Costco drops coconut milk brand following allegations of forced monkey labor, PETA says

[Unregistered]

On one hand, I disagree with PETA. If dogs can be used to pull sleds, horses and oxen used to plow a field and mules used to pack supplies, monkeys can be used to harvest coconuts. That being said, I agree with PETA in that forced monkey labor is morally wrong. We have niggers for that; leave the monkeys in peace.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/costco-coconut-products-thai-suppliers-forced-labor

[Bottle_of_Hate]

You can train a monkey and it likely wont fuck up. They will also chimp out on a much smaller scale. It is quite interesting you can train a monkey who can not speak a human language but you can't train a nigger in a simple task such as hands up, shut up.

[Coon Club Road]

^^^ or drop the knife, gun and don't reach for your waistband etc.

We trained niggers to pick cotton and you can see where it got us.

Even if one of those trained monkeys walk away from the job, it wouldn't car jack anyone, or break into someone's house and take their flat screen.

[Unregistered]

You can train a monkey and it likely wont fuck up. They will also chimp out on a much smaller scale. It is quite interesting you can train a monkey who can not speak a human language but you can't train a nigger in a simple task such as hands up, shut up.

Amazingly, there are "assistant monkeys" (don't know if they are called that way), who are trained to help disabled humans. You could never do that with niggers, because they inevitably would kill the human sooner or later.

[Jim Crow]

I think they should replace all nigger workers with monkeys. Less stealing and more production.

[Unregistered]

At first I thought this was about niggers being forced to pick coconuts but it's actually about real monkeys. :) I guess the coconut plantation owners figured out that monkeys are better workers, more trustworthy, have less problems and are more deserving of a job than niggers. I wonder if they've thought of putting the monkeys in charge of training, disciplining and supervising niggers to do the work? That way humans wouldn't have to deal with niggers at all. I know that's a lot to lay on monkeys but I think they might be up to the challenge if given the chance for advancement to mid-level management. Monkeys can probably relate to niggers better than humans due to the fact that they have more in common genetically. I think there is great potential in having monkeys manage niggers in work settings.

[Coon Club Road]

Amazingly, there are "assistant monkeys" (don't know if they are called that way), who are trained to help disabled humans. You could never do that with niggers, because they inevitably would kill the human sooner or later.


Or at the very least, rob them blind!

[Rastus Nigger]

Monkeys are far more useful and intelligent than niggers. A world with no monkeys would be bad, a world with no niggers would be a paradise.