Nigger Woods Driving Like a Nigger

[Coon Club Road]

Nigger Woods drives like he golfs... crappy.

Had to be cut from his hooptie by fire & rescue.

Apparently he has survived.

[IseDaDiva]

Link:

https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/23/tiger-woods-car-crash-golf-tournament/


It's not the first time Tiger Woods has been in a high-profile car accident -- he crashed his SUV in a 2009 incident at his home in Florida.

In 2017, he was arrested (https://www.tmz.com/2017/05/29/tiger-woods-busted-for-dui/) after cops found him passed out behind the wheel of his car. Tiger said he had taken prescription medication before the accident and didn't realize the effect the meds would have on him.

[animal mother]

They reported he has severe hind paw (leg) injuries. Maybe not bat wings but this should end him from contaminating professional golf. So tired of these golf cucks worshipping this nigger.

[IseDaDiva]

It's really amazing the way niggers just cannot help self-destructing. No matter how they are worshipped or how much money they get and even if they live in mansions and learn to talk and dress like human beings, the inner primitive beast will always heed the jungle drums and will ALWAYS emerge, sooner or later.

The lure of booze, drugs, hoes, and bling are irresistible and always somewhere in the nigger downfall. Dey can't hep deyselfs.

[Sandy]

They reported he has severe hind paw (leg) injuries. Maybe not bat wings but this should end him from contaminating professional golf. So tired of these golf cucks worshipping this nigger.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease, I just want to be able to watch golf again without that nigger being the center of attention every time! When it made its first cut after how many years, half the time the camera showed it just walking, when there was so much real golf to show. When it won the Tour Championship, which isn't even a major, the niggerfans acted like it won the Open, Wimbledon, the Super Bowl, the World Series, and the Stanley Cup all at once.

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[Sandy]

It's really amazing the way niggers just cannot help self-destructing. No matter how they are worshipped or how much money they get and even if they live in mansions and learn to talk and dress like human beings, the inner primitive beast will always heed the jungle drums and will ALWAYS emerge, sooner or later.

The lure of booze, drugs, hoes, and bling are irresistible and always somewhere in the nigger downfall. Dey can't hep deyselfs.

It was a billionaire at one point. Even though it still has hundreds of millions in net worth, it's blown possibly a full billion dollars on muh dikk, drugs, and nigger rich living. It got sponsors back and occasionally designs golf courses, without which it probably would have gone broke when it wasn't playing.

[Sandy]

Of course niggers would "show support," and a bunch of cucks too.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/celebrities-react-tiger-woods-car-crash

[IseDaDiva]

Of course niggers would "show support," and a bunch of cucks too.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/celebrities-react-tiger-woods-car-crash


Cher? Whatever. There are a few good comments too. I'm surprised they haven't been deleted. Does the thought not occur to anyone that this nigger careening around drunk or drugged might have killed innocent human beings?


tiger thought nailing white chicks counted towards the total...


Look at the bright side. Elin wasn't at the crash scene with a 5 iron.




:lol

[CoonsЯus]

one magic nigger down !! Many more to go. I hate niggers.

[Ray Cizzums]

Tigger, please ! Magic negro millionaires getting batwings is a trend I approve of 100%.
Nigger Kobe flew into the side of a mountain, where Tigger just drove off one.
Too bad whitey's rescue skills are so effective.

[IseDaDiva]

He said he believes the SUV was traveling at a high rate of speed as it was traveling on a steep downhill slope.

No skid marks or signs of braking. Drugs or booze? Gee, I wonder if he'll face any legal consequences for this? OTOH, niggers just can't seem to drive without crashing, even at the odd time they aren't under the influence of some substance.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

Eldrick is done. "Shattered ankle" did the trick.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/23/tiger-woods-injured-in-serious-california-car-crash/

[AFN_Weasel]

Hopefully that nigger will never set foot on another golf course. The Human players will now be able to play in peace, without the place smelling like a zoo.

[Coon Club Road]

"There was no smell of alcohol or any other signs that the golfer was under the influence, the officials said."

Niggers just can't drive... and it looks like the woods nigger may have driven his last golf ball.

[Sandy]

LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles County sheriff on Wednesday characterized the crash that seriously injured Tiger Woods as “purely an accident" and appeared to rule out any potential criminal charges even as authorities were still investigating.

Deputies saw no evidence the golf star was impaired by drugs or alcohol after Tuesday's rollover wreck on a downhill stretch of road known for crashes, Sheriff Alex Villanueva said.

