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05-24-2021, 01:44 PM
Is it because
1/ It helps them steal more oxygen from humans.
2/ It helps them locate the nearest 'KFC' outlet.
3/ It helps them be '24/7' aware of their personal 'Jungle' odor.
4/ It helps them smell predators and other Niggers.
5/ It sits well between their chimp like ears.
Sandy
05-24-2021, 06:39 PM
Someone once told me that nigger noses are so big because, well, God had to pick them up by something to spray paint them black.
DaTroof
05-24-2021, 08:04 PM
When God pulled their tails out, he stomped on the back of their heads for leverage.
Coon Club Road
05-24-2021, 09:34 PM
When God pulled their tails out, he stomped on the back of their heads for leverage.


That's the version I was told years ago... like in first grade :lol :lol :lol
Unregistered
05-24-2021, 09:35 PM
So they can hide some watermelons inside.
haywood
05-24-2021, 10:09 PM
That's the version I was told years ago... like in first grade :lol :lol :lol

I was as WELL!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DaTroof
05-24-2021, 10:24 PM
That's the version I was told years ago... like in first grade :lol :lol :lol

😂Yeah, it's an oldie. I'm a old guy 😊. 57 in 7 days. K think I was in about first grade as well. It was actually "Why do niggers have pushed in noses"?

And this one too:

Why are niggers white on the palms of their hands and bottoms of their feet? - Because when God spray painted them, they were on all fours. Good kiddie jokes.
Sandy
05-24-2021, 11:59 PM
So they can hide some watermelons inside.

I don't know where I got this, maybe from old CO years ago, but this is my first time ever chance to use it. :)

15367
I aint bin dun did dat!
05-25-2021, 12:02 AM
Those noses are one of the reasons they swim like shit. They cant keep water out of their nasal passages.
Unregistered
05-25-2021, 02:42 AM
Those big ole nostrils suck in more air so they can tolerate heat better. Think about it an coon will wear a hoodie or jacket when it’s 70 degrees out. They will blast that heat in the office in the middle of spring like it’s sub zero outside. Gotta love cold weather it keeps the moon crickets indoors.
DaTroof
05-25-2021, 04:19 PM
Is it because
1/ It helps them steal more oxygen from humans.
2/ It helps them locate the nearest 'KFC' outlet.
3/ It helps them be '24/7' aware of their personal 'Jungle' odor.
4/ It helps them smell predators and other Niggers.
5/ It sits well between their chimp like ears.

So they can breathe in massive quantities of jenkum in a single huff.
Moe_Gibbs
05-25-2021, 10:46 PM
Because air's free... at least that's how I always heard it.