Stupid sow sprays hair with gorilla glue when it runs out of hairspray... now wants to sue

[GorillaGlueIsRayciss]

Sow gon sue over Gorilla Glue on scalp

https://nypost.com/2021/02/08/womans-gorilla-glue-hair-horror-gets-stickier/

[Unregistered]

Huh. Who would have guessed it's not appropriate to use gorilla glue on a gorilla? I mean, the label says, "gorilla glue" so one would think it can be used on a defective she-rilla. It can be used on wood and it's hairy coconut shell seems pretty close to wood. I would never have known. I mean, I'm a human, so I know not to use gorilla glue on any part of myself. I guess niggers aren't closely related to gorillas at all. They're just niggers; something much more primitive. When I think about it, even gorillas don't use gorilla glue on themselves. Gorillas know the name of the glue is a compliment to them and refers to their strength and aren't even offended by it. Go figure.

Maybe something more natural to niggers would have been a better choice of 'fro adhesive treatment. Something tried and true, like tar for example. Nigger babies are made of it, so it's probably a good choice for niggers. I'm just guessing here; I'm not a nigger pelt care expert.

[LaQueefa MuhPoozie]

I would recommend the next time it runs out of hair spray that it try some insecticide spray instead of Gorilla Glue Spray. Not only would it get rid of the parasites it harbors in it's fur, it would stiffen up and provide good hair holding properties as it dries. A second choice would be a semi-gloss black spray paint (acrylic or enamel). It would hide any grey coming in and also provide good hair holding properties. Any deodorant spray (for air, cloth or underarms) would be a third good choice for nigger sows to try and may provide a duel benefit of hair holding properties along with objectionable odor reduction.

Apparently to a nigger, a spray is a spray - they're all good for the 'ol nappy brillo-do on the nigger noggin'. Clearly it knew it resembles a gorilla and thought the Gorilla Glue would be appropriate for use on its fur.

Niggers are unbelievably stupid. This sow is an example of why niggers should not be allowed to attempt to use things their species did not invent and do not understand. Nigger bucks will nigger-rig broken machinery by substituting inappropriate materials that result in unreliable, often dangerous, operating conditions and this nigger sow attempted to nigger-rig it's fur by substituting a powerful adhesive spray for hair spray. Now it wants to sue the company for it's own stupidity. Unfortunately, there's a chance it might win which could result in the rest of us loosing an effective product and having to go back to flour and water for glue so it will be safe for niggers to use.

Let's all take a moment during this nigger appreciation month to fully appreciate all the coontributions niggers make to society and mankind. In this example, we now know not to use Gorilla Glue in our hair. A discovery made by a nigger sow. Thanks for that advancement of our knowledge niggers!

[Unregistered]

This incident is a microcosm of nigger stupidity. First of all, the fact that the sheboon would do something as idiotic as put glue in her hair separates it from 99.99% of breathing homo sapiens. But forgetting this, the idea that this ape could think that a product would have to specify every body part and orifice where NOT to put glue in order to not be liable is just a true testament to this species' cerebral limitation.

[Sandy]

I would recommend the next time it runs out of hair spray that it try some insecticide spray instead of Gorilla Glue Spray. Not only would it get rid of the parasites it harbors in it's fur, it would stiffen up and provide good hair holding properties as it dries.

This is supposedly a Photoshop, but when I saw it and took a screenshot, it was a real ad to click on.

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[Unregistered]

If the sow runs out of boot-lip stick, maybe she can this as a substitute

https://pics.me.me/amazing-new-lipstick-that-nelps-you-lose-weight-super-glue-56813668.png

[Unregistered]

Honestly, on this rare occasion I'd say the sheboon is right! Gorilla glue, that has to be made for gorillas, hence the name! Therefore the sherilla used it. :)

[Unregistered]

Who actually believes these headlines? Why, liberals and niggers of course: https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/gorilla-glue-girl-victim-racism-white-doctors-allegedly-deny-treatment-exclaims-twitter

Racist???? Deny treatment??? Usually it's hard af to relive two fingers stuck together. And a headful of sow nappy hair??? Impossible. Wait for the hair to grow and shave that shit off.

I hope this sow "teacher" only teaches niglets.

[GorrillaGirlinit4Cash]

I am shocked, I tell ya. I hope she doesnt have children. We don't need her genes to spread.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/14/gorilla-glue-girl-tessica-brown-returns-home/

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

I am shocked, I tell ya. I hope she doesnt have children. We don't need her genes to spread.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/14/gorilla-glue-girl-tessica-brown-returns-home/

Man, I just read that article. Frightening!! If that is true, there are loads of niggers & libtards throwing money at that shtibeast already:
"Brown launched the line {clothing with the niggers face on it} with posts on social media, saying, “Feeling blessed” — and is already making a “small fortune,” according to TMZ."
That is "nigger privilege" at its best, no white person could ever make money with something that stupid or get free surgery! I really hate these shitbeasts (and influencers of course).

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Man, I just read that article. Frightening!! If that is true, there are loads of niggers & libtards throwing money at that shtibeast already:
"Brown launched the line {clothing with the niggers face on it} with posts on social media, saying, “Feeling blessed” — and is already making a “small fortune,” according to TMZ."
That is "nigger privilege" at its best, no white person could ever make money with something that stupid or get free surgery! I really hate these shitbeasts (and influencers of course).

Gofundme is just another form of nigger lottery. If any human had done this, they would and should rightfully be told they should know better. Since it was a nigger we can't just tell the coon it should have known better. That would be racist...

[StupidSpooks]

Gofundme is just another form of nigger lottery. If any human had done this, they would and should rightfully be told they should know better. Since it was a nigger we can't just tell the coon it should have known better. That would be racist...

They are stupid with low IQs. They will blow their money on hair dids and claw nails. Maybe a Michael Kors bag, which will get stolen in the hood. Then they'll be broke again and try something else stupid, hopefully gaining batwings in the process.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

Gofundme is just another form of nigger lottery. If any human had done this, they would and should rightfully be told they should know better. Since it was a nigger we can't just tell the coon it should have known better. That would be racist...

Frightening! That's like applauding a child for touching the hot plate. As long as the woke idiots let them get through with every nonsense just because they are niggers and throw a tantrum, we will end up like in 'Idiocracy'.
It would be so easy, give them and the liberals California and Oregon, build a wall around an let them have their liberal utopia.