Goodman Grey
12-22-2020, 07:42 PM
Today we are going to learn about how to behave around niggers and liberals in real life. I will be providing advice on how to behave in certain situations.
IN THE MANDATORY EO TRAINING CLASSROOM:
1. Always pretend to be shocked and offended when someone says something politically incorrect, regardless of who said it.
2. Openly declare that you are sorry for slavery and that you would love to pay reparations.
3. Conveniently forget any examples where you may have discriminated against a nigger for any reason.
4. Do not complain about reverse racism.
5. Make up a story about how you didn't know how much your actions were hurting niggers.
6. Cry while telling the story, and blow your nose.
7. Offer to give $20 cash to each nigger in the classroom to show your dedication to equality.
8. Confess to your white guilt.
9. Admit that you have white privilege.
10. Make a mental note of everything they tell you NOT to do around niggers, and then don't do those things (claim ignorance if you get called out on something that wasn't mentioned in the class).
11. Sexually harass a nigger of the opposite sex so your classmates will think you are a coalburner/oildriller.
12. Accuse another white person of racism, with a story about how they oppressed niggers with their unconscious actions or with microaggressions, to take the attention away from you.
13. Tell a story about how you will change your behavior and become a better wypipo, one that does not oppress niggers by simply existing or by doing your job correctly; remember, by meeting and exceeding the minimum standard, you are making niggers look bad.
14. Bring a bucket of KFC, extra crispy, into the classroom and share it with the niggers. Give NONE to the wypipo. Also, find a way to give the last piece of chicken to a nigger, and then loudly brag about how you are willing to sacrifice your stuff for the benefit of niggerkind.
OUTSIDE OF THE CLASSROOM:
1. There's no reason to associate with any niggers outside of purely business reasons, so just avoid the groid whenever possible.
2. If forced to speak with them, always use Proper English; even if the nigger can't understand English, it will get offended if you speak Bix Nood. Talk very, very slowly and enunciate every syllable. Do not use big words.
3. Don't leave anything valuable unsecured. Always lock your valuables inside your desk or in a cabinet, or better yet, leave them in your car, which you have also locked.
4. Occasionally pretend to make a mistake and get a nigger to "help" you correct the mistake.
5. Don't laugh at a nigger when proofreading one of its documents. Spelling errors will be the least of your concerns.
6. Always inspect a nigger's handiwork, and when it goes somewhere else, quickly correct the deficiencies and don't tell the nigger about what you did. If it gets promoted because of what you did, it will eventually be unable to reproduce its alleged actions, and it will look stupid. Do not offer to fix the problem.
7. If a nigger brought in a sack lunch, eat the nigger's lunch (or toss the contents into the trash) and put the empty container back in the fridge. If possible, only remove obvious nigger food items and leave the rest; this will cause the nigger to suspect another nigger. As an alternative, leave everything in the container, but rearrange the food items so that it's obvious that it was tampered with. Do NOT add anything to their lunch, in particular anything that could cause lethal or nonlethal results.
8. Remember that your boss only hired the nigger because of affirmative action, and if it gets fired, he or she will have to hire ANOTHER nigger.
9. Judge a nigger by its skin color, and NOT the content of its character; you don't want to be accused of racism, right?
Remember, by pretending to be a liberal, nobody will suspect you of being a wolf in sheep's clothing. Ham it up as much as possible, and soon even the real liberals will start looking bad in the eyes of the niggers.
If anyone else has any suggestions, feel free to provide them.
IN THE MANDATORY EO TRAINING CLASSROOM:
1. Always pretend to be shocked and offended when someone says something politically incorrect, regardless of who said it.
2. Openly declare that you are sorry for slavery and that you would love to pay reparations.
3. Conveniently forget any examples where you may have discriminated against a nigger for any reason.
4. Do not complain about reverse racism.
5. Make up a story about how you didn't know how much your actions were hurting niggers.
6. Cry while telling the story, and blow your nose.
7. Offer to give $20 cash to each nigger in the classroom to show your dedication to equality.
8. Confess to your white guilt.
9. Admit that you have white privilege.
10. Make a mental note of everything they tell you NOT to do around niggers, and then don't do those things (claim ignorance if you get called out on something that wasn't mentioned in the class).
11. Sexually harass a nigger of the opposite sex so your classmates will think you are a coalburner/oildriller.
12. Accuse another white person of racism, with a story about how they oppressed niggers with their unconscious actions or with microaggressions, to take the attention away from you.
13. Tell a story about how you will change your behavior and become a better wypipo, one that does not oppress niggers by simply existing or by doing your job correctly; remember, by meeting and exceeding the minimum standard, you are making niggers look bad.
14. Bring a bucket of KFC, extra crispy, into the classroom and share it with the niggers. Give NONE to the wypipo. Also, find a way to give the last piece of chicken to a nigger, and then loudly brag about how you are willing to sacrifice your stuff for the benefit of niggerkind.
OUTSIDE OF THE CLASSROOM:
1. There's no reason to associate with any niggers outside of purely business reasons, so just avoid the groid whenever possible.
2. If forced to speak with them, always use Proper English; even if the nigger can't understand English, it will get offended if you speak Bix Nood. Talk very, very slowly and enunciate every syllable. Do not use big words.
3. Don't leave anything valuable unsecured. Always lock your valuables inside your desk or in a cabinet, or better yet, leave them in your car, which you have also locked.
4. Occasionally pretend to make a mistake and get a nigger to "help" you correct the mistake.
5. Don't laugh at a nigger when proofreading one of its documents. Spelling errors will be the least of your concerns.
6. Always inspect a nigger's handiwork, and when it goes somewhere else, quickly correct the deficiencies and don't tell the nigger about what you did. If it gets promoted because of what you did, it will eventually be unable to reproduce its alleged actions, and it will look stupid. Do not offer to fix the problem.
7. If a nigger brought in a sack lunch, eat the nigger's lunch (or toss the contents into the trash) and put the empty container back in the fridge. If possible, only remove obvious nigger food items and leave the rest; this will cause the nigger to suspect another nigger. As an alternative, leave everything in the container, but rearrange the food items so that it's obvious that it was tampered with. Do NOT add anything to their lunch, in particular anything that could cause lethal or nonlethal results.
8. Remember that your boss only hired the nigger because of affirmative action, and if it gets fired, he or she will have to hire ANOTHER nigger.
9. Judge a nigger by its skin color, and NOT the content of its character; you don't want to be accused of racism, right?
Remember, by pretending to be a liberal, nobody will suspect you of being a wolf in sheep's clothing. Ham it up as much as possible, and soon even the real liberals will start looking bad in the eyes of the niggers.
If anyone else has any suggestions, feel free to provide them.