“He was not drunk,” Villanueva said during a livestreamed social media event. “We can throw that one out.”

https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/woods-faces-hard-recovery-injuries-car-crash-76081235

I've never seen any LEO agencies so quickly defend someone. Let's see the blood test. Oh, it'll wind up "tainted" and not admissible, right? Or they were so busy saving the nigger's life that no one drew blood?

The car was racist. That must be it!

[Jim Crow]

Too bad the niggs wreck wasn’t fatal.

[tweakstick]

Is the SUV going to be OK?
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Femojipedia-us.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com%2Fthumbs%2F120%2Femojidex%2F112%2F worried-face_1f61f.png&f=1&nofb=1

[Chimp Detester]

As the most-honorable Jim Crow already said, too bad this nigger didn't earn its much-deserved batwings already. And if it had to survive, a second best great news would be it was castrated in the accident, gnomesayin?

[IseDaDiva]

He might lose a laig, it seems.


when his SUV crossed a median and veered across two lanes (https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2021/02/24/tiger-woods-crash-path-scene-watt-ac360-vpx.cnn) of road before hitting a curb, hitting a tree and landing on its side in the brush,
Not drunk or high? Hmm


"On behalf of our staff, it was an honor to provide orthopedic trauma care to one of our generation's greatest athletes," (Anish)Mahajan said in a statement

A great honor for someone who could have killed a whole bunch of people with his impaired, reckless driving, you nigger-ass kisser.


Woods sustained injuries to his leg that required a rod, screws, pins and a surgical release of the muscle covering -- one that surgeons likely believed would save his leg from amputation, Faust said.

Thoughts and prayers. :violin

[Whitey Ford]

Woods’ “serious” injuries included a shattered ankle and two leg fractures— one of which was compound,

Compound! Meaning shattered bone has punctured and exited the skin. Meaning this nigger will never, ever golf again. Of course, he'll still be able to chase mudsharks, TNB, stink up the ESPN and just generally be an eyesore to humanity.

When I was a young guy I took a job stocking the shelves of a grocery store, the cash was good for a young guy and I was well liked by management, staff and customers. But I HATED stocking the Goddamn cereal aisle. The cereal boxes all had covers of mulatto kids, sports niggers and Tiger Woods on them. Even way back then I wondered where this culture was heading.

[tweakstick]

Compound! Meaning shattered bone has punctured and exited the skin. Meaning this nigger will never, ever golf again. Of course, he'll still be able to chase mudsharks, TNB, stink up the ESPN and just generally be an eyesore to humanity.


Most shvoogie sports stars, when faced with retirement, have nothing left to keep them in check. No spring practice, no managers, no contracts - nothing.

When this happens, it inevitably leads to the type of unrestrained TNB that makes for hilarious headlines of Simpsonian proportions.

Don't worry Chimpers, even though it probably got away with this one as far as the law goes, we haven't heard the last of this half breed monkey by a long shot.

Many more laughs are sure to follow just as soon as it starts rehab and goes full tilt on the pain meds.

[Coon Club Road]

I don't follow golf although I did enjoy the game after high school until kids came along and 6 bucks for a round was no longer in the family budget!

My fear for you golf channel watchers is you can bet old nigger woods will be picked up as a "colored" commentator, and you'll have to listen to his black ass every time you tune into a golf program.

[Sandy]

My fear for you golf channel watchers is you can bet old nigger woods will be picked up as a "colored" commentator, and you'll have to listen to his black ass every time you tune into a golf program.

That's a nightmare I hadn't thought of, and you probably aced that prediction. Hopefully it'll be just one channel giving it a contract. If it's a Golf Channel or PGA thing, then I'll never be able to watch another event again.

[grim1]

When I heard the news, I was so hopefull that black fucker was dead. But not the case. Still nice it was severely injured.

[animal mother]

That's a nightmare I hadn't thought of, and you probably aced that prediction. Hopefully it'll be just one channel giving it a contract. If it's a Golf Channel or PGA thing, then I'll never be able to watch another event again.

Maybe, maybe not. This gig sounds too much like real work for an already wealthy beyond belief nigger. He may just spend all his $$$ on mud sharks, booze and drugs. Given the extent of his injuries he WILL be in a lot of pain and will hopefully ride the oxycodone pony to goodness.

[Sandy]

I watched a little golf, knowing it would start with the announcers slobbering over the nigger, but it was still ridiculous. The nigger is foremost on everyone's minds, especially the players? Bull-cough-shit.

