If this bike could talk, what would it say? [Archive]

IseDaDiva

11-10-2020, 12:30 PM

I'll go with, "I can't breeve!"

https://i.imgur.com/qtt7zmo.jpg

Whitey Ford

11-10-2020, 01:55 PM

If this bike could talk, what would it say?

Please. Kill. Me.

Goodman Grey

11-10-2020, 02:52 PM

"My horseshoe fell off and I broke my ankle. And I have rabies. Please kill me."

Jim Crow

11-10-2020, 03:58 PM

“Get me in front of a speeding trunk and leave those two fat disgusting nigger sows on my back!”

haywood

11-11-2020, 03:16 PM

“Get me in front of a speeding trunk and leave those two fat disgusting nigger sows on my back!”

BEST answer!!

Odin's balls

11-12-2020, 10:10 AM

Mmmf! Mmmmf! MMMMMF!!

*gasp*

Get the hell off of me!!!

Bottle_of_Hate

11-12-2020, 12:39 PM

"Thank god I can't breeve".

Midder Peenud Hayed

11-14-2020, 04:37 PM

"Thank god I can't breeve".

Shit! Mine was going to be "Ah caint breeve!", but you kinda beat me to it.