Hoppin' Crap! A Miniature Negress!

[Tar Remover]

There's a miniature Negress knocking on my door. I am not going to answer it. Maybe it will go away and get hit by a car or something......

[Sandy]

Miniature, but still 200 pounds?

It's a trap. The only time to open the door when niggers answer is when armed.

[Rastus Nigger]

I never answer the door unless I'm expecting somebody and they call when they're outside so I can let them in. Any loud noises and I reach for Mr. Ruger.

[Coon Club Road]

I should consider myself to be very fortunate to grow up and live where I do but I honestly don't ever remember a random nigger ever knocking at my door over the years.

(Not counting the Amazon nigger or maybe an occasional boobah UPS driver.)

I probably wouldn't answer and hope it would eventually knuckle off...

While it was waiting for me to answer, I'd be arming myself in case it decided on a little breaking and entering. A sport niggers are known for.

[Tar Remover]

Miniature, but still 200 pounds?

It's a trap. The only time to open the door when niggers answer is when armed.

It's one of the monkey hell spawn of the oil driller a couple blocks away. They sometimes come to this skreet to play at the playground. They are disgusting apes- Sometimes they shit and piss right on the playground and smear it all over the place. I would not let my grand kids play there unless the town came by and cleaned the place. Then they would come and ruin it again.
Likely the little primate wanted to use my bathroom or something, which is definitely a BIG fucking NO.......
Yes. Even here in Alaska, niggers are disgusting, stupid things.....

[IseDaDiva]

It's one of the monkey hell spawn of the oil driller a couple blocks away. They sometimes come to this skreet to play at the playground. They are disgusting apes- Sometimes they shit and piss right on the playground and smear it all over the place. I would not let my grand kids play there unless the town came by and cleaned the place. Then they would come and ruin it again.
Likely the little primate wanted to use my bathroom or something, which is definitely a BIG fucking NO.......
Yes. Even here in Alaska, niggers are disgusting, stupid things.....

Alaska niggers... Is there any corner of the globe into which they have not slithered and contaminated?

[Tar Remover]

Alaska niggers... Is there any corner of the globe into which they have not slithered and contaminated?

No. They have oozed into every crack and orifice of the planet. If you climbed down inside an active volcano, there would likely be niggers there too.

[Espantoon]

No. They have oozed into every crack and orifice of the planet. If you climbed down inside an active volcano, there would likely be niggers there too.

Do niggers get gibs in Alaska? I figured it would be too cold for them there. Even here in Baltimore they tend to go into a semi hibernation mode when the temperature goes below 40 degrees or so. Crime picks back up when it warms up, lol.

[Jim Crow]

It’s time to go to the garage and hit the sprinkler system. I have sprinklers that hit the porch too! Lol!

[jenkemfactory]

Tell them to go back to the hot jungle. It's too damn cold in Alaska.

[Rastus Nigger]

No. They have oozed into every crack and orifice of the planet. If you climbed down inside an active volcano, there would likely be niggers there too.

Personally I think dropping niggers into active volcanoes is a great idea that needs to be explored.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

Personally I think dropping niggers into active volcanoes is a great idea that needs to be explored.

Of course, we're not in any way advocating dropping niggers -- and I mean all of them -- into active volcanos, as we do not promote violence of any kind against niggers.

We're just speaking hypothetically about the positive effects of someone (space aliens, Jesus, the Pope...) summarily rounding up all our niggers, and then pitching them into the 1,500 or so dry land and underwater volcanoes erupting on this planet right now.

I mean, the volcanoes are there, we have all these niggers, and "shit" happens, right...?

Not that we're promoting such a thing of course...

[Rastus Nigger]

C5A's are next to impossible to borrow and extremely expensive to operate. If niggers were told jenkem, crack, KFC, free EBT cards, coalburners, purple drank, puzzy, etc. were all hidden inside live volcanoes all humans would have to do is provide transportation. :rofl :because

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

Again, not promoting or advocating such a thing -- we're still in the realm of the hypothetical here, but a massive niggapult could be employed, whereby, thousands of niggers could be loaded into a massive staging area mounted on a Cowboys-Stadium-sized catapult, those niggers then dosed with gaseous fentanyl (which they seem to like anyway), and then launched -- PAAAH-TOONK! -- into the caldera of a volcano.

Some would definitely go airborne and land on the ground -- we'd have to deal with those incidents on a case-by-case basis. We would certainly not want mangled niggers lying around on the ground in front of some beautiful, though admittedly -- erupting, mountain somewhere.

Not that we would ever recommend something like that, of course...

[Sandy]

Of course, we're not in any way advocating dropping niggers -- and I mean all of them -- into active volcanos, as we do not promote violence of any kind against niggers.