Salt in the wound was catching the last part of gymnastics, with not just one but two flying monkeys. One that fell off the balance beam like it was its first time, and the announcer still had to talk about how it had so much heart or whatever.

[IseDaDiva]

It seems Nigger "The Gimp" Woods won't be knuckling around golf courses or anywhere else for a very long time, if ever. Wait and see how fast he finishes his self-destruction with only mudshark whores and cold medicine to keep him busy.

Tiger Woods faces difficult recovery after crash (mail.com) (https://www.mail.com/int/scitech/news/10568744-tiger-woods-faces-difficult-recovery-crash.html#.10572218-stage-related1-5)

[Sandy]

"The deputies asked him how the collision occurred," the affidavit read. "Driver said he did not know and did not even remember driving... Driver was treated for his injuries at the hospital and was asked there again how the collision occurred. He repeated that he did not know and did not remember driving."

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tiger-woods-deputies-crash-did-not-remember-driving-report

How much bribe money did it take for the sheriff's office to declare so quickly that there's "no evidence" of impairment?

You know, "no evidence" like with all the voter fraud in the presidential election.

[Sandy]

The cause of Tigers Woods’ car crash last month has been determined.

However, the Los Angeles County sheriff said that detectives would not release details of the crash on Wednesday due to privacy concerns for Woods, who suffered significant injuries in the Feb. 23 crash.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/cause-tiger-woods-car-crash-determined-truth-may-never-revealed

The coverup continues. How many millions is the nigger paying out to keep people quiet?

[IseDaDiva]

All along, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has maintained that the entire incident was an accident. Early on, they called it, "purely an accident," although later they backtracked on that statement (https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/tiger-woods-unable-to-remember-driving-on-day-of-crash-as-authorities-retrieve-black-box-data/). Regardless, now they have arrived at an official answer that may never be disclosed.

They need the nigger's permission to reveal why he crashed. Since when did the media or police need permission to do this? Oh, right - it's a Famous Nigger who knocks a golf ball around so he gets special privileges.

You know he had to be high or drunk or passed out to crash that way.

https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/tiger-woods-car-crash-police-determine-cause-but-details-will-remain-undisclosed-over-privacy-concerns/

[tweakstick]

Angry, Belligerent, and described by hotel staff in other accounts as not quite right even before leaving the lobby to find his car blocked. Then it went downhill from there:


A little bit after 6:40am our director has come in and he was like 'you know what, I almost got in an accident with f***ing Tiger Woods. He almost hit me.'
Los Angeles County Fire Department Chief Daryl Osby ... said Woods "was able to communicate and he was conscious, I’ll leave it at that."
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14144556/tiger-woods-agitated-at-film-crew-before-crash/

I've done the math here:

15 dashed lines between him leaving his lane and veering off road and another 3 to come to a stop. 40 feet between them. This means 600 feet with not one damn skid mark. 120 after that to come to a stop finally after hitting a tree and rolling over several times.

Even with a two second reaction time, the stopping distance should have been 300 feet at 55 mph. His two seconds should have started long before he left his lane.

The speed limit is 45 mph on that stretch.

He wasn't just pissed. He was piss drunk and/or on pills.

https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/02/DD-COMPOSITE-TIGER-CRASH-2.jpg


https://i.imgflip.com/53z7ob.jpg




Somebody needs to shop some bloodshot eyes and a big fat joint into this nigger's right hand:
https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/02/NINTCHDBPICT000637989713.jpg

[Sandy]

Somebody needs to shop some bloodshot eyes and a big fat joint into this nigger's right hand:

That is one ugly jacket, not the traditional color, but the quality. That's a K-Mart clearance rack special. Horrible stitching around the lapels and shoulders, the fusing (glue) was already coming apart near the top button, and the left sleeve wasn't hemmed properly. I can only hope someone figured, hey, it's for a nigger, why waste time and good craftsmanship?

[IseDaDiva]

Angry, Belligerent, and described by hotel staff in other accounts as not quite right even before leaving the lobby to find his car blocked. Then it went downhill from there:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14144556/tiger-woods-agitated-at-film-crew-before-crash/

I've done the math here:

15 dashed lines between him leaving his lane and veering off road and another 3 to come to a stop. 40 feet between them. This means 600 feet with not one damn skid mark. 120 after that to come to a stop finally after hitting a tree and rolling over several times.

