Welfare Queen (A parody of Dancing Queen)

[DaveInTexas]

Ohhh
You can beg and you can ho
Anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
Ohh, you see that girl, getting her Assistance thing
She's the Welfare Queen

It's Friday Night and the cash is low
And a dealer coming to collect, for some blow
You need to make cash and make it quick
So you'll stand on the corner, selling tricks

Anyone could be that john
He's got the cash, he's got it going on
He gives you the money that you need
And in a seedy motel, he does the deed

You are the Welfare Queen
Have 3 kids by age 17
Welfare Queen
Trying to scam more from that Assistance thing

You can beg and you can ho
Anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
Ohh, you see that girl, getting her Assistance thing
She's the Welfare Queen

She knows every scam in the book
And she hope they will take the hook
Looking for another sucker, any one will do
And if you're not careful, she'll get you too
If she has a chance

She's are the Welfare Queen
Have 3 kids by age 17
Welfare Queen
Trying to scam more from that Assistance thing

Ohhh
You can beg and you can ho
Anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
Ohh, you see that girl, getting her Assistance thing
She's the Welfare Queen
She's the Welfare Queen
She's the Welfare Queen

[haywood]

ohhh
you can beg and you can ho
anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
ohh, you see that girl, getting her assistance thing
she's the welfare queen

it's friday night and the cash is low
and a dealer coming to collect, for some blow
you need to make cash and make it quick
so you'll stand on the corner, selling tricks

anyone could be that john
he's got the cash, he's got it going on
he gives you the money that you need
and in a seedy motel, he does the deed

you are the welfare queen
have 3 kids by age 17
welfare queen
trying to scam more from that assistance thing

you can beg and you can ho
anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
ohh, you see that girl, getting her assistance thing
she's the welfare queen

she knows every scam in the book
and she hope they will take the hook
looking for another sucker, any one will do
and if you're not careful, she'll get you too
if she has a chance

she's are the welfare queen
have 3 kids by age 17
welfare queen
trying to scam more from that assistance thing

ohhh
you can beg and you can ho
anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
ohh, you see that girl, getting her assistance thing
she's the welfare queen
she's the welfare queen
she's the welfare queen

awesome!!

[DaveInTexas]

awesome!!

Thanks. I know some of the timing and rhythm may be off, but not a bad piece. Especially considering I wrote it in about 30 min

[Coon Club Road]

Thanks. I know some of the timing and rhythm may be off, but not a bad piece. Especially considering I wrote it in about 30 min


^^^ Thats some good shit my friend!

[IseDaDiva]

Excellent! We just need someone to record it!

[animal mother]

Excellent! We just need someone to record it!

What ever happened to Justin Igger?

[IseDaDiva]

If only I could sing, I would do it myself.