We're just speaking hypothetically about the positive effects of someone (space aliens, Jesus, the Pope...) summarily rounding up all our niggers, and then pitching them into the 1,500 or so dry land and underwater volcanoes erupting on this planet right now.

I mean, the volcanoes are there, we have all these niggers, and "shit" happens, right...?

Not that we're promoting such a thing of course...

The rules have recently been relaxed a lot, so absolutely you can talk directly about that kind of thing. And I'm not hypothetically speaking. :)

[Sandy]

Alaska niggers... Is there any corner of the globe into which they have not slithered and contaminated?

I think there's a similarly cold place with a few niggers sent there, but not enough niggers for how big and remote it is.

If I got elected president, I would make a treaty with Russia to pay them to house all our niggers...in Siberia!

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

The rules have recently been relaxed a lot, so absolutely you can talk directly about that kind of thing. And I'm not hypothetically speaking. :)

Oh no, no, no... I would never actively support the launching of niggers -- by the tens of thousands -- into the caldera of a volcano.

I'm a "higher ground" kind of honkey.

[Coon Club Road]

Do niggers get gibs in Alaska? I figured it would be too cold for them there. Even here in Baltimore they tend to go into a semi hibernation mode when the temperature goes below 40 degrees or so. Crime picks back up when it warms up, lol.


I've never been to Alaska but I seem to remember learning in grade school it is almost completely dark around the clock half the year or something like that.

What perfect cover for niggers to knuckle around burglarizing residents and businesses. Their natural camouflage is the perfect tool as long as the keep their moufs shut and eye holes reduced to a slit.

[Tar Remover]

Do niggers get gibs in Alaska? I figured it would be too cold for them there. Even here in Baltimore they tend to go into a semi hibernation mode when the temperature goes below 40 degrees or so. Crime picks back up when it warms up, lol.

Yes. I thought so too, but I was wrong......

[Tar Remover]

I've never been to Alaska but I seem to remember learning in grade school it is almost completely dark around the clock half the year or something like that.

What perfect cover for niggers to knuckle around burglarizing residents and businesses. Their natural camouflage is the perfect tool as long as the keep their moufs shut and eye holes reduced to a slit.

Up north around Nome and Barrow and such you get 30 days of night. But not here in SE. Right now it's daylight at 0430 though......

[Tar Remover]

I think there's a similarly cold place with a few niggers sent there, but not enough niggers for how big and remote it is.

If I got elected president, I would make a treaty with Russia to pay them to house all our niggers...in Siberia!

Well, since we would be dealing with the devil anyway..... Why not a deal to house them in hell?

[Tar Remover]

Personally I think dropping niggers into active volcanoes is a great idea that needs to be explored.

I agree!

[Tar Remover]

Niggers in the snow stand out like a rat turd in the sugar bowl...

Anyone care for a Snow Coon?

[Coon Club Road]

Up north around Nome and Barrow and such you get 30 days of night. But not here in SE. Right now it's daylight at 0430 though......


Thanks for the Alaska lesson Tar. I probably should have paid closer attention in school :lol

I'm surprised the niggers up Norf haven't claimed that Mumf as some sort of monkey shine month!

[Ray Cizzums]

It’s time to go to the garage and hit the sprinkler system. I have sprinklers that hit the porch too! Lol!
Good move. I needed a whole new sprinkler system at my house, after completing a FEMA house lift.
I piped a spare zone so two nozzles would drench the front door vestibule, in anticipation of my brother's
bunny boiler showing up to stalk the family. She can't find him, so she bothers my elderly parents, who live
there in the summer and fall. The wife and I live in her house, less than a mile away. I used to keep a full 5 gallon
"therapy" bucket handy, and I got Krazy Kunt twice with that. She was vandalizing my boat on the canal once, and
I ran over there, and she was making her usual spectacle in the neighborhood. I grabbed a fiver of low tide canal
water and got her good. She split before bucket number two. She hasn't blundered into my sprinkler trap yet. :(
:bugeye

[Ray Cizzums]

There's a miniature Negress knocking on my door. I am not going to answer it. Maybe it will go away and get hit by a car or something......
A 14 year old sheboon once rang the bell, and I opened the door a few inches. It had some lame babble about selling
candy, but for what, I could not decipher. I noticed she had regular candy bars, still in the bag from the Quik Pik up the street. Before I could respond to her sales pitch, she axxed "Can I use yo baffroom"? I said "Listen kid, you should not be going into anyone's house, by yourself". I noticed another girl ringing a neighbor's doorbell, and a shady looking jig sitting down the block in a sedan. I think it was some kind of setup. I called the desk sergeant at our local precinct, and said the whole thing seemed a little strange. She agreed, not sure what happened next.
:bugeye

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

Up north around Nome and Barrow and such you get 30 days of night. But not here in SE. Right now it's daylight at 0430 though......