Even with a two second reaction time, the stopping distance should have been 300 feet at 55 mph. His two seconds should have started long before he left his lane.

The speed limit is 45 mph on that stretch.

He wasn't just pissed. He was piss drunk and/or on pills.



Somebody needs to shop some bloodshot eyes and a big fat joint into this nigger's right hand:


Okay. :lol

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I have a friend who thought he was "cute". To me he always looked like he had Down's Syndrome.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

Fentanyl.

A user can dose incrementally over time and remain functional. One miscalculation, and the user reaches the point of no return.

Loss of motor skills is one of the first effects of a fentanyl OD.

Eldrick's toxicology report has been sealed, but I would bet you two of my wife's pretty little toes that he was administered atropine at the scene of the accident to counter the fentanyl OD.

[Rastus Nigger]

Too bad the fucking shitskin nigger didn't get its batwings.

[IseDaDiva]

Too bad the fucking shitskin nigger didn't get its batwings.


Not a fan, I take it? :lol

[tweakstick]

Okay. :lol

14790

I have a friend who thought he was "cute". To me he always looked like he had Down's Syndrome.


:rofl:rofl
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.






I found his baby DUI booking pic. Arrested for driving a tricycle after eating too many lead paint chips from his crib.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3c/bf/e7/3cbfe7eca35cb454320ceebd17404971--down-syndrome-racist.jpg



Not much changed.

https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/41b4eb6cc52b726c35c0edf78d49fa87?width=650

[Whitey Ford]

I have a friend who thought he was "cute". To me he always looked like he had Down's Syndrome.

When I was a young brat, I had a night job stocking shelves in a supermarket, back in those days that still paid half well. But, I always HATED stocking the cereal aisle. Every box of cereal in the 90s or so had a grinning mulatto kid or Tiger Woods on the cover of it. It was enough to make want to throw up. Until this day I still have bad dreams about stocking shelves in a supermarket. :hurl

https://i.imgur.com/75Oa0pi.jpg

[IseDaDiva]

:rofl:rofl
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.






I found his baby DUI booking pic. Arrested for driving a tricycle after eating too many lead paint chips from his crib.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3c/bf/e7/3cbfe7eca35cb454320ceebd17404971--down-syndrome-racist.jpg



Not much changed.

https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/41b4eb6cc52b726c35c0edf78d49fa87?width=650

Nice portrait!! :lol

I always thought he looked like he had Down Syndrome, and that was long before I even hated niggers.

[IseDaDiva]

Woods was driving 84 to 87 mph on a downhill stretch of road outside Los Angeles that had a speed limit of 45 mph, Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva said Wednesday.

Who wants to bet the nigger doesn't even get a speeding ticket?


Detectives did not seek search warrants for the athlete’s blood samples, which could have been screened for drugs or alcohol, or his cellphone.

Of course not. That would be rayciss, especially with a VIN(Very Important Nigger).

https://www.mynbc5.com/article/tiger-woods-was-speeding-before-crashing-sheriff-says/36051977#

[Sandy]

Villanueva blamed the Feb. 23 crash solely on excessive speed and Woods’ loss of control behind the wheel. Sheriff's Capt. James Powers said there was no evidence that the golfer braked throughout the wreck and that it's believed Woods inadvertently hit the accelerator instead of the brake pedal.

How much did it take to bribe him?

[IseDaDiva]

it's believed Woods inadvertently hit the accelerator instead of the brake pedal.

How can anyone look himself in the mirror after spewing such BS to cover up for a nigger-rich nigger?

Yeah, one or two times I've been lost in thought and hit the accelerator instead of the brake. I realized it in about 1 second. I didn't keep pressing it until I was going 85mph and drove over a median and into a ravine.

They will NEVER admit the nigger was high as a kite or nodding out when he did this. I wonder if they would keep covering for him had he hit and killed some innocent family? Well, they probably would if it were a family of YT: "They were in the wrong place at the wrong time". A fambly of niggers? That would be a real dilemma for those ass-kissers.

[Anastasia]

I love traveling and trying out new golf courses, but I roll my eyes every time a clubhouse has some sort of display honoring nigger Woods. Can't people move on from this overrated, media-pimped nigger already?

As for the nog's accident, niggers have been ooking "dindu nuffins" since the beginning of time, but it really shows how far our society has fallen when law enforcement covers for this rich famous nigger because he's rich, famous, and a nigger (mostly because he's a nigger) and claims he dindu nuffins too.

