Monkey post office delivery service

[jenkemfactory]

I ordered a bunch of stuff from amazon. A few days later, it is marked 'delivered'. So, naturally, I wonder who has it. I go and check the post office and as expected, it's full of monkeys and one white man.
Inside all I hear is *thumb* *thumb* *thumb* krap noise.
When I got to the counter, the boon ooked: wha chu need?
I gave them the tracking number straight off the amazon app. The boon oooks: let me chek dat for you. MMMmmmmmm...let me see. It drags its knuckles to the back and yells: yo, jovonne! (or something that sounds like that). It came dragging it's knuckles back and oooks: weeze chek'n on dat. Later it tells me to go home and wait.
Well, I'll see.
This has happened in the past a few times. The pretend it was delivered and it was not. Would a nigger lie?

[Kip Mabuse]

I ordered a bunch of stuff from amazon. A few days later, it is marked 'delivered'. So, naturally, I wonder who has it. I go and check the post office and as expected, it's full of monkeys and one white man.
Inside all I hear is *thumb* *thumb* *thumb* krap noise.
When I got to the counter, the boon ooked: wha chu need?
I gave them the tracking number straight off the amazon app. The boon oooks: let me chek dat for you. MMMmmmmmm...let me see. It drags its knuckles to the back and yells: yo, jovonne! (or something that sounds like that). It came dragging it's knuckles back and oooks: weeze chek'n on dat. Later it tells me to go home and wait.
Well, I'll see.
This has happened in the past a few times. The pretend it was delivered and it was not. Would a nigger lie?

Did you get the packages eventually, or did you just get a refund? When I lived in a very rural area in the Deep South, UPS used to either deliver my packages to the crackers down the "road," or they were stolen off my porch. Every time it happened, I got a duplicate sent out no charge. Eventually, I got them all. UPS finally started sending the packages to the local post office, and I didn't have any problems after that (not sure how they were allowed to do that, but the local post office consisted of one really nice middle aged white matron and I got all my packages after that). FEDEX only delivered to the local post office, which then delivered to me. I guess it was a contract deal--the local post office drivers didn't have official cars or anything, maybe it was part of the old RFD service.

[jenkemfactory]

I have to wait until Monday.

[haywood]

I ordered a bunch of stuff from amazon. A few days later, it is marked 'delivered'. So, naturally, I wonder who has it. I go and check the post office and as expected, it's full of monkeys and one white man.
Inside all I hear is *thumb* *thumb* *thumb* krap noise.
When I got to the counter, the boon ooked: wha chu need?
I gave them the tracking number straight off the amazon app. The boon oooks: let me chek dat for you. MMMmmmmmm...let me see. It drags its knuckles to the back and yells: yo, jovonne! (or something that sounds like that). It came dragging it's knuckles back and oooks: weeze chek'n on dat. Later it tells me to go home and wait.
Well, I'll see.
This has happened in the past a few times. The pretend it was delivered and it was not. Would a nigger lie?
Would a bear SHIT in the woods?!

[Jim Crow]

Would a nigger lie? I think you can answer your own question.
I had that same thing happen to me. I was waiting for an expensive vortex Razor scope I bought from Amazon. I was on the porch the day it was to be delivered. The mailman passed by my house and dropped off my mail.No package.
I look on Amazon and it said my package was delivered. There was a package on the steps of my neighbor.He wasn’t home, so I went to look at the name on the package. Sure enough, it was mine.I grabbed it. I’m not sure if they would’ve given me that package. They might’ve kept that thousand dollar plus scope. Especially since they were being foreclosed at the time.

[nigfreewisconsin]

My sister had packages stolen by a sheboon mail carrier back years ago. My sis was working in a warehouse and got her foot run over by a nigger who shows up to work drunk and drives a forklift. Sis tells me the ape usually showed up to work smelling of booze. So, she was laid up at home for almost six months with her foot injury, she tells me ER docs said if the wheel had been even 1/4" closer the foot would have needed amuptation. And she was denied workman's comp because she went straight to the ER and didn't stay to fill out paperwork first. Yeah, I know, first they let drunk niggers drive forkilfts, then deny humans workmans comp for the stupidest of reasons. Anyway, while my sis's boyfriend (And now husband) took a second job to pay for her bills and expenses, I mailed her a new laptop when her old one broke. Under the influence of pain meds (She stresses this part when she retells this story herself) she offhandedly mentioned what was in the box to the sheboon mail carrier, and that "My brother can fix and upgrade computers" (I've since gotten out of that line of work). So surprise surprise, when I mailed her some games for her computer, the package was marked as delivered but she never got it. Took two months, and sis and I BOTH constanly on the USPS's case, but eventually the carrier was found to have been stealing packages, marking them as delivered, but keeping them. The sheboon was charged with a number of crimes, mostly felonies, theft of mail, tampering with mail, and I think embezzlements and a couple fraud charges too. But sis and I had to really keep at it to get the USPS to do much of anything.