I've been to Anchorage a few times -- if you ever need an MRI or chemo, you're welcome! Was in Juneau a couple times. Both are beautiful.

Some day I'll share my experience as a 9 y/o on (what was then) Elmendorf AFB and Ronald Reagan. As I recall, it was November and FRIGID cold! I think he was on his way to Japan, we were passing through, and I got to look in the cockpit of an SR-71 :lol

Again, Alaska is truly gorgeous.

[Tar Remover]

Miniature, but still 200 pounds?

It's a trap. The only time to open the door when niggers answer is when armed.

TRAPS!!! THAT'S IT!!!!! I'll set traps. Thank you, Sandman!

[Tar Remover]

Thanks for the Alaska lesson Tar. I probably should have paid closer attention in school :lol

I'm surprised the niggers up Norf haven't claimed that Mumf as some sort of monkey shine month!

They are afraid of the vampires......:lol

[Rastus Nigger]

A 14 year old sheboon once rang the bell, and I opened the door a few inches. It had some lame babble about selling
candy, but for what, I could not decipher. I noticed she had regular candy bars, still in the bag from the Quik Pik up the street. Before I could respond to her sales pitch, she axxed "Can I use yo baffroom"? I said "Listen kid, you should not be going into anyone's house, by yourself". I noticed another girl ringing a neighbor's doorbell, and a shady looking jig sitting down the block in a sedan. I think it was some kind of setup. I called the desk sergeant at our local precinct, and said the whole thing seemed a little strange. She agreed, not sure what happened next.
:bugeye

When I still lived in the country I had a split-level ranch house and a front door with a window I could see out of from the second floor. One afternoon the bell rang and I saw a herd of teenapers on my front porch. This is in a rural area and no niggers lived within 30+ miles of there. The property was also posted "No Trespassing". I grabbed my shotgun and headed down the stairs. The niggers peering in the front door window saw the shotgun and ran. I called the Sheriff's Department and reported a possible burglary attempt. There must have been a vehicle waiting for the niggers because the Sheriff's Dept. couldn't find them. One week previous to that there'd been a string of daytime burglaries in the next town over.

[Ray Cizzums]

When I still lived in the country I had a split-level ranch house and a front door with a window I could see out of from the second floor. One afternoon the bell rang and I saw a herd of teenapers on my front porch. This is in a rural area and no niggers lived within 30+ miles of there. The property was also posted "No Trespassing". I grabbed my shotgun and headed down the stairs. The niggers peering in the front door window saw the shotgun and ran. I called the Sheriff's Department and reported a possible burglary attempt. There must have been a vehicle waiting for the niggers because the Sheriff's Dept. couldn't find them. One week previous to that there'd been a string of daytime burglaries in the next town over.
For most of the last 40 years, I've had various combinations of very large Rhodesian ridgeback hound dogs, usually a pair. Except for one big howler we have now, they are quiet, but very interested, when someone is answering the front door. It's so funny when the black Jehovah's Witness troupe see them through the full view door glass. They get that "Feets, don't fail me now" look, and vamoose back down the walk.
:bugeye

[Coon Club Road]

When I lived closer to town, these companies would import niggers from other states, load them in a van, then deploy them in neighborhoods to sell magazines, windows, natty gas, electricity, insulation and shit like that.

Didn't work too well... before they could cover one block, the PoPo would be shaking them down.

I'm sure the fuckers were looking in garages etc and making the call when they spotted something niggers steal.

[SC Anemia]

...of my brother's
bunny boiler showing up to stalk the family.

"Bunny Boiler" I just now caught the reference.

:rofl

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[Ray Cizzums]

"Bunny Boiler" I just now caught the reference.

:rofl

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She's been stalking us for 8 years now. My brother couldn't get rid of her for years before that. The main floor of his house had two feet of water in Hurricane Irene, and she could not be dislodged from the bedroom upstairs, despite no heat or electricity for two months. He rebuilt the house, but wouldn't sleep there. He'd just hand an 18 pack through the door and run. She has "Borderline personality disorder", but there ain't nothing borderline about it. It should be called crackpot lunatic bitch disorder. 14 months after Irene, Superstorm Sandy put 6 feet of water in his house, and FEMA just bought it outright, which was the greatest thing that ever happened to my brother. He left town, but unfortunately his nut job started stalking my parents, and my wife and I, while we were trying to rebuild our wrecked houses. We've had multiple, wild wing-dings where the cops had to cart her off to the nut bin, but they always let her out in a couple of days. She's now got herself in enough trouble elsewhere, that she won't show up, for fear of adjourned cases being reinstated if she gets arrested again. But she still calls any active phone numbers in the family, and flames us across social media, to anyone who hasn't already blocked her. If there was a Krazy Kunt magazine, she'd be on the cover. God help us all...
:bugeye