[IseDaDiva]

I love traveling and trying out new golf courses, but I roll my eyes every time a clubhouse has some sort of display honoring nigger Woods. Can't people move on from this overrated, media-pimped nigger already?

As for the nog's accident, niggers have been ooking "dindu nuffins" since the beginning of time, but it really shows how far our society has fallen when law enforcement covers for this rich famous nigger because he's rich, famous, and a nigger (mostly because he's a nigger) and claims he dindu nuffins too.

Anytime a nigger somehow manages to do something YT has been successfully doing for many, many generations, praise, adulation, and special consideration must be heaped on that nigger.

[Coon Club Road]

Anytime a nigger somehow manages to do something YT has been successfully doing for many, many generations, praise, adulation, and special consideration must be heaped on that nigger.


Even shit YT has not been successful doing makes them kangs... cRap music to name one!

[IseDaDiva]

Even shit YT has not been successful doing makes them kangs... cRap music to name one!


But they can if they want to. Look at wigger "Eminem" - more successful than most nigger cRappers. Thankfully, most YT don't want to act like niggers.

[Coon Club Road]

But they can if they want to. Look at wigger "Eminem" - more successful than most nigger cRappers. Thankfully, most YT don't want to act like niggers.


You got that right ma'am!

When I was growing up I wanted to be a lot of things... and a nigger wasn't one of them!

[IseDaDiva]

You got that right ma'am!

When I was growing up I wanted to be a lot of things... and a nigger wasn't one of them!


You and me both. These days, no matter how bad things get, I can look in the mirror and be ever so thankful I'm not a nigger sow.

[SC Anemia]

....I can look in the mirror and be ever so thankful I'm not a nigger sow.

Yeah, especially not the lovely specimen in your avatar. Geeeezus kiddo, you never disappoint. Looks like one from Judge Judy, amirite? :lol

EDIT: Did you 'enhance' those bootlips or is there really a sow out there looking like that?

[IseDaDiva]

Yeah, especially not the lovely specimen in your avatar. Geeeezus kiddo, you never disappoint. Looks like one from Judge Judy, amirite? :lol
Right. Some real prizes on display there.



EDIT: Did you 'enhance' those bootlips or is there really a sow out there looking like that?

I did slightly enhance the inner tubes, but trust me - everything else is natural. One of the most hideous sows ever!

[Coon Club Road]

"... I did slightly enhance the inner tubes, but trust me - everything else is natural. One of the most hideous sows ever!


Inner tubes :lol :lol :lol

[IseDaDiva]

Inner tubes :lol :lol :lol


No wonder niggers have a hard time speaking. Aside from the low IQ and limited vocabularies, they have to contend with the wayward bootlips flapping all over the place.

[Coon Club Road]

No wonder niggers have a hard time speaking. Aside from the low IQ and limited vocabularies, they have to contend with the wayward bootlips flapping all over the place.


Yes I'm sure niggerbabble is partially caused by the boot lip factor.

It's funny to watch a nigger speak on TV. Without the subtitles you'd never know what they are saying. (The First 48 is a great example)

The subtitle editors have to be laughing their asses off! Probably have to consult with a jig to get it right!

[IseDaDiva]

Yes I'm sure niggerbabble is partially caused by the boot lip factor.

It's funny to watch a nigger speak on TV. Without the subtitles you'd never know what they are saying. (The First 48 is a great example)

The subtitle editors have to be laughing their asses off! Probably have to consult with a jig to get it right!

I put on my closed captions to watch my court shows because I literally cannot decipher what the niggers are trying to ook. CC sometimes even gives up and just says (unintelligible).

It must feel like trying to talk after you've had novocaine at the dentist and your lip feels huge and flappy. :lol

Even if they had something worthwhile to say (which they don't EVER) how is possible to formulate words when you have to contend with these mega-bootlips;

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[CoonsЯus]

You and me both. These days, no matter how bad things get, I can look in the mirror and be ever so thankful I'm not a nigger sow.

:thanks

We are very grateful too Diva !!!

[Sandy]

Here's a perfect example of double standards for niggers, in their favor. Si Woo Kim was assessed a penalty stroke, canceling out his birdie, because his ball took a whole minute to finally fall in the whole.

Some years ago, Nigger Woods did the same thing, except waiting minutes for the ball to finally fall in. There was no penalty for taking too long, and the news couldn't have been more excited over the pure luck of gravitational forces.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/si-woo-kims-birdie-negated-145606318.html