Coon Club Road
06-03-2021, 02:23 PM
Three large Sheboons were getting ready to take a plane trip for The very first time.
The first coon said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefoe' I gets on dat plane.'
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two axed.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane go down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna finds me furse".
The second spook said, "Well, then I'ze a-gonna wear me some Floe resant orange panties".
"Why you gonna wear dem"?the others axed.
The spook answered, "Cause if dis hare plane be goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me furse".
The third shine say, Well, I ain’t gonna wear no panties...
"What"? "No panties"? the others axed in disbelief!
The third shine say, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.
I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box furse"!
The first coon said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefoe' I gets on dat plane.'
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two axed.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane go down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna finds me furse".
The second spook said, "Well, then I'ze a-gonna wear me some Floe resant orange panties".
"Why you gonna wear dem"?the others axed.
The spook answered, "Cause if dis hare plane be goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me furse".
The third shine say, Well, I ain’t gonna wear no panties...
"What"? "No panties"? the others axed in disbelief!
The third shine say, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.
I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box furse"!