Snake heads on a plane

[CoonsЯus]

So I get on the plane at 0500, a small regional jet. I walk down the aisle to my seat. The plane is half full and almost all humans, but there are two static niggers sitting at the back of the plane, yeah, their place I know. They are a fat buck and sow that look like they have been bathed in a bath of electric shit. The sow has that orange pointy springy hair that they've become so proud of. The fat buck is just starring into space. They are sitting next to each other, shoe horned into the tiny row.

So I think nothing of it, aware of the presence of course, but they are 6 or 7 rows back. I sit down and maybe I can relax.

Then the babble starts. The sow starts babble shouting at the buck. I pull my hoodie hood over my head. It's 5 in the morning. All I can hear is standard nigger babble at full volume and of course, all the way through the announcements. There's a guy sitting on the opposite row to me. I have the two seats to myself. He's kind of doing the half looking over his shoulder thing, wishing he could shout " shut the fuck up niggers " just like I am.

I got my phone out and found the hour of monkey noises video. I turned the volume right up and started to play. The magical monkey noises started leaping out from my phone. I kept stopping and starting it. The niggers must have heard it, as the niggers just stopped ooking. They started up again, and I played some more. It was like a tennis game for a minute or so. I'd start, they'd stop. I was fucking angry at being subjected to these apes.

By now we were starting to taxi. I looked across at the guy opposite and I'm sure we could have recruited a new member. He was literally crying and his eyes were swollen.

The apes must have got the message as they were pretty quiet after this.

When we got up at the end, I didn't look back at the niggers, but the guy opposite me said " have a good day bud " with a big grin. Certainly made his day !

[IseDaDiva]

"Snakeheads on a Plane!" :lol

Glad you found a way to silence the screeches and ooks.

:rofl

[SC Anemia]

Then the babble starts. The sow starts babble shouting at the buck. I pull my hoodie hood over my head. It's 5 in the morning. All I can hear is standard nigger babble at full volume and of course, all the way through the announcements. There's a guy sitting on the opposite row to me. I have the two seats to myself. He's kind of doing the half looking over his shoulder thing, wishing he could shout " shut the fuck up niggers " just like I am.


Does this sound familiar?

15029

[Ignatow]

Funny, funny story, CRU! It's good they got the message, and what surprised me was they didn't get violent or physical. Belligerent ones would say raycissms, but these two accepted they are no different than monkeys by acting the way they did.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Anywhere you go niggers are going to be noisy and arrogant. They are untrained animals. They are going to be the ones with the light on when the plane is darkened at night. The one with the shade up when the sun is blazing through and you just want to close your eyes and relax.

They will be the ones in the nice restaurant ooking and eeking at extreme volume demanding constant attention while their niglets run around like demons. They will be the ones in the theatre who oook during the movie and answer their phone during the movie.

[Jim Crow]

Niggers ruin everything.Whether it’s a bus ride train ride flight or walk in the park.

[haywood]

so i get on the plane at 0500, a small regional jet. I walk down the aisle to my seat. The plane is half full and almost all humans, but there are two static niggers sitting at the back of the plane, yeah, their place i know. They are a fat buck and sow that look like they have been bathed in a bath of electric shit. The sow has that orange pointy springy hair that they've become so proud of. The fat buck is just starring into space. They are sitting next to each other, shoe horned into the tiny row.

So i think nothing of it, aware of the presence of course, but they are 6 or 7 rows back. I sit down and maybe i can relax.

Then the babble starts. The sow starts babble shouting at the buck. I pull my hoodie hood over my head. It's 5 in the morning. All i can hear is standard nigger babble at full volume and of course, all the way through the announcements. There's a guy sitting on the opposite row to me. I have the two seats to myself. He's kind of doing the half looking over his shoulder thing, wishing he could shout " shut the fuck up niggers " just like i am.

I got my phone out and found the hour of monkey noises video. I turned the volume right up and started to play. The magical monkey noises started leaping out from my phone. I kept stopping and starting it. The niggers must have heard it, as the niggers just stopped ooking. They started up again, and i played some more. It was like a tennis game for a minute or so. I'd start, they'd stop. I was fucking angry at being subjected to these apes.

By now we were starting to taxi. I looked across at the guy opposite and i'm sure we could have recruited a new member. He was literally crying and his eyes were swollen.

The apes must have got the message as they were pretty quiet after this.

When we got up at the end, i didn't look back at the niggers, but the guy opposite me said " have a good day bud " with a big grin. Certainly made his day !

nice work!!

[Coon Club Road]

"So I get on the plane at 0500..."


So today I also flew home from my vacation.

I'm at the gate house waiting to board a large mainline jet and I immediately notice there are more than the normal amount of niggers afoot. In fact, I'd say an excessive amount of niggers afoot.

I'm thinking to myself are the woke airlines actually attracting extra moolies?

They appeared to be rich niggers too. Lots of joory on the sows, Mr. T kits on the bucks,
even the older ones, super bowl size rings, quality human hair weaves on the sows, not the rope or baler twine ones, and lastly, the most ridiculous clown attire on most of them.

They load from back to front now, so almost immediately all the jigs disappeared down the jet way.

I was up front in main cabin so I boarded last. I stepped on and WTF! Almost all the niggers were in 1st class? Again, WTF? Is this some kind of joke?

I took my seat behind them, hoping to learn some new bix nood or something to bring home and share with the CO community.

I soon learned they were all Nigger Felon League ballers, retirees and their sows going to Cleveland for the nigger felon league draft tomorrow.

My fucking luck. 8 first class seats all filled with zoo animals directly in front of me. At least they were civilized.

