
Tugs have rear tow bar hooks so if the tug cannot push the load or get traction, a second tug can be safely connected to double up and get the job done.
In the video after a short period of time, smoke can be seen rolling out from under the tug as the driver keeps the pedal on the mat instead of calling for assistance.
A jabobba can be seen knuckling up and instead of getting another tug and towbar, it jumps on a baggage cart tractor and bumper rams the tug thinking with its peanut brain that it's powerful compact car size engine will push the T7 and the tug! Silly nigger!
And of course as you may have expected, at the tail end of the video, out knuckles a spook from the cab of the tug.
So much could have gone wrong here. United niggers could have easily caught a multi-million dollar air liner on fire after the overheated tug tires ignited hydraulic fluid or anything like that.
Go ahead and hire some more niggers United. By the way United, do you also hire niggers in the hangar to perform maintenance too?
https://youtu.be/UzC9K1x9z1U