My sis and her husband both like to use this as an example of why niggers have no place in society. They both know the truth about the nigger plague. If her mind were clearer without pain meds, she would not have said what was in the box. But regardless, theres no excuse for theft.

[Jim Crow]

My sister had packages stolen by a sheboon mail carrier back years ago. My sis was working in a warehouse and got her foot run over by a nigger who shows up to work drunk and drives a forklift. Sis tells me the ape usually showed up to work smelling of booze. So, she was laid up at home for almost six months with her foot injury, she tells me ER docs said if the wheel had been even 1/4" closer the foot would have needed amuptation. And she was denied workman's comp because she went straight to the ER and didn't stay to fill out paperwork first. Yeah, I know, first they let drunk niggers drive forkilfts, then deny humans workmans comp for the stupidest of reasons. Anyway, while my sis's boyfriend (And now husband) took a second job to pay for her bills and expenses, I mailed her a new laptop when her old one broke. Under the influence of pain meds (She stresses this part when she retells this story herself) she offhandedly mentioned what was in the box to the sheboon mail carrier, and that "My brother can fix and upgrade computers" (I've since gotten out of that line of work). So surprise surprise, when I mailed her some games for her computer, the package was marked as delivered but she never got it. Took two months, and sis and I BOTH constanly on the USPS's case, but eventually the carrier was found to have been stealing packages, marking them as delivered, but keeping them. The sheboon was charged with a number of crimes, mostly felonies, theft of mail, tampering with mail, and I think embezzlements and a couple fraud charges too. But sis and I had to really keep at it to get the USPS to do much of anything.

My sis and her husband both like to use this as an example of why niggers have no place in society. They both know the truth about the nigger plague. If her mind were clearer without pain meds, she would not have said what was in the box. But regardless, theres no excuse for theft.
All niggers are thieves.It’s in their DNA.

[haywood]

I ordered a bunch of stuff from amazon. A few days later, it is marked 'delivered'. So, naturally, I wonder who has it. I go and check the post office and as expected, it's full of monkeys and one white man.
Inside all I hear is *thumb* *thumb* *thumb* krap noise.
When I got to the counter, the boon ooked: wha chu need?
I gave them the tracking number straight off the amazon app. The boon oooks: let me chek dat for you. MMMmmmmmm...let me see. It drags its knuckles to the back and yells: yo, jovonne! (or something that sounds like that). It came dragging it's knuckles back and oooks: weeze chek'n on dat. Later it tells me to go home and wait.
Well, I'll see.
This has happened in the past a few times. The pretend it was delivered and it was not. Would a nigger lie?

Question: What does Tom McCan have in common with the USPS? Answer: 100,000 black loafers!!

[jenkemfactory]

Well thanks for all the support, all. I appreciate ALL comments.

The package came.

I received a bag.

The bag was opened and the item lost.

Now, I cannot tell if the bag was defective at the source (amazon), it may have never been sealed, or that it was ripped opened.

It was not valuable, so who knows. It may have just dropped out. But it did cross my mind that a nigger would steal anything.

I took pictures of it and sent it to amazon. They simply re-ordered the item. So, I'm not at a loss.

Who knows. No one is going to research this.

What really pisses me off is the fact that they constantly lie. No other carrier does this. Once in a while I'll get this lie. I can understand lost items and damaged items and delays. Lying and stealing are not acceptable.

And why are niggers sorting mail? They can read? Do they have a written language in the steaming hot jungle? You mean the post office can not find young human teenagers to do the boring job of sorting mail?

You go to a post office and you will think you have walked into a kRap concert.

[Coon Club Road]

Not sure about Amazon delivery service, but out here where you seldom see niggers, every Amazon driver is a jig.

I wonder if they all have warrants so in return for Amazon not blowing their cover, they pay them 5 bucks an hour or some shit like that.