One exception was a knot headed younger sow seated next to some older nigger baller who must have never ridden an airplane before.

The flight attendant had to tell her twice each time to put her tray table up and bring her seatback forward.

I mean like what the fuck? Even the other baboons around her put their shit up before having to be told.

This sow had what looked like tarantulas glued to her eyelids. You could almost feel air movement when she blinked her eyes.

You can take the nigger out of the jungle and by today's observation, you still can't take the jungle beast out of a nigger!

I wish I could have reported on or even video'ed a chimpout, but thankfully it was an uneventful trip.

As most niggers do, their eyes were closed before the landing gear went up and they were mostly doormant the whole trip.

[Tar Remover]

So I get on the plane at 0500, a small regional jet. I walk down the aisle to my seat. The plane is half full and almost all humans, but there are two static niggers sitting at the back of the plane, yeah, their place I know. They are a fat buck and sow that look like they have been bathed in a bath of electric shit. The sow has that orange pointy springy hair that they've become so proud of. The fat buck is just starring into space. They are sitting next to each other, shoe horned into the tiny row.

So I think nothing of it, aware of the presence of course, but they are 6 or 7 rows back. I sit down and maybe I can relax.

Then the babble starts. The sow starts babble shouting at the buck. I pull my hoodie hood over my head. It's 5 in the morning. All I can hear is standard nigger babble at full volume and of course, all the way through the announcements. There's a guy sitting on the opposite row to me. I have the two seats to myself. He's kind of doing the half looking over his shoulder thing, wishing he could shout " shut the fuck up niggers " just like I am.

I got my phone out and found the hour of monkey noises video. I turned the volume right up and started to play. The magical monkey noises started leaping out from my phone. I kept stopping and starting it. The niggers must have heard it, as the niggers just stopped ooking. They started up again, and I played some more. It was like a tennis game for a minute or so. I'd start, they'd stop. I was fucking angry at being subjected to these apes.

By now we were starting to taxi. I looked across at the guy opposite and I'm sure we could have recruited a new member. He was literally crying and his eyes were swollen.

The apes must have got the message as they were pretty quiet after this.

When we got up at the end, I didn't look back at the niggers, but the guy opposite me said " have a good day bud " with a big grin. Certainly made his day !:rofl:rofl:rofl NICE! I wish I was there! I love a good laugh......

[Tar Remover]

Does this sound familiar?

15029

YES! Looks familiar too......:lol

[Sandy]

This sow had what looked like tarantulas glued to her eyelids. You could almost feel air movement when she blinked her eyes.

Is there a special weave for that?

[Anastasia]

I had a flight where a nigger sow was in the row behind me and chimped out on the white woman sitting next to her just to pick a fight. No logic in it, but of course niggers and logic do not mix (unless it's nigger logic).

I enjoy traveling in general and don't recall too many nigger encoonters on planes, luckily.

[Coon Club Road]

I had a flight where a nigger sow was in the row behind me and chimped out on the white woman sitting next to her just to pick a fight. No logic in it, but of course niggers and logic do not mix (unless it's nigger logic).

I enjoy traveling in general and don't recall too many nigger encoonters on planes, luckily.


Yes thankfully niggers aren't big flyers. Maybe they are afraid of YT's ebil flying machine... I don't know.

Most all my trips are through Atlanta and there are definitely a much higher percentage of jigs flipping burgs and swishing the bowls than airline passengers.

Yesterday there was an uncharacteristic number of jigaboonies on my plane. Thankfully that was the first and hopefully last time for that.

[Anastasia]

Yes thankfully niggers aren't big flyers. Maybe they are afraid of YT's ebil flying machine... I don't know.

Most all my trips are through Atlanta and there are definitely a much higher percentage of jigs flipping burgs and swishing the bowls than airline passengers.

Yesterday there was an uncharacteristic number of jigaboonies on my plane. Thankfully that was the first and hopefully last time for that.

Given how fuxxated Atlanta is, it's no surprise that its Hartsfield-JaksCOON Airport is full of jigs.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

So I get on the plane at 0500, a small regional jet. I walk down the aisle to my seat. The plane is half full and almost all humans, but there are two static niggers sitting at the back of the plane, yeah, their place I know. They are a fat buck and sow that look like they have been bathed in a bath of electric shit. The sow has that orange pointy springy hair that they've become so proud of. The fat buck is just starring into space. They are sitting next to each other, shoe horned into the tiny row.

So I think nothing of it, aware of the presence of course, but they are 6 or 7 rows back. I sit down and maybe I can relax.

Then the babble starts. The sow starts babble shouting at the buck. I pull my hoodie hood over my head. It's 5 in the morning. All I can hear is standard nigger babble at full volume and of course, all the way through the announcements. There's a guy sitting on the opposite row to me. I have the two seats to myself. He's kind of doing the half looking over his shoulder thing, wishing he could shout " shut the fuck up niggers " just like I am.

I got my phone out and found the hour of monkey noises video. I turned the volume right up and started to play. The magical monkey noises started leaping out from my phone. I kept stopping and starting it. The niggers must have heard it, as the niggers just stopped ooking. They started up again, and I played some more. It was like a tennis game for a minute or so. I'd start, they'd stop. I was fucking angry at being subjected to these apes.

By now we were starting to taxi. I looked across at the guy opposite and I'm sure we could have recruited a new member. He was literally crying and his eyes were swollen.

The apes must have got the message as they were pretty quiet after this.

When we got up at the end, I didn't look back at the niggers, but the guy opposite me said " have a good day bud " with a big grin. Certainly made his day !

Gorgeous, thanks for sharing! Made me happy on a crazy day. I'll download some monkey noises right now to be prepared, just in case :cool:.