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05-24-2021, 08:34 AM
I just read that 70% of Nigger youf' can't swim and wonder is that because -
1/ Water reminds them of something called soap.
2/ A deformed head and grossly enlarged butt causes imbalance and buoyancy problems especially with sheboons.
3/ It requires the mental coordination of different body movements whilst breathing.
4/ It requires some physical effort.
5/ When entering the water at a beach or river their smell would attract predators, eg., sharks.
6/ Their primal jungle instinct makes them think that Hippos and Gators are waiting.
7/ They would have to 'Peg' their huge nostrils to arrest water intake.
8/ No 'Niggerbabble' would be possible.
9/ They only like to strip down when its 'Muh-Dikken' time.
10/ They couldn't wear 'Nikes' on their feets.

Coon Club Road
05-24-2021, 12:29 PM
4/ It requires some physical effort.

Most likely the main reason.

Niggers only apply effort to mainly fetching chicken, malt liquor, Newpoats and Gibbs me's.

Rastus Nigger
05-24-2021, 12:33 PM
Most niggers could drown walking in the rain if they didn't close their mouths.

DaTroof
05-24-2021, 12:45 PM
In terms of 5/, I think the smell of Nigger would most likely work as a repellant for sharks. They seem to attract hungry crocodiles though. Crocs like to snatch em off the bank of the river. 🐵🐒