No delivery issues (yet) but I'm sure one will be right around the corner.

[Jim Crow]

Not sure about Amazon delivery service, but out here where you seldom see niggers, every Amazon driver is a jig.

I wonder if they all have warrants so in return for Amazon not blowing their cover, they pay them 5 bucks an hour or some shit like that.

No delivery issues (yet) but I'm sure one will be right around the corner.
Every Amazon delivery beast is a fucking nigger around here too! In fact, I don’t think they hire humans. And FYI, Amazon starts drivers at $14 an hour.A friend’s son did an application for the FT Pierce location,but he will never get hired, because he is white.

[haywood]

Every Amazon delivery beast is a fucking nigger around here too! In fact, I don’t think they hire humans. And FYI, Amazon starts drivers at $14 an hour.A friend’s son did an application for the FT Pierce location,but he will never get hired, because he is white.

Where I live in Central Florida ALL of the Amazon Drivers are niggers, too!! When my dogs bark up a storm I know the nigger driver is delivering a package.

[jenkemfactory]

Not sure about Amazon delivery service, but out here where you seldom see niggers, every Amazon driver is a jig.

I wonder if they all have warrants so in return for Amazon not blowing their cover, they pay them 5 bucks an hour or some shit like that.

No delivery issues (yet) but I'm sure one will be right around the corner.


Yes, all the amazon branded drivers are chimps.

[Coon Club Road]

Yes, all the amazon branded drivers are chimps.


I remember in the '70's and "80's, all the U.S. Postal Service tractor-trailer drivers were moolies.

Those un-air conditioned manual steering cab-over pieces of shit must have been a good fit for the boo-bahs.

[nigfreewisconsin]

And why are niggers sorting mail? They can read? Do they have a written language in the steaming hot jungle? You mean the post office can not find young human teenagers to do the boring job of sorting mail?

You go to a post office and you will think you have walked into a kRap concert.

I've seen moderately disabled (Mid-range spectrum Autism) humans who are mostly verbal, and not exactly deep thinkers (But still leagues ahead of niggers. Aw, who am I kidding, single cell organisms are way ahead of niggers in intelligence) , but set them on a menial job like sorting and alphabetizing library books or stocking shelves and they're better than any machine, and with fewer errors, if any. If the USPS wants to claim they are so diverse, inclusive, or whatever the liberal buzzword of the day is, then hire in some of them to sort the mail, send the niggers and machines both to pasture.

[CoonsЯus]

When my dogs bark up a storm I know the nigger driver is delivering a package.

:lol That's great training !

[Bakkabawl Stah]

All the driveways in my neighborhood are very steep, uphill drives. I have seen a number of delivery drivers get stuck in my neighbors yard. Niggers every single time.
Most aren't brave enough to try ours, huge rocks on both sides. You miss on mine, and your vehicle will be trashed.

[jenkemfactory]

I was trying to track a USPS package on USPS.com.
Look at this nigger-asslifter:

12689

Yes, I have to keep going back to usps because I do not have a choice. I guess I could hire some guy on a pony to deliver my mail.

[Tar Remover]

I ordered a bunch of stuff from amazon. A few days later, it is marked 'delivered'. So, naturally, I wonder who has it. I go and check the post office and as expected, it's full of monkeys and one white man.
Inside all I hear is *thumb* *thumb* *thumb* krap noise.
When I got to the counter, the boon ooked: wha chu need?
I gave them the tracking number straight off the amazon app. The boon oooks: let me chek dat for you. MMMmmmmmm...let me see. It drags its knuckles to the back and yells: yo, jovonne! (or something that sounds like that). It came dragging it's knuckles back and oooks: weeze chek'n on dat. Later it tells me to go home and wait.
Well, I'll see.
This has happened in the past a few times. The pretend it was delivered and it was not. Would a nigger lie?

Yes. You could have had your package immediately if there were humans working there. But with a combination of "stickin' it to the white debbil" and sheer nigger stupidity, you had to wait.

[Tar Remover]

I was trying to track a USPS package on USPS.com.
Look at this nigger-asslifter:

12689

Yes, I have to keep going back to usps because I do not have a choice. I guess I could hire some guy on a pony to deliver my mail.

She's watching animal porn. That makes these apes happy.......

[Tar Remover]

Question: What does Tom McCan have in common with the USPS? Answer: 100,000 black loafers